Archive for December 30, 2014

A Cure for the Common New Year’s Resolutions

Screen Shot 2014-12-30 at 1.01.47 PMWhen you’re looking for the most trustworthy sex toy advice, who better to go to than the woman that spends 40 hours a week playing with them? Colleen Godin, our Event and Training Coordinator, travels the country to represent Pipedream at our customers’ events. She also hosts hands-on training for any of our distributors and retailers who request one in order to educate their employees on the intricacies of our products, and to keep them up-to-date with the next great Pipedream innovations.

Lose weight. Quit smoking. Party less. Get out of debt. Be less stressed.

Ready for the onslaught of familiar, boring New Year resolutions? Keeping up with those January 1st promises isn’t easy, especially when going from one year to the next involves months and months of sweat and tears and struggle (i.e. life).

Instead of torturing yourself by attempting to create a “new you” for the year, why not resolve to accomplish some sexier goals that will do more for your self-esteem, stress level, and physical health than that prematurely cancelled gym membership.

PD3978-23_041. Feel Gorgeous in the Bedroom

A positive body attitude doesn’t have to take months of sweat and dieting. All a girl needs to feel gorgeous in the nude is some bling! Start accessorizing like a goddess with the Fetish Fantasy Gold line of beginner’s BDSM accessories. Perfect for the gal who likes to mix fetish and fashion, the Collar & Leash and Gold Cuffs can even be worn as jewelry outside of the bedroom. And first-timers can jump-start their collection with the Fantasy Bondage Kit! I dare you to not feel worthy of worship decked out in our gold!

2. Explore YOUR Pleasure

Too many bodacious babes are missing out on the simple, exquisite pleasure of getting to know their own bodies. The WOW! line of (mostly) silicone luxury vibrators promises to leave you feeling like a new woman. The Wonder Wabbit is perfect for exploring your external parts. A powerful Japanese motor sends intense vibrations up the twin ears to massage the clitoris and labia. Click through 7 vibration patterns until you’ve found your favorite, and plug-in this pink cutie to any USB-port to charge it up. If internal sensations sound sexier, try the Rabbit Rocker, made of super-soft silicone and loaded with 7 different vibration options. Take charge of your orgasm this year!

3. Try Something Scary


Earlier this year, I relayed my journey from pain wimp to shock champ in our blog and now it’s your turn to master the Fetish Fantasy Shock Therapy line! I promise it’s not as scary as it seems. The “shock” is similar to that of a TENS unit in the medical field and its purpose is to massage your area of choice with pleasurable muscle contractions. Start with the original Shock Therapy Professional Wireless XXXXXXXXX, complete with 2 butterfly-like adhesive pads that will transfer energy anywhere you decide to stick them. Get braver with the Shock Therapy Pleasure Probe, perfect for amping up a vaginal or anal orgasm. Once you’re the master of your domain, try my staff training favorite, the Shock Therapy Luv Gloves, and show your partner the benefits of conquering their fear of a good, old-fashioned zapping.

4. Play Dress-Up

Can’t seem to make a fast-enough transformation from your past-self into the sexy, bad-ass, and independent femme you’re envisioning for today? Fake it until you make it! Dressing the part will let your mirror image match your attitude, and Bonnie Rotten knows exactly how to display her ability to kick ass in the bedroom with the bad ass ink sprinkled across her body. Surprise your partner (and yourself!) with a make-over from the Bonnie Rotten Collection Make-A-Porno Kit. Complete with temporary tattoos a la Bonnie, fishnet thigh-highs, and a penis extension that adds girth and length to cocks or strap-ons — the only thing missing is the camera to record what you do with the included whip, blindfold, spit lube, ass lube, and deep throat spray. Just make sure to turn off your iCloud back-up before you hit “record!”

5. Buy Something Cute


Christmas may not be all year long, but the decorations never have to be taken down! Before you lose that last bit of holiday cheer, consider a unique addition to your toy collection. The Icicles No. 59 is a must-have for any big-time Christmas decorator or fan of glass sex toys. Shaped and colored like a traditional candy cane, this beautiful, borosilicate piece could stand next to any festive display without Grandma even batting a lash. Dip the stem into a cup of hot or cold water before you play and you’ll quickly learn why glass is one of most unique, versatile materials on the toy market. If you’re anything like us delightfully perverted folks here at Pipedream, then deriving pleasure from a candy cane won’t be the most interesting occurrence in your bedroom this year. ;)

Throwback Thursday: Pipedream XXXmas 2013!

It’s not just a figure of speech when we say it ain’t a party without Pipedream! The Dream Team family celebrated last year’s holiday season with a private dinner at Morton’s (aka the world’s best steakhouse!!) before heading over to Chairman and CEO Nick Orlandino’s incredible mansion for the exclusive after party. From the crab legs to the Secret Santa, to the open bar – we shut down 2013 in true Pipedream fashion with a pretty darn incredible party!

Ahh, the memories…

We were on our favorite TV shows last week!!!

Sorry not sorry, but we’ve always been pretty popular — from our best-selling Fetish Fantasy Series to the infinite list of TV shows, movies, music videos, Hollywood events… And just last night our Visual Merchandiser Briana Honz caught us on one of her favorite shows, Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons! 

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She joked, “It’s always exciting to sporadically find our products on our favorite shows. Pipedream has always been the number one brand in the world – but now we’re reality royalty-approved!”

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In episode 7 of the Kardashian’s E! spin-off, Kourtney has a tiff with Khloe’s hubby Scott and offers her amends with a gift the next day – a Fetish Fantasy Series Bull Whip and Fetish Fantasy Lingerie Ride ‘em Cowboy chaps! Scott exclaims, “Fetish Fantasy Lingerie – this is exactly what we needed!”

Our long-lasting relationship with Sons of Anarchy should probably be made Facebook official by now, considering this is our fifth appearance on the award-winning FX drama. The opening credits of the series finale reveal the gang’s underground porn studio, where the wall of their latest production is packed with Fetish Fantasy Series whips, paddles, and restraints.


Our PR Manager Sabrina Dropkick was excited to finally see a top-secret scene come to life – “We’re so grateful for our ongoing partnerships with Hollywood’s top producers. The best in the entertainment business require products that are guaranteed to peak the public’s interest. Our unique designs have created incredible mainstream crossover appeal, and that’s what makes Pipedream the top adult novelty manufacturer in the world.”

J-Law HACKED is leaked alongside top box office hit Hunger Games!


How convenient! Just as Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1 is topping the box office for the third straight week, we’ve dropped our latest Hollywood hottie from our most controversial Super Star Series collection of inflatable love dolls — J-Law HACKED!

Screen Shot 2014-12-09 at 11.14.50 AMJust like Ryan’s Secrets, Lindsay Blowhan, and Katy Pervy, our new doll features nearly identical selfies and total tongue-in-cheek copy, poking fun at the A-list actress’ recently hacked cell phone nudes. Check out the freakin hilarious copy with kudos to our VP of Development and real-life Midget Man, Rob Phaneuf.

We’re not sure what came faster, news of J-Laws leaked selfies or the thousands of guys waiting for this day to finally come! She did the world a favor when her sexy selfies spread across the internet, and now Hollywood’s honey is getting naked for the money! If hacked cell phone pics weren’t enough to make J-Law our favorite new selfie slut, her brand new blowup doll is proof that this blockbuster babe is ready for primetime penetration! Just add air and this American hustler transforms into America’s hooker right before your eyes! There’s no silver lining to her 3 love holes, but if you add a little lube they feel great wrapping around every inch of your pleasure rod! Her cloud got hacked so you can get jacked! Screen Shot 2014-12-09 at 11.13.45 AM

Head honcho aka Chairman and CEO Nick Orlandino is super stoked about this release — the guy got his start in gag gifts, so he loves combining his passion for novelties with a good joke.

Nobody creates products with mainstream crossover appeal like Pipedream The publicity we receive when one of these celebrity dolls hits the market is priceless. Our customers will definitely experience rising sales as J-Law blows up – literally!

Consumers can buy their very own J-Law from Spencer’s, while distributors and retailers are urged to contact their sales rep today while supplies last!

They really like us — XBIZ Exec Awards nods announced!

Screen Shot 2014-12-03 at 12.27.51 PMOur family of brands – Pipedream, Jimmyjane, and Devil’s Film – swept the XBIZ Exec Awards with FIVE nominations!!

Businessman of the Year

Steve Sav, Pipedream VP of Sales

Brand Ambassador of the Year 

Cheryl Flangel, Pipedream Brand Ambassador

Community Figure of the Year 

Rob Phaneuf, Pipedream VP of Product Development

Business Development Executive of the Year 

Alicia Sinclair, Jimmyjane VP of Worldwide Sales

Businessman of the Year 

Steve Volponi, Devil’s Film VP of Production

pdphoto_13908619101058-216x300We can’t wait to go support (and party!) with our friends at the exclusive cocktail party and awards show on January 14 in Hollywood. It goes without saying that our head honcho aka Chairman and CEO Nick Orlandino is extremely proud:

I feel truly honored that five of my executives have been recognized for their hard work and achievements. We believe that great people are the key to every organization and we have some of the best in the business on our Dream Team. We’d like to thank XBIZ and their entire staff again for the nominations.