Archive for September 30, 2015

FAQ: I can’t stay wet enough! Which lube do I use?

What kind of lube do I use with the King Cock 7″ dildo? I used a gel which I believe is water-based but it didn’t stay lubricated for long.

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A water-based lube is totally safe to use with your King Cock – or any toy that’s made with any material, really – and that’s the beauty of this concoction. But the downside of water-based lube is the fact that, well, it’s made with fucking water. And water like, evaporates and shit. So it’s totally typical for your water-based lube to to dry up and require multiple applications.

My current fave silicone toy, the Crush Cuddle Bear is the shit 'cause it has two motors - one in the head and one in the clit stimulator, the latter of which is perfectly thumb-shaped to press right the fuck up against your clit. It's a beautiful thing, really.

My current fave silicone toy, the Crush Cuddle Bear is the shit ’cause it has two motors – one in the head and one in the clit stimulator, the latter of which is perfectly thumb-shaped to press right the fuck up against your clit. It’s a beautiful thing, really.

The alternative that I always suggest is a silicone-based lube. This shit lasts foooorrrreeevvveerrrrr! And with minimal re-application comes less interruptions. It’s also super-duper slick and I especially recommend using silicone-based lubes for anal. BUT!!! There is also a downside to my favorite type of lube – you can’t use silicone-based lubes with silicone toys. The silicone components react to one another, causing damage to the silicone toy. So, sorry frandz, you’ll just have to buck the fuck up and tolerate the re-applications of water-based lube whenever you’re using a silicone toy.

Do you have further questions about sex and toys but aren’t sure where to turn? Check out these related blog posts, or send a message to Sexpert Sabrina Dropkick via the official Pipedream Facebook or Twitter.

Pipedream Gets Shout Out on Conan!

It turns out that Chatsworth – AKA the Porn Capital of the World – isn’t only home to adult studios and manufacturers, but Hollywood film locations too! On last night’s episode of Conan, comedian Kristen Schaal discussed shooting the FOX hit Last Man on Earth in a studio that’s surrounded by dildo factories – and even name-drops her favorite one!

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“Our studio is kinda sandwiched between two working dildo factories. One of them’s called Pipedream!”

Conan is shocked. “You’re serious? They’re churning out dildos?”

“Yeah! Real live dildos! Hot off the rack!”

The two factories mentioned are actually two of Pipedream’s locations - the manufacturer rules Lassen Street with offices and manufacturing facilities spanning 220,000 square feet.

“What a pleasant surprise to find one of our favorite celebrities in our neck of the woods!” said Social Media Manager Sabrina Dropkick. “We can’t wait to give Kristen and her crew a tour of our massive headquarters and a bundle of their very own Pipedream goodies.”

View the entire episode online at teamcoco.com and the Pipedream segment here.

Take Your Selfie Game to the Next Level with the Dicky Selfie Stick!

PD5020-11.aSelfie sticks are all the rage and Pipedream has taken advantage of the trend with the Bachelorette Party Favors Dicky Selfie Stick. These days, you just can’t have a party without posting instant evidence on social media, and the Dicky Selfie Stick makes it easier than ever to get the perfect angle with a 40” extension rod. No batteries, Bluetooth, or WiFi is needed – just plug the Dicky Selfie Stick into the headphone jack of your phone and your image is instantly snapped and saved with a simple click of a button on the hilarious Dicky handle.

“The Dicky Selfie Stick is a must-have for every retail environment,” said Sales Executive Mona Madrigal. “There is no denying the prominence of the selfie stick in today’ culture. Distributors and retailers must act fast and buy now in order to benefit from this sure-fire hit.”

Customers are urged to contact their sales representative now while supplies last.

Pipedream Steals the Show on MTV’s Awkward!

After recent features on The Daily Show and Real Housewives of Orange County, Pipedream continues their wave of mainstream media appearances on this week’s episode of Awkward on MTV. Over five seasons the teen comedy series has captured the ups and downs of the millennial high school experience, and this week the girls find themselves amidst a sporadic celebration of sexuality with a party packed with Pipedream products!

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With various Fetish Fantasy, Ceramix, and Neon products scattered throughout the room, partygoers aren’t without their favorite vibes in their hands, and the feisty host even slips a Neon Slender G into an uptight attendees purse. At one point, while playfully holding Fetish Fantasy Feather Nipple Clamps against her chest, she exclaims, “I mean, you have to be Nancy Grace not to feel sexy with these suckers on!”

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“Our mainstream alliances continue to grow, which just goes to show that even the top names in Hollywood require the top name in pleasure products,” said Pipedream Sexpert and Social Media Manager Sabrina Dropkick. “It’s refreshing to see a young adult series embrace sexual exploration through sex toys and we’re very proud to support this sex-positive message.”

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Among the plethora of products featured on the show were Fetish Fantasy Fancy Furry CuffsLeash and CollarSilicone Heart FlapperSpank Me PaddleBondage RopeFantasy Mask, Neon Lil RabbitVibrating Cock Ring, and Ceramix No. 9 and 10. View the entire episode online at mtv.com.

Pipedream and Jimmyjane Proudly Sponsor X Run!

Pipedream is proud to have sponsored the X Run, which hosted its erotic-themed obstacle course and fun run last Saturday at Tampa, Florida’s Caliente Resort. The 18+ event incorporates adult themes and novelties throughout physical challenges with the goal to “promote safe sex, raise funds for sex-positive organizations, and get you up and moving towards a healthier lifestyle!” The event raised money to benefit Clitoraid, an organization that provides repair surgery for victims of female genital mutilation, as well as a local veterans group that works to find housing for combat vets.

Pipedream and Jimmyjane are the event’s primary product sponsors, donating prizes as well as items that appeared throughout the obstacle course and relay race, including the Fetish Fantasy Series Inflatable Lube Wrestling RingBoobie Dodgeballs, and various blow-up dolls. X Run will host two more events this year – a Halloween-themed run on October 17 and a Christmas-themed run on December 12. Find more information at thexrun.com.

 

Real Housewives of OC Party with Pipedream!

It’s not a party without Pipedream as the Real Housewives of Orange County confirmed on this week’s episode. The Bravo reality series follows five of SoCal’s wealthiest women, who this week celebrated their sensuality and eroticism by throwing a sex party packed with Pipedream products!

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Hosted at an upscale nightclub, partygoers were treated to kinky party favors including the Neon Lil’ Finger Vibe and Basix Suction Cup Dongs, as well as rides in the best-selling Fetish Fantasy Series Fantasy Swing.

“It’s especially exciting to find our products on reality television, where real people have made the decision to purchase our products,” said Social Media Manager Sabrina Dropkick. “This just proves that Pipedream is the premiere choice of consumers – even the wealthiest people in America require the high-quality manufacturing that we provide.”

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Catch the Real Housewives of OC every Monday at 9PM PST. Find catalogs for all your favorite Pipedream brands online in multiple formats, plus brand and product videos for in-store and online use at PDTV and Vimeo.