There’s been a ton of road trippin’ going on in and around my life lately. My roommates peaced out to New Orleans for ten days, my best friend moved his life back to LA from Chicago, and I’m getting ready to gay it up in San Francisco in just a few weeks.
There’s also been lotsa lovin’ going on in my life lately, and between this incessant need to venture and my incessant need to hump things, it got me wondering – how can I be sure my vag keeps up with my car? How am I gonna get off on-the-go?! Panicked by how to attain travelling orgasms, I went straight for our catalogs to browse my options.
Instantly transform any room into an erotic playground with the world’s first inflatable, multi-function Bondage Bed!
Whether you’re faced with questionable sheets at a shady motel or the hardwood floors that your friend’s boyfriend’s uncle so graciously offered for crashing – it’s always a safe bet to bring along your own place to sleep. Our Fetish Fantasy Series Inflatable Bondage Bed is the perfect blowup bed for any trip. The packaging is only 16×17” for easy packing and lugging. And best of all – it doubles as a place to rest your head and to get your ass beat red! Featuring a slew of kinky necessities – adjustable cuffs, bondage tape, nipple clamps, a paddle, and more – this multi-function cozy queen-sized mattress will transform any space into an erotic playground!
Use our Suction Cup Bondage Kit to access the best angles for deeper penetration!
If you’re strapped for space and time, our Fetish Fantasy Series Suction Cup Bondage Kit is perfect for on-the-go fetish fun. The durable neoprene-backed cuffs easily adjust to comfortably fit most sizes, and the super-strong suction cups stick tight to nearly any surface. Stick the cuffs against any wall and blindfold your naughty sub before strapping them in face-first for a little derrière discipline. The suction cups can also stick to themselves, offering an array of position possibilities. Try connecting the wrists to the ankles in a hogtie position. Personally, my favorite way to use these cuffs is while lying on my back with my arms cuffed behind my head. Then I bring my knees toward my face, suctioning the wrist and ankle cuffs together to provide the perfect angle for ultra deep penetration.
Our authentic Jute Bondage Rope is easy for beginners to handle, but durable enough for experienced bondage enthusiasts.
It might be weird to quote a kid’s show on a sex blog, but seriously – one of the greatest lessons I’ve ever learned came from Spongebob Squarepants’ KISS rule: Keep It Simple, Stupid! Less is more, especially when you wanna pack light for a cross-country trip. Don’t dismiss your sexual necessities, though – and bring along some Bondage Rope! You can choose just how much rope you bring, just how kinky you’re gonna get, and you can even reuse it in your travels! Bought way more souvenirs than space you’ve got in the trunk? No worries, just tie it to the roof with some Fetish Fantasy Series Jute Bondage Rope!
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