Archive for October 30, 2015

Will Forte, Kristen Schaal, Last Man On Earth Take Exclusive Pipedream Tour!

Besides sex toys, entertainment is probs the next big love of mine. I love music, I love movies, I love TV. As an only child, I spent all of my after school evenings and summertime afternoons with Ren and Stimpy, Bart and Lisa, Zim and Gir. And now, even as a “grown-up” with a nine to five, I still love cartoons, but now I’m just chilling with the likes of Finn and Jake, Beavis and Butt-head, and Tina, Gene, and Louise. So when the voice of Louise — Kristen Schall — name dropped Pipedream on Conan a few weeks ago, I basically lost my shit. Long story short, I tweeted her, connected with a rep for Last Man On Earth, and setup a Pipedream tour!

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You’d think the glitz and glam of Hollywood would keep our movie-making neighbors way too busy and entertained to make their way over to our side of Lassen Street, but it turns out that touring a dildo factory is an offer that no one can refuse. In fact, the LMOE rep had to contact us multiple times to increase the size of the tour because as word got around the LMOE office, everyone wanted in on the typically NSFW fun! So on Monday, October 26th around noon, Will Forte, Kristen Schaal, and about 20 writers and crew members walked the few Chatsworth blocks from their studio to Pipedream headquarters for an exclusive tour.


Serving as Master of Ceremonies was our VP of Development Rob Phaneuf (aka Midget Man!), who always gives the best, most in-depth and hilarious Pipedream tours whenever we host special guests. This dude has been with the company for ten years now, so he knows everything and anything you’d want to know about the history of Pipedream, the intricate details of development and business… and all of the sexual innuendos, of course. Our offices alone offered plenty of laughs, from walls lined with poster-sized porn stars and King Cocks to the 20-pound ass that ever-so-casually calls my desk its home. 


Next stop was a swift walk through our ridickulously massive shipping department before catching a blast of the sweet aroma that is our lube manufacturing facility. This room seriously smells like a candy store and one of the crew members  commented, “It’s like the Willy Wonka factory of sex toys!” We took a peek at our multimedia studio, impressing even Hollywood’s best with our sweet production setup. But then finally came the moment everyone was waiting for… THE DILDO FACTORY!!!!


We probably spent most of our time over at the toy manufacturing facility. Everyone was so enamored by every little detail – the molds, the pouring, the “baking”, the cooling, the quality control, the finishing touches by hand. I was especially surprised by Will Forte’s reaction – he was super intrigued by everything and there were plenty of times when he’d linger far behind the tour, watching and filming every process of manufacturing. My favorite part was watching him film our cooling mechanism – there was a cluster of brown King Cocks getting ready to plop from the conveyor belt, but they were moving sooooooooo slooooooowwwwwwww, and Will stood there filming the whooooooooole thiiiiiiiiiiiiiing! I laughed with a crew member about it and he was just like, “Well, that’s Will for ya. When he commits, he commits.”

So there you have it! Pipedream has the coolest neighbors and it turns out that no matter your industry – mainstream or adult – there’s one thing we can all agree on: sex toys are awesome, whether it’s for an orgasm or a laugh.

Diamond Products Sweeps XBIZ Executive Awards Nominations!

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XBIZ announced its prestigious Executive Awards nominations yesterday with eight nods going to the Diamond Products crew in the following categories:

  • Chief Executive of the Year Nick Orlandino
  • Business Development Executive of the Year Briana Honz
  • Brand Ambassador of the Year Cheryl Flangel
  • Marketing Executive of the Year Molly Murphy
  • Senior Leadership Award Steve Sav
  • Senior Leadership Award Robert Rheaume
  • Community Figure of the Year Rob Phaneuf
  • Businessman of the Year Steve Volponi

The XBIZ Executive Awards recognize outstanding individuals who play a key role in the success of prominent brands. Nominees were selected based on a multitude of factors including leadership ability, business acumen, positive community influence, and overall career success as submitted by industry peers via

“I’m very proud of my entire team. I feel truly honored that seven of my executives have been recognized for their hard work and acheivements,” said Diamond Products CEO Nick Orlandino. “We believe that great people are the key to every organization and we have some of the best in the business on our Dream Team. We’d like to thank XBIZ and their entire staff for the nominations.”

WIN Pipedream’s Fetish Fantasy Series Shock Therapy Violet Wand!


What better way to celebrate Halloween than with free sex toys?! One lucky winner will soon become the proud owner of our best-selling Fetish Fantasy Series Shock Therapy Violet Wand Electro-Sex Starter Kit! Entry is simple – just follow us on FacebookTwitterTumblr, and Instagram, then share/retweet/reblog/repost the contest post on each platform for your chance to WIN!

Sorry international friends, this giveaway is open to US residents only. You must be 18 years or older to participate. Winners will be chosen on Friday, October 30, 2015.

Complete Fantasy C-Ringz Cock Ring Range Now in Stock and Shipping!


After two show-stopping debuts at ANME and eroFame, the complete Fantasy C-Ringz range is now fully stocked and shipping. Customers are urged to contact their sales executives immediately to ensure complete stock on the 56 piece collection.

The Fantasy C-Ringz premium line of penis enhancement rings is the most comprehensive cock ring assortment in the world. Designed for maximum performance and explosive results, this broad range of erection enhancers is the first of its kind and made using only body-safe materials. From tough looking silicone rings that push his package out to the max, to vibrating couples rings that both partners can enjoy, Fantasy C-Ringz offers a cock ring that caters to every level of user.

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“We know that great customers are the key to our success and we’re working harder than ever to improve every aspect of our business,” said Chairman and CEO Nick Orlandino. “In this ever-changing environment, Pipedream will continue to create, innovate, and drive the market to help you merchandise and sell our award-winning brands.”

Like all Pipedream award-winning brands, the Fantasy C-Ringz collection is part of a unique 56-piece planogram that will be a welcome profit center in any retail environment. The universal line is competitively priced and available in beautiful foil boxes that look great on the wall and on the web. The easy-to-setup planogram includes complimentary signage, giving stores everything they need to effectively merchandise the brand and create stunning visual displays. Try featuring Fantasy C-Ringz next to Pipedream’s best-selling Fantasy X-tensions to create the ultimate male destination in any store.

Pipedream’s global merchandising team is ready to visit any customer to provide in-store training, planogram merchandising, and promotional materials and signage. Find every Fantasy C-Ringz description, hi-res image, specifications, and catalogs at, plus brand and product demo videos for in-store and online use at PDTV and Vimeo.

World’s Biggest, Most Powerful Massager is Coming!

pd3037-11_03Whoever said size doesn’t matter never tried the incredible Wanachi Mega Massager! At nearly 17″ (43cm) tall with a huge 4.5″ (11.4cm) head, this bedside bad boy packs plenty of pulsating power! With ten patterns of super powerful pulsations to choose from, this mega massager delivers strong, soothing vibrations where you want them most. The smooth silicone head is body-safe and silky soft, while the flexible neck allows you to apply just the right amount of pressure. The powerful plug-in massager is perfect for revitalizing tired muscles, reducing muscle fatigue, relieving stress caused by tension, and giving your aching body the recharge it deserves. But the Wanachi Mega Massager isn’t just for your sore spots!

If you’ve never orgasmed before or have difficulty reaching climax, this mega massager is the ultimate fix for guaranteed results. With its amazing strength and proven durability, this will be the only plug-in massager you’ll ever need! Choose from 10 thrilling patterns of mind-blowing vibrations and find the setting that’s just right for you. Best of all, you’ll never run out of batteries at the wrong time! With a seven foot power cord you can easily reach a power outlet nearest to you, and the massager can support 110v-240v worldwide.

Supplies are limited, so customers are urged to place their pre-orders now in time for November shipping!

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WIN Pipedream’s Fist of Fury for Int’l Fisting Day!


What better way to celebrate International Fisting Day than with free sex toys?! One of five lucky winners will soon become the proud owners of our world-famous, 12-inch, 1.3-pound Basix Fist of Fury! Entry is simple – just follow us on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, and Instagram, then share/retweet/reblog/repost the contest post on each platform for your chance to WIN!

Sorry international friends, this giveaway is open to US residents only. You must be 18 years or older to participate. Winners will be chosen on Friday, October 23, 2015.

Pipedream on Playboy Radio!
“Death by Orgasm” Recap


Miyoko wanted to take some spooky Halloween pics after the show… luckily this derby girl is always equipped with a bottle of fake blood!

I had a blast with Miyoko on her Playboy Radio show “Play With Me” this week! In celebration of Halloween i.e. the only holiday that actually matters, the episode was titled “Death by Orgasm” — an homage to the French expression “la petite mort” which translates to “the little death” and means ”the brief loss or weakening of consciousness,” though modern usage specifically refers to “the sensation of orgasm as likened to death.” We talked about orgasms A LOT throughout our hour-long conversation — about the different types of orgasms, about the physiological occurrences during orgasms, about the scientific reasoning for the endorphins released by orgasms, and of course, which of Pipedream’s toys offer orgasms that are simply TO DIE FOR!!!

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Pump up the jam, pump it up, pump it up, yo pump it!

Fetish Fantasy Series High Intensity Pussy Pump: Pussy pumps are seriously the best thing that’s ever happened to my sex life. I’ve always had a hard time naturally lubricating and especially struggled with a lack of sensitivity, so much so that I eventually gave up on ever getting off. Then I used a pussy pump for the first time and I swear to you, angels fucking sang as a heavenly light shot right the fuck out of me. No sexual contact had ever felt this good in my life. The entire pumped area – vulva, labia, clit, and all – became engorged with blood, turning every single nerve into a land mine of pleasure (mind you, there’s 8,000 nerve endings in the clitoris alone). My sensitivity increased by like, at least a million, billion percent, and all that blood flow kept my clit super erect and much easier to stroke. So whether you’re disappointed in your orgasm or just want to cum like you’ve never done before (and seriously, who doesn’t want that?), then you absolutely need to make the pussy pump a staple in your toy box.


Oh so fake but feels SO real!!

King Cock Squirters: Sometimes I go on a good ol’ fashion dick binge and other times I go on a sex sabbatical, the latter of which I chose to do so rather recently. After a few months without partnered sex, I really, really, reeeaaaally started to miss cum. Messy sex is super fun and cum is like, the cherry on top of a sloppy romp. While amidst a solid bitchfest about my severe lack of facials, a colleague finally stopped laughing just enough to audibly speak the words that would send me running through Pipedream headquarters screaming in ecstasy, like a fucking 12-year-old Belieber or something. He said, “Dude, didn’t you hear we’re gonna put out some King Cock Squirters?” WHAT?! I fucking lost it, sprinting to another colleague to share the amazing news. I’m gonna have a cock that cums!!!! OMG I can give myself a facial!!! I can give myself a creampiiiieeeee!!!! Our King Cock line in general is simply the shit. They’re SO fucking realistic – like, each cock is created from its own unique, hand-sculpted mold and the colors, from the head to the veins, are meticulously hand-painted in our Chatsworth facilities. Yep, you heard that right – they’re completely manufactured right here in gotdamn America. USA!! USA!!

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Such vibes, many pleasure!!!

Fantasy C-Ringz Ultimate Ass-Gasm: I am a glutton for pleasure – I want all of the sensations all of the time. I mean, it’s just a scientific fact that if you simultaneously stimulate a bunch of your erogenous zones, then you’re definitely gonna experience increased pleasure, putting you directly on the road to the most intense, explosive orgasm you’ve ever experienced. And if I had a biological cock, then the Ultimate Ass-Gasm would certainly be my permanent weapon of choice in the war to beat my meat. Consider for a moment all of the possible points of pleasure for someone with a cock — there’s the head and the shaft, of course, but then there’s the balls and the perineum and the butt hole aaaand the prostate. And guess the fuck what? The Ultimate Ass-Gasm stimulates ALL of these areas in ALL of the ways! First of all, the cock ring maintains blood flow to the cock, encouraging erection and sensitivity. The ball ring gives your little guys a squeeze and keeps them from retracting during orgasm (when a dick cums, the balls clench into the body, so halting this provides a super intense sensation). The thumb-shaped butt plug presses snug against the prostate and the entire piece is made of super-smooth silicone, so it’s ultra-hygienic and won’t snag skin or hair. But what makes this piece so ridickulously amazing is the four strategically placed bullet vibes – I REPEAT, FOUR. FUCKING. VIBRATORS!!! One placed at the top of the cock ring to offer stimulation to the wearer’s partner, one at the base of the cock ring to tickle the wearer’s balls and the partner’s taint, one between the ball ring and the plug that buzzes the shit out of the wearer’s taint, and one inside the butt plug that tickles endless anal nerve endings and powerfully massages the prostate. ALL OF THE SENSATIONS FOR ALL OF THE PLEASURE!!!

Anyway, enough of my babble — I could talk about my favorite sex toys for mothafuckin days. Catch a 15 minute teaser of “Death by Orgasm” here, though the full episode will be available shortly so keep your panties on just a little  bit longer!! In the mean time, go ahead and exercise that other head of yours and get your sex education on with these related blog posts:

Pipedream Continues to Reign as Most Award-Winning Manufacturer!


Pipedream continues their eroFame celebrations after receiving three awards during the European expo. SIGN magazine’s Hot Product of the Year award recognized the success of the ultra-realistic ejaculating King Cock Squirters, while EAN named Pipedream the Best U.S. Manufacturer for the sixth consecutive year. Chairman and CEO Nick Orlandino was also honored with EAN’s Business Man of the Year award for the fourth year in a row.

“I would like to thank EAN and SIGN for their continued support and recognition, as well as the one and only Dream Team for all of their hard work,” said Orlandino. “I am proud of what Pipedream has accomplished in the last year, and winning these prestigious awards only inspires us to work even harder. Pipedream will continue to set the industry standard and lead the way in product innovation.”

Pipedream Rocks eroFame 2015!

pd3037-11_03Pipedream has returned from another global adventure after an ultra-successful eroFame tradeshow in Hanover, Germany last week. Well-stocked with freshly baked pretzels and ice-cold German beer on tap, Pipedream’s massive eroFame booth stole the spotlight and reached maximum capacity.

Crowds flocked to the booth for the European debut of the manufacturer’s latest additions (Fantasy C-RingzIcicles Gold EditionPipedream Extreme Toyz Mega-Bators, and extensions to the best-selling Fetish Fantasy Series and Pump Worx), though the real showstopper was the new Wanachi Mega Massager, which made its first-ever appearance at the show. At a whopping 17” tall with a huge 4.5” head, this bedside bad boy packs plenty of pulsating power with a universal 110v-240v power cord that reaches up to 17 feet.

“The Wanachi Mega Massager definitely stole the show – customers could NOT keep their hands off of it! There’s truly nothing like it on the market.” said VP of Sales Steve Sav. “Our team was constantly busy meeting with partners and writing orders. It’s incredible to watch our rapid growth and success on a global level.”

Pipedream’s success was solidified when receiving three new accolades, taking home SIGN magazine’s Hot Product of the Year for their new King Cock Squirters and EAN’s Manufacturer of the Year award. Chairman and CEO Nick Orlandino was also honored with his fourth consecutive Business Man of the Year award from EAN.

IMG_3112The manufacturer’s celebrations continued with their third annual eroFame Extravaganza – an exclusive invitation-only party that honors the manufacturer’s global and domestic distribution partners. Hosted at Hugo’s in downtown Hanover, the event was packed with the who’s who of industry powerhouses, along with Pipedream’s signature blend of fun, food, and festivities. Over 300 party-goers enjoyed dinner, drinks, and dancing, while the Dream Team mingled with partners and supporters well into the night.

“It’s amazing to see all the major players in our industry partying under one roof!” said Chairman and CEO Nick Orlandino. “Our dinner was a personal thank you to all of our customers for helping make Pipedream the number one brand in the world. I also want to especially thank my entire team for their continued hard work and dedication.”

Pipedream Prepares for Biggest eroFame Ever!

Photo-4eroFame is less than a week away and we’re working hard to bring better business and even more fun to the European market. Hosted at the Hanover Fair Expo Fairgrounds from October 7-9, the B2B convention will enjoy a massive Pipedream booth packed with our newest and top-selling products. Best of all, customers will have a chance to get up-close and personal with the Dream Team at the booth’s open bar and snack station.

“We always look forward to seeing our international customers and friends,” said Sales Executive Raymond Houtenbos. “Our newest collections are already flying off the shelves, so we can’t wait to see them dominate the European market.”

eroFame will mark the European debut of our latest releases including Fantasy C-RingzIcicles Gold Edition,Pipedream Extreme Toyz Mega-Bators, and extensions to the best-selling Fetish Fantasy Series and Pump Worxcollections. Jimmyjane will also be in attendance, while Sir Richard’s Condoms will make their overseas debut as Diamond Products’ latest addition to their family of brands.

“It’s incredible to watch our rapid growth and success on a global level,” said Chairman and CEO Nick Orlandino. “Our sales and recognition continue to grow with every show, and I’m confident that this year’s eroFame will be our best yet!”