Archive for April 29, 2015

Screw the Rabbit!
Top 3 Dual Stimulators

And I don’t mean that in the ‘screw off” kinda way, either. I mean – literally, screw yo’ rabbit! The rabbit vibrator is the OG design for the dual stimulator, which is exactly what it sounds like – it stimulates two parts of you, the vag and the clit. Everyone knows that most people with vaginas cannot cum from penetration alone, so the dual stimulator is a staple in every sane sex fiend’s toy box.

pd4146-11_c3. Fantasy X-tensions Vibrating Couples Cage

Turn your penis into an instant pleasure machine! Sure, sex is already great with your partner – but let’s be real, there’s already enough to coordinate, so coordinating simultaneous clit stimulation is sometimes pushed to the back burner… and I say fuck that! The Vibrating Couples Cage offers hands-free clit stimulation, plus extra good feels from the texture of this super-cute pink cage.

PD5223-14_062. Crush Cuddle Bear

This clit stimulator actually takes the rounded shape of the thumb to give you the most bang for your buck – no, seriously! Instead of the light fluttering of a rabbit’s ears, the Cuddle Bear gets snug against your clit for direct, constant vibrations. This is a must-have for any vagina’s daily self-love routine.

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A new twist on the old classic, this thing is the ultimate solo sack sesh device. Like, if there was only one sex toy you ever owned for your entire life, it better fuckin’ be the Thumper. Sorry not sorry, but I always hated the metal beaded tornado that’s typical of the OG rabbit vibes – and the Thumper totes avoids it by creating an entirely new sensation, almost like a super tiny thrust. If you’ve never had multiple orgasms, then get ready for the most lip biting, toe curling, sheet grabbing time of you’re life.

Check out some of my other fav sex toys:

Pervy Playlist No. 4
Best Breakup Songs

We’re switching things up this week, exchanging our usual sensual sack sesh for a good ol’ fashion hate fuck! Breaking up is never easy, but feeding the soul with some tuneage is a quick and easy way to help release the post-break up blues without the morning-after regret of slashing their tires.

 

“Kokopelli Face Tattoo” by Andrew Jackson Jihad

Genre: Folk Punk with lotsa feelz

Best part: Hey dude I hate everything you do but I’m trying really hard to not hate you. Hating you won’t make you suck any less.

 

“Let This Go” by Eve

Genre: Bad ass lady Rap

Best part: Ya love girls, girls, but you lost the best. I had to get away, I’m past the stress. Mame told me, “baby girl, never settle for less.” Learn the hard way, hard days, I’m ready for next.”

 

“Shitlist” by L7

Genre: Riot grrrl

Best part: For all the ones who put me out. For all the ones who filled my head with downs. For all the squares that got me pissed. You’ve made my shitlist!

 

Check out the previous Pervy Playlists:

No. 1

No. 2

No. 3

 What’s YOUR favorite breakup song? Let us know in the comments! 

Pipedream Wins Big at AdultEx!

ADULTEX_Award_2015_2We’ve returned from the AdultEx expo with two more accolades, scoring the Best Fetish/Alternative Product Range for the Bonnie Rotten Collection, as well as the coveted Manufacturer of the Year award.

AdultEx, which is the Southern Hemisphere’s largest gathering of adult industry manufacturers and retailers, has been vital to our rapid Australian growth. Our massive booth was booming with customers consistently throughout the three-day event, and we left the eleventh annual trade show with more orders than ever.

“The most important part of business is to keep products flying off of shelves. Proven sales are just as important as innovation, and that’s why brand loyalty to Pipedream in Australia is so strong,” said Visual Merchandiser Briana Honz. “Pipedream sales are skyrocketing in Australia and the Cal Vista team is a big part of our success!”

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“I want to thank Roger Sheldon-Collins and his entire crew for putting together another incredible show and recognizing us as Manufacturer of the Year,” said Pipedream Chairman and CEO Nick Orlandino. “I’m very proud of how we continue to expand our brand presence throughout Australia and New Zealand – Pipedream is and will continue to be the number one brand down under!”

Throwback Thursday: Justin Bie- I mean, Tommy Reeves!!

So this one time we made the Just-In Beaver Doll. We didn’t think anyone could top the mass media frenzy that surrounded our Finally Miley doll, but it turns out the world is truly plagued by Bieber Fever! True story—our servers crashed around the release of this doll when millions of fans came pouring in to find their very own fuckable pop star. Super-hunk Tommy Reeves stepped in to play the part back in April 2012, and there’s not much more to say about that because his six-pack speaks for itself.

We Rocked Scandinavia’s First Erotic Expo!

20150414_173322_resized_zpskuwcjnqvWe’ve returned from another global adventure after an ultra-successful Nordic Erotic Expo. Hosted at the Aarhus Firma Sport center from April 15th through the 17th, it was the first B2B event of its kind in Scandanavia. Attendees flocked to our booth to get their hands on our latest offerings including King Cock, Crush, iSex, and Fetish Fantasy Series Shock Therapy.

“We were so proud to take part in this debut show,” said Sales Exec Raymond Houtenbos. “Pipedream was the absolute standout! Customers were ecstatic about our new slat wall skins and latest collections, and can’t wait to get them into their stores.”

Our booth was constantly overflowing with activity and for many attendees, it was their first opportunity to meet the Dream Team and see our award-winning lines. Sales staff were constantly busy writing orders, strengthening international business relationships new and old alike.

With iSex currently shipping, customers are urged to contact their sales exec to place their orders while supplies last. Catalogs are available by request or online in multiple formats. Brand and product demo videos can be found on PDTV and Vimeo for in-store and online merchandising.

Do NOT Fake it ‘til You Make It!!!!

One of my biggest pet peeves is when some jerk cums first and doesn’t even bother to get me off too. Actually, screw that, that ain’t a pet peeve – that’s just fucked up. But then I realized there was something I was doing to enable this type of behavior – I was faking my orgasm.

Faking your orgasm isn’t polite. Faking your orgasm doesn’t protect someone else’s feelings. Faking your orgasm does only one thing – piss. you. off. I guess I can only speak for myself but for real, if I have a lot of sex and only a little climaxing, I get frustrated and spiteful as heeeelllllllll. And you’re not just pissing yourself off either – it usually pisses off or totally bums out the partner(s) involved. Your partner (or at least a good partner) is fucking you for a reason – to make you feel good; to get you off. So instead of lying your way through another dry, fake orgasm, try these tips for amping up your arousal to finally get you the fuck off!!!

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1. Communication

I know, I know, waaaay easier said than done. But this is seriously the quickest, cheapest, simplest fix for this ish. All you gotta do is lead the way – ain’t nobody a mind reader! Tell them when and where to move, how fast or slow you need it. Some people may find it uncomfortable to talk during sex, though, and that’s cool too. Try talking about it during a lazy morning or late night chat in bed, when there’s a calmer vibe but still an intimate setting. You don’t even have to tell them you’ve been faking it, you can just be like, “Hey I tried this new thing with myself and I was hoping you could try it too.” Who knows, maybe soon after you’ll be showing them instead! Mutual masturbation is an even better, physical way of communicating your needs because your partner can then see exactly what it takes to satisfy you.

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2. Toys 

I’ve always been a strong advocate of adding additional stimulation because DUH – if one thing feels good, and another thing feels good, and another thing feels good, then combining these forces of goodness can only result in three times the good! Add a clit stimulator or a cock ring or even a clit stimulating cock ring! Try toys that offer new types of sensations, like anal plugs for added pressure and nipple teasers that vibrate your most sensitive spots. I’m telling you, if you just go and stimulate all of the things, you will have all of the orgasms all of the time.

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3. Try On a Fetish

Maybe you’re just getting sorta bored with the type of sex you’re having. That’s okay! It doesn’t make you a bad person. It means you’re a human being who like, grows and changes and stuff – whoa, who’da thunk it? There are tons of fetishes you could explore and even more toys to help you do the exploring, whether it’s bondage, restraints, pegging, tickling, anal play, cock and ball torture, roleplaying, lingerie, Discipline/submission… the list goes on and mothafuckin on! You may be apprehensive about buying something you’re not even sure you’ll like, so consider what your typical fantasies involve (be honest!!!!) or browse some porn you wouldn’t normally check out. If you find something visually or mentally stimulating, it just may be the new fetish for you.

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Find more sex tips in these blog posts:

Behind the Toys: 4 Things I Learned During My 1st Year in the Pleasure Products Industry

Time flies when your day job involves hotel hopping and sex toy shopping! A single year in this big-yet-small industry hardly does justice to all the places I still have to travel and customers I want to meet. Having worked in adult novelty retail for 2.5 years before coming to Pipedream, I was well-prepared to become a pleasure product specialist. Traveling across the country places me in front of all different kinds of audiences with no more knowledge of the novelty industry than what they’ve seen on retailer shelves. To outsiders, we’re a strange, confusing crowd, but in reality, we’re pretty regular ladies and gents (that just so happen to work with sex toys for a living!)

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1. There is no such thing as NSFW (almost!)

If you reviewed the history on the browser of any given pleasure industry employee, you’d be surprised… or not. Contrary to the biggest misconception about working for an adult novelty company, we don’t stare at erotic photographs all day, but a browser history of nudity and realistic dildos isn’t going to get you fired from the Pipedream office. Your Not-Safe-For-Work is our work! For those in the Art and Marketing Departments, working with images related to various topics in sexuality is all in a day’s duties. However, we do still treat the office as a work space. If our PR Manager is re-blogging nudes, chances are likely that she’s adding in a great article on body acceptance alongside the photos.

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2. Our office is more fun than your office… but it’s still an office.

From personal experience, I can tell you that inputting SKU numbers and prices into an Excel sheet is just as pain-staking and boring with sex toys as it is with office supplies. However, at least I can giggle at the dinosaur holding a Basix dong on the desk of the Senior VP of Operations while I do it. Yes, this is, fortunately and unfortunately, still a job. The grunt work doesn’t change, but the atmosphere makes it much more fun than doing the same kind of mundane tasks in a suit-and-tie environment. Our industry is rife with folks who want to change the landscape of sexual discovery, but there are also plenty of people who are happy to leave on Friday and not think about vibrators again until Monday morning. Even if commuting to the PD office is nothing more than a way to earn a living, I can’t imagine a better place for your 9-5!

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3. People are normal.

The personal lives of pleasure industry employees are a seductive mystery to outsiders. Are we unable to function in the bedroom without the help of something buzzy? Do we require prospective romantic partners to cite a heavy interest in S&M? And just what goes on at those elusive staff “product trainings”? To quote an industry colleague, “It’s just sales.” Our presentations are definitely more fun to attend than your average corporate meeting, but our work and personal lives don’t always intersect. You’re more likely to find a weekending Pipedreamer checking out an art gallery or attending her son’s baseball game than decked out in shiny PVC at a goth club fetish party. Our comfort with adult toys means we’re a pretty fun bunch of open-minded individuals, but those “product trainings,” are not, in fact, giant orgies, and there isn’t a massive swingers event at the end of every trade show. And now the proverbial bubble has been burst!

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4. Keep your reputation in check.

Though companies are raking in mainstream-level profits, this is still a niche industry. You’re bound to see the same faces at every trade show, customer event, and staff training, for better or for worse. Working in adult novelty can be a bit like returning to high school, but now that you’re an adult, you (hopefully!) have more ability to take control of your reputation. There are plenty of opportunities to make close friends, impress industry figureheads, and prove that it only takes 2 drinks to turn into a drunken mess, sometimes all at the same banquet table. When I’m out with customers and fellow vendors after-hours, I practice a form of relaxed professionalism. I’m welcoming and friendly to everyone I meet, but I never forget the reason for my trip: to work.

Check out more behind-the-scenes posts: 

iSex USB Devices Now Shipping!!!

Give “plug and play” a whole new meaning with our new USB-powered iSex pleasure devices. The 12-piece collection is perfect for beginners, easy-to-use, travel-safe, and eco-friendly. There’s no need for batteries – just connect an iSex device into your computer, USB port or plug and you’re ready for fun.

Isex_1932x2500The super powerful vibrations deliver discreet stimulation to your most sensitive areas – and you never have to worry about the batteries running out! iSex is great for college students, solo sessions, long distance video chats, late nights at the office, road trips, and any other time you need instant on-the-go satisfaction.

“iSex is another Pipedream innovation – this time we’ve combined high tech with high quality” said Pipedream Chairman and CEO Nick Orlandino. “You can’t beat the price point on this collection and the merchandising program makes iSex a must-have line for all Pipedream customers.”

“We know we hit a home run when our overseas competitors copied the line before its official release,” said Rob Phaneuf. “These affordable, entry level toys are the strongest, most powerful vibes on the market!”

Like all of our planograms, the iSex program includes everything you need to effectively merchandise the brand. The compact 9-piece collection will be a welcome profit center in any retail environment. The line is competitively priced and packaged in small, space-saving boxes that display the beautifully inside our complimentary iSex cardboard frame.

“With the complimentary iSex frame to help merchandise the line, you really do get more bang for your buck!” said Visual Merchandiser Briana Honz.

Customers are urged to place their orders now while supplies last. Catalogs are available by request from your distributor or online in multiple formats. Brand and product demo videos are also available to download for in-store and online use at PDTV and Vimeo.

Check out our other iSex blog on teledildonics!

 

Welcome to the Freak Show!
Exploring “Weird” Sex Toys, Part 4

What the hell is “weird” anyway? Strange and bizarre; “unusual or surprising in a way that is unsettling or hard to understand.” Sometimes we’re afraid of the unknown and instead of exploring our curiosities and filling ourselves with the knowledge of experience, we quickly dismiss things we don’t understand. Well guess what — ignorance ain’t bliss, people, especially in your pants! You may have popped your cherry years ago, but there’s still like, an infinite source of sensations to explore. Broaden the horizons of your ecstasy and experiment with a new shape, a new texture, or even a new fetish!

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Ceramix No. 10

Beetlejuice or Dr. Seuss – I don’t really care what you wanna compare it to, but this thing is adorable AND functional as hell. I’m already a sucker for non-traditional materials, but then you go and slap some stripes on it? #sold The ribbed shaft is juuuust enough to add that extra little oomph, but subtle enough not to overwhelm you with that curved G-Spot strokin’ tip.

If you haven’t tried our Ceramix dildos yet then I’m not really sure what you’re doing with your life. They’re perfect for temperature play just like our glass Icicles, but get this – each of the Ceramix dildos (and plugs!) are hollow, meaning your ADD-ass won’t have to wait for that shit to soak in ice-filled water. Nope, just run the tap right into that bitch and SHAZAAM your arctic fuck toy is ready in a snap.

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Fuck My Cock XL

BIGGER!!!! IS!!!! BETTERRRRAAAHHHH!!!!!!! …right? This remake of our OG Fuck My Cock stroker just makes me laugh every time I see it. Like, I really wanna give it a little smiley face and call it Brad. Even though this concept may look bizarre as fuck to some people, our gay reviewer friends have actually been head over heels for my boy Brad ‘cause he offers a total reach-around experience. Moral of the story? Don’t judge someone’s jam just ‘cause it’s not your cup of tea. Every sexual appetite is different and that’s totally O K A Y !

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Bonnie Rotten Spit Lotion

Don’t you lie to my face! You know you like that rough and messy shit. Even if you don’t need any help juicin’ up, you can never have too much lube – especially if we’re doing it in the butt. Plus, who doesn’t wanna fuck their favorite porn star? Drench yourself in Bonnie Rotten’s Spit and you’ll feel like you’re fucking the infamous Squirtwoman herself! This water-based formula will totes keep you wet, wild, and porn star ready all night long.

Check out the rest of the Freak Show:

3 Reasons Why Pumps are the Shit

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1. GO BIG OR GO HOME!

Penis pumps offer something for everyone with a dick. Whether you need length, girth, help getting a boner, or help keeping it rock hard and ready, we’ve got a dick device to suit you. We know, we know, size isn’t everything – but who doesn’t wanna get filled to the brim every once in a while?! Now, a lot of us with pussies might be wondering, why the fuck would I ever want a giant pussy? Well, it can be surprisingly hot, and it doesn’t get THAT big! What it does do is swell up and turn all pink and cute and ready for a pounding.

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2. CUM. HARD.

Besides blowing yo’ shit up, pumps make everything feel better, and I mean everything. A caress of a freshly pumped pussy or cock is enough to bring someone close to climax. And it’s not voodoo, I swear! It’s just that pumps promote blood flow to the area, filling it up to make every vein and every crevice super fuckin’ sensitive. And even better for those of the vag-wielding variety – it also engulfs the clit, enlargening it for easier access and, I just can’t stress enough, even more spine-tingling sensations!

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3. BECAUSE TECHNOTRONIC SAID SO.

Check out our other pump-related blog posts:

FAQ: How do I use my pussy pump?

The ONE simple toy that guarantees an orgasm unlike ever before!

Penis Pumps 101 (NSFW)

How to use a penis pump, plus demo video (NSFW)

Customizing Pumps for Penis Pleasure