Archive for September 29, 2014

HBO’s John Oliver LOVES Our Icicles!


We were SO stoked to find our Icicles No. 40 so prominently featured last night on HBO’s Last Week Tonight with John Oliver. Not only was our name proudly displayed next to our actual packaging, but Oliver even gave our writers some kudos when highlighting our copywriting!

No. 40“It’s always exciting to find our products on one of our favorite shows,” said Chairman and CEO Nick Orlandino. “Our brands have incredible mainstream cross-over appeal, proving once again that Pipedream is the leading novelty manufacturer in the world.”

Just one of many mainstream spotlights, we’ve also been recently seen in Universal Pictures’ A Walk Among Tombstones, FX’s Partners, and a viral video on

Tell us which of our Icicles are YOUR favorite in the comments, and 3 fans will be chosen to win a FREE No. 40!

The secret exercise that will change your sex life forever!

50112Regardless of the incredible results that are guaranteed with consistency, most of us are never really stoked about hitting the gym and getting our sweat on. But what if we told you there was one work out that guarantees the strongest muscles without lifting a single weight? An incredibly easy exercise that can be done simultaneously alongside your 9 to 5, while prepping for taco night, at the $3 movie theater – seriously, anywhere – that will change your sex life forever… without even breaking a sweat!

Pause. Before we get to the life altering fun times, let’s go over some Vagina 101.

The vagina does not just consist of a button and some holes. In fact, the vagina is a community of muscles that are super elastic in order to stretch and contract (because babies). Because of this elasticity, it’s pretty easy to build incredibly strong vaginal muscles – if you put the work in.

But why would I want a beef cake vagina?  Because the secret to a stronger orgasm is… a stronger vagina!

That exercise we hyped up earlier? Kegeling. Every good core workout needs a little weight, and the kegel’s barbell is the ben-wa ball. Kegeling tones your PC muscles, which are some of the muscles that contract during orgasm, so working them out will naturally increase pleasure and even make it easier to climax.

It takes patience and consistency to identify your PC muscles and learn how to contract and relax them. Here are some pointers from the Mayo Clinic:

Find the right muscles. Stop urination in midstream. If you succeed, you’ve got the right muscles.

Screen Shot 2014-09-25 at 9.18.54 AM 1Perfect your technique. Empty your bladder and lie on your back. Tighten your PC muscles, hold the contraction for five seconds, and then relax for five seconds. Try it four or five times in a row. Work up to keeping the muscles contracted for 10 seconds at a time, relaxing for 10 seconds between contractions.

Maintain your focus. For best results, focus on tightening only your PC muscles. Be careful not to flex the muscles in your abdomen, thighs or buttocks. Avoid holding your breath. Instead, breathe freely during the exercises.

Repeat 3 times a day. Aim for at least three sets of 10 repetitions a day.

Don’t make a habit of using kegel exercises to start and stop your urine stream. Doing kegel exercises while emptying your bladder can actually weaken the muscles, as well as lead to incomplete emptying of the bladder — which increases the risk of a urinary tract infection.

Naturally, you can enhance this exercise by using your favorite Fetish Fantasy vaginal exercisers. Not only will ben-wa balls enhance your sex life, but vaginal strength will improve urinary tract health and better prepare your body for giving birth. So try kegeling right now, and tell us in the comments where you’ve inconspicuously pumped your sexiest guns today!

The Pussy Pump: A Guaranteed Orgasm like Never Before!

What if we told you that there was one single toy that will completely change your sex life forever? What if we told you that there was a simple, easy-to-use, battery-free, and extremely affordable toy that is guaranteed to give you the most explosive orgasm unlike anything you’ve ever experienced? What if we told you that there was a toy that increases sensation in your most sensitive spot – and spots that you didn’t even know could feel so good?

Our High Intensity Pussy Pump is the simplest tool to achieving the most incredible orgasm!

Ladies and gents, we introduce to you…


Many of you probably weren’t even aware that pussy pumps are a thing, let alone that this contraption could offer anything in the realm of pleasure. One might contemplate and compare it to a penis pump, which primarily aims to increase one’s length and girth. You might be thinking vaginas aren’t even long! And why the hell would I want to marshmallow puff it up?  

Well, because science.

Just like the penis pump, the use of a pussy pump simply encourages blood flow to the area, which naturally increases the area’s size. Though some people really do enjoy the sight of a plump pussy – this is not the only use for a pussy pump.

With all of this fresh blood flowing through the area, your clit becomes engorged, growing and peeking from the clitoral hood to offer much easier access. Most women can’t have an orgasm without clitoral stimulation, and most partners would probably agree that it can be hard to find, especially amid face-to-face sex. Voila! Insta-clit has arrived.

Get to know your own vagina, then click ours to start the search for your perfect pump!

But our favorite effect of the pussy pump? All of this blood flood means increased sensitivity throughout the entire pumped area. So, not only does your most sensitive spot become even more sensitive, but your inner and outer labia also become incredibly receptive, more than you’ve ever previously experienced. Now it’s not just your clit or vagina that will ache for attention – your entire vulva becomes a palace of seriously mind-blowing pleasure!

So the next time you find yourself reaching beneath the bed for your favorite vibe, or grabbing a rubber for a spontaneous romp – why not grab a pussy pump too? Just a few extra minutes and you’ll be entering an entirely new world of ecstasy!


Want to know more about other unusual sex toys? Leave your kinky curiosities in the comments to find your questions answered in future blog posts!

Beginner’s Bondage Tips

10423654_10153009737899788_9038250081914617595_nWe’ve been anxiously anticipating the 50 Shades theatrical debut since the moment it was revealed, fantasizing about the breathtaking bondage scenes that will appear on the big screen in just 148 days (seriously, we’re that excited). While wondering which of our favorite fetish toys will grace mainstream screens, we quickly realized that upon this release, tons of closeted kinksters will very eagerly dive right into the vast sea of leather, clamps, and restraints. The incredible variety of BDSM gear can be overwhelming to a newbie. There’s just so much to choose from! How do I know which toy is right for me? Check out these BDSM essentials to get you started, easing your way into your very own favorite shade of play.

BLINDFOLD: Who knew that something as simple as a sexy silk mask could bring the most intense pleasures to life? Sensory deprivation is an incredibly simple and effective way of increasing the body’s sensitivity, muting one sense to increase the others. Try blindfolding your partner before teasing them with a feather tickler – you’ll quickly see how much more intense your lover’s trembles of satisfaction will become!

pd4458-23_03bNIPPLE CLAMPS: The nipple is one of the most sensitive spots on your lover’s body. In fact, for women, the sensation from the nipple travels to the same part of the brain as sensations from the vagina and clitoris. Logic will tell you that your climax can only intensify if you simultaneously pleasure your nipples along with your genitals. The next time you find yourself at play, add some feather nipple clamps to keep your nipples perked with pleasure, while the super-soft feathers delicately tickle your sensitive skin for even more stimulation.

CUFFS: Consensual restraint is another very simple way to quickly increase your partner’s pleasure. Very much like sensory deprivation, restraining a lover’s arms puts the dominant partner in complete power. Not only is this level of trust as sexy as you can get, but this leaves the comfortably cuffed partner with exceptionally heightened sensitivity as they anticipate what will happen next.


Fetish Fantasy Series Featured in Today’s Universal Pictures’ Release!

TombstonesPipedream is no stranger to the mainstream spotlight, with products recently featured on FX’s Partners, Showtime’s All Access, and Now the manufacturer’s Fetish Fantasy Series Official Handcuffs have stolen the spotlight in Universal Pictures’ A Walk Among Tombstones, which hit theaters today. The cuffs were also proudly displayed in the film’s official trailer.

Based on the Lawrence Block novel of the same title, this nail biting thriller follows Matthew Scudder, an NYPD cop and private investigator, as he tackles the case of a drug dealer in search of his wife’s murderer. Amidst the search, Matthew, played by Liam Neeson, stumbles upon a suit case of evidence that overflows with Pipedream’s best-selling Official Handcuffs.

“We’re so proud to consistently see our products reach such wide audiences,” said Social Media Manager Sabrina Dropkick. “It just goes to show that even the number one names in entertainment demand the number one name in high-quality novelties.”

Find your local screening today, then check out 7 unique interactive catalogs for the Fetish Fantasy of your choice.

Pipedream Wows Crowds at Scala Fair!

Pipedream returns from another global adventure after rocking the Scala Fair in The Netherlands this week. The intimate trade show offered the opportunity to strengthen business relationships and educate customers about Pipedream’s best-selling brands.

Attendees flocked to Pipedream’s booth for the European debut of Fantasy X-Tensions, ads-ons to the best-selling Fetish Fantasy Limited Edition and Fetish Fantasy Gold lines, as well as the much anticipated Bonnie Rotten Collection, to which the star herself appeared for pictures and autographs.

“Customers were so excited to snag the new Limited Edition items just in time for the movie,” said Brand Ambassador Cheryl Flangel. “With Bonnie Rotten in-person for selfies and champagne, it was only natural that our booth was a blast!”

“The show was busier than ever and customers were ecstatic about the reintroduction of Jimmyjane,” said Sales Executive Raymond Houtenbos. “We’d like to thank everyone at Scala for their hospitality and great efforts to make this show an incredible success.”\

For media inquiries or for further information about Pipedream Products Inc., please contact Sabrina Dropkick via e-mail at

ECN/IVD Warehouse Show Graduates with PDU Honors!

ECN_PDUThe jet setting Dream Team has returned from the ECN/IVD 30th Anniversary Warehouse Show in Princeton, New Jersey, where the manufacturer presented an exclusive Pipedream University training seminar for VIP retailers. Attendees were treated to a perfect blend of business and pleasure, enjoying an entire weekend of training and fun, food, and festivities provided by ECN and Pipedream.

“Having PDU and the Pipedream team here on site was really special, and I know East Coast News customers will benefit from the experience,” said ECN VP Brian Herbstman. “Thanks to Pipedream for taking the time to join us here.”

Pipedream packed the weekend with informative seminars and intimate meetings, connecting directly with storeowners, managers, and buyers. Over 100 customers graduated with honors and were wowed by Pipedream’s latest collections, in-depth product demos, and sales and merchandising training.

“It’s always a pleasure to team up with our friends and powerhouse distributor ECN,” said Visual Merchandiser Briana Honz. “With the level of service we both provide, customers were blown away by the presentation and product offerings. We strive to satisfy our customers, so I strongly believe we brought our A game to New Jersey. We want to thank ECN and their amazing customers for their continued support of Pipedream.”

Senior VP of Global Sales Rich Easton made his PDU debut with an in-depth presentation on new sales strategies. “It was great to work with the team at East Coast News. They are always excited about new products, receptive to new ideas, and open to testing various ways to help our customers connect with their consumers. I was blown away by our customers’ interest level in ‘what drives consumer purchase behavior’ and the benefits of outstanding customer service.”

PDU is an instructional seminar designed to give distributors and retailers the training and tools they need to effectively merchandise Pipedream’s award-winning brands. Graduates from the program left the ceremony with custom diplomas, training materials, brand one-sheets, and gift bags. Contact your salesperson for more information on future PDU opportunities.

FX Show Gets Kinky with Pipedream Cuffs!

After spotlights on Showtime’s All Access: Mayweather vs. Maidana 2 last weekend, Pipedream was featured on the FX comedy Partners this week. Starring Martin Lawrence and Kelsey Grammer, the show follows the work of two contrasting lawyers, the high-end elitist Allen and ethics-driven Marcus. In the recent “Doug Day Afternoon” episode, Allen finds himself bound by Pipedream’s best-selling Fetish Fantasy Series Beginner’s Furry Cuffs!

“It’s always a thrill to unexpectedly find our products on our favorite shows,” said Senior VP of Sales Rich Easton. “We’ve dominated global retail stores, and now you can’t even turn on the TV without being reminded of our best-selling brands!”

“Exposure like this solidifies that Pipedream is relevant in pop culture,” said CEO Nick Orlandino. “We continue to design products that are guaranteed to peak the public’s interest.”

See the episode now on Amazon, then discover more Fetish Fantasy restraints in this interactive supplement.

Pipedream Knocks Out Showtime Sports, Featured on All Access!

Pipedream is no stranger to the mainstream spotlight, with recent showcases on and Sony Pictures’ Think Like a Man TooThis weekend, the manufacturer’s award-winning products found a spotlight on Showtime’s All Access: Mayweather vs. Maidana 2. The documentary series offers an intimate portrait of the world’s favorite professional fighters, giving you a peek at their personal lives and unrestricted behind-the-scenes access to the world of boxing.

In episode two, Flloyd Mayweather showers his friends with gifts after an erotic excursion to the local sex shop. While the ladies giggle over Pipedream’s Glow in the Dark Erotic Dice, Mayweather offers the motherload of masturbators to his blushing assistant – the best-selling Pipedream Extreme Toyz Fuck Me Silly.

“It’s always a thrill to unexpectedly find our products on our favorite shows,” said Social Media Manager and Sexpert Sabrina Dropkick. “Not only does it offer incredibly valuable mainstream cross-over, but the fact that this is reality television truly showcases our mission to normalize and ignite people’s sexuality.”

Catch the full episode for a limited time at, then get to know your favorite Pipedream Extreme Toyzwith this interactive supplement.