REAL TALK! A Pegging Manifesto

I don’t really know how else to put it – pegging is the shit. For the n00bs who have no idea what I’m talking about – pegging is the term for when someone uses a strap-on to butt fuck someone else. Seriously! It’s probably, like, my number one favorite sex act ever. I just really love screwing with gender roles and there’s a certain dominance that overwhelms me when I’ve got a grizzly dude on their hands and knees. Plus, what better way to stick it to the patriarchy then to stick it in their ass?

Unfortunately, I had to learn my pegging etiquette the hard way (lol hard) by trial and error. If it’s your first time, keep these things in mind for the safest, most pleasurable experience.

Lube. Lube, lube, lube, lube, lube. Use lube, and use a lot of it. Butt holes don’t naturally lubricate the way our other orifices do, so you gotta help a brother out. Personally, I prefer silicone lube because it’s super-duper slick and a little lasts a looooong time, whereas water-based lubes dry up and must be continuously reapplied. Some people are divas and think silicone lube is annoying to clean up – and you know what I’ve got to say about that? Quit yer bitchin! A few extra minutes of cleanup is worth keeping that precious, uber-sensitive butt hole happy. There is one little problem with silicone lube, though – you can’t use it with silicone toys. But don’t you fret! If you’ve got a silicone cock, water-based lube is just fine, and will only ensure an even more wet and wild ride!

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Smooth, tapered, AND glow-in-the-dark?! YES PLEASE!!!!

If the person you’re pegging has little to no experience with anal – DO NOT DIVE IN DICK FIRST!!! Our butt holes actually need to be trained to maintain a certain elasticity that a good anal pounding requires. Before you even invest in a super dope harness and the big, glittery cock of your dreams – try some finger play with your partner first, to make sure they even like it. Once a finger becomes more and more comfortable, upgrade to a small toy, then gradually work your way up. Make sure the plugs and dildos you choose have a tapered tip to ease insertion and a base that’s wider than the toy’s widest point so it doesn’t get lost forever (or really, until an embarrassing hospital visit…) I suggest using smoooooooth, tapered toys with no drag for beginners solo anal use - glass, metal, and ceramic are perfect – and softer materials like silicone and PVC for strap-on use. Though hard materials slide the best, I don’t let other people use them on me because one wrong movement is just, like… oooouuuuuccccchhh!!!!!!

Now, if you’re gonna dive into the poop shoot, you’re gonna need to be prepared for the not-so mystery that lies inside. There’s just no way around it and no way to put it lightly – there’s poop up there. It’s just a biological fact. You can enema all you want, you can starve yourself all day (which I seriously don’t even recommend for any reason ever), but there’s still gonna be poop up there… AND THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT. To the person being pegged – don’t you ever be ashamed of your bodily functions. To the person doing the pegging – don’t you ever shame someone for their bodily functions. If you can’t stomach the possibility of poo, then you have no business pegging.

A lot of cis straight dudes get super skeeved out when considering pegging, like they have to defend their heterosexuality. But, uh, guess what guys – every cis dude has a prostate, and every prostate feels AWESOME when you get at it. Period. It’s just, like, science. Also, FYI, your sexual identity is not defined by the sexual acts you perform or even the sex partner(s) you have – it’s whatever YOU identify as. And even if getting it up the butt did make you gay – so what? There’s nothing wrong with being gay anyway.

One comment on “REAL TALK! A Pegging Manifesto

  1. For our pegging sessions she starts off by giving me a two quart very warm, very strong coffee enema using a double bardex. After i receive it all, i go down on her, and around 20 minutes later after she has came, i getto expel. With my asshole loosened up, and the coffee made me relaxed and energized, i come in to the bedroom where she is waiting with a 12″ strapon. I choosethe position (last night i chose standing with my hands against the wall while shepounded me from behind.) after she has screwed mybrains out, she puts an adult diaper on me because i am loosened up and there is almost always some enema left in me. Once the enema makes its way out she cleans me like a baby.

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