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WIN the best-selling Pipedream WOW! G-Motion G-Spot Vibrator!

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Now that The Greatest Holiday of All Time (read: Halloween) is over, the winter holla-daze are creeping upon us. We’re feeling especially thankful on this chilly grey #MasturbationMonday, so we’re giving you a whole glob damn week to try and WIN our best-selling WOW! G-Motion g-spot vibrator! No more searching for your g-spot because this bedside bad ass squirms, thrusts, and vibrates to hit just the right spot every time!

Featuring three synchronized motors in perfect harmony, the WOW! G-Motion is the world’s first-ever triple-action vibrator that combines powerful clitoral vibrations with our patented G-Motion technology. Regular rabbit vibrators are great, but they feature obnoxious rows of spinning beads that don’t do much to actually stimulate the user. In short, they are unsatisfying at best and uncomfortable at worst. Instead, our G-Motion rabbit uses a mechanism that wiggles the tip of the vibe against your g-spot, intensifying the pleasure of each thrust. It’s made of ultra-hygienic and super-smooth silicone and the tapered, smooth tip makes insertion a breeze. A super cute and powerful bunny is nestled against the base of the shaft and with three independently controlled motors, you’re in complete control of the vibrations within the tip and the bunny, plus three speeds of g-spot stimulation. Combine the back and forth movement of the G-Motion stimulator with the powerful internal and external vibrations for the most intense, toe-curling g-spot orgasms you never even knew you could experience!

To enter for your chance to win, simply find the above photo on all of our social media pages then share each post as many times as you’d like until three winners are chosen on Friday, November 13, 2015 at noon PST. You must be 18 or older to win. Sorry international friends, this contest is open to U.S. residents only.

FAQ: I can’t stay wet enough! Which lube do I use?

What kind of lube do I use with the King Cock 7″ dildo? I used a gel which I believe is water-based but it didn’t stay lubricated for long.

I just had to show yous my new favorite toy. The average dick can shoot cum at like, 28 mph and our new King Cock squirters totes give those biological weens a run for their money!

I just had to show yous my new favorite toy. The average ween can shoot cum at like, 28 mph and our new King Cock Squirters totes give those biological dicks a run for their money! Click the pick to catch the action on video.

A water-based lube is totally safe to use with your King Cock – or any toy that’s made with any material, really – and that’s the beauty of this concoction. But the downside of water-based lube is the fact that, well, it’s made with fucking water. And water like, evaporates and shit. So it’s totally typical for your water-based lube to to dry up and require multiple applications.

My current fave silicone toy, the Crush Cuddle Bear is the shit 'cause it has two motors - one in the head and one in the clit stimulator, the latter of which is perfectly thumb-shaped to press right the fuck up against your clit. It's a beautiful thing, really.

My current fave silicone toy, the Crush Cuddle Bear is the shit ’cause it has two motors – one in the head and one in the clit stimulator, the latter of which is perfectly thumb-shaped to press right the fuck up against your clit. It’s a beautiful thing, really.

The alternative that I always suggest is a silicone-based lube. This shit lasts foooorrrreeevvveerrrrr! And with minimal re-application comes less interruptions. It’s also super-duper slick and I especially recommend using silicone-based lubes for anal. BUT!!! There is also a downside to my favorite type of lube – you can’t use silicone-based lubes with silicone toys. The silicone components react to one another, causing damage to the silicone toy. So, sorry frandz, you’ll just have to buck the fuck up and tolerate the re-applications of water-based lube whenever you’re using a silicone toy.

Do you have further questions about sex and toys but aren’t sure where to turn? Check out these related blog posts, or send a message to Sexpert Sabrina Dropkick via the official Pipedream Facebook or Twitter.

A Guide to Choosing Your First Sex Toy

I know – you want your first dildo or vibe but don’t know what to buy ‘cause you’re not even sure what type of stimulation you want. Unfortunately this is one of those situations where you just have to take a ride in order to figure it out. Luckily, there are plenty of super affordable toys that span all of your options for pleasure.

Clit Stimulation

Screen Shot 2015-05-21 at 4.03.15 PMFor sole clit stimulation, the iSex Bullet is where it’s at. Not only is it super affordable, but you’ll never have to suffer the horrific reality of dead batteries. This baby roars to life with a simple plug-in to any USB port, and I mean it when I say it roars! This has seriously got to be one of the most powerful clit stimulators on the market. And best of all – it’s only ten bucks!

Dual Stimulation

pd1171-11_03The Le Reve Butterfly is legit the first thing I suggest to friends who ask for help when choosing their first toy. The rabbit-style vibe is definitely the most popular in dual stimulators, but some of them can be pretty intimidating in size. The Butterfly is just 3.25-inches long and 1.1-inches wide (think two fingers for size comparison). The feature that makes this vibe as so unicorn-special, though, is the butterfly’s antennas. Unlike typical rabbit vibes with flimsy, fluttering ears, the antennas are sturdy enough to push up against the clit, surrounding it with incredible vibrations.

Non-Vibrating

pd5502-29_05Simply put – rubber dildos are always going to be the most affordable dildos on the market. It’s true – some people have allergic reactions to this type of material, but I can tell you that, personally, I’ve never had a problem. The porous material just means you have to be super-duper hygienic with your rubber dildo, cleaning it after and before use, and ceasing use immediately upon irritation. I’d suggest our 7” King Cock because its tapered tip allows you to slowly ease into its size. My fav feature about it has got to be the suction-cup base because if you’ve never fucked a wall before, you have no idea what you’re missing.

Anal Stimulation

Screen Shot 2015-05-21 at 4.49.20 PMWhen choosing an anal plug, dildo, or vibe, you gotta make sure it has a wide or curved base so that it doesn’t slip too far inside. (Yes, that’s a thing that can actually happen, so please play safe!) You’ll want to start with a finger before graduating to a small (I repeat, SMALL) plug or dildo, then work your way up to whatever size is best for you. When purchasing an anal toy, pay special attention to the measurements, specifically the width or diameter. I’d suggest first-timers try out our super-smooth Mini Silicone Plug from the Anal Fantasy Collection. And don’t forget the lube! Like, a lot of lube.

Screw the Rabbit!
Top 3 Dual Stimulators

And I don’t mean that in the ‘screw off” kinda way, either. I mean – literally, screw yo’ rabbit! The rabbit vibrator is the OG design for the dual stimulator, which is exactly what it sounds like – it stimulates two parts of you, the vag and the clit. Everyone knows that most people with vaginas cannot cum from penetration alone, so the dual stimulator is a staple in every sane sex fiend’s toy box.

pd4146-11_c3. Fantasy X-tensions Vibrating Couples Cage

Turn your penis into an instant pleasure machine! Sure, sex is already great with your partner – but let’s be real, there’s already enough to coordinate, so coordinating simultaneous clit stimulation is sometimes pushed to the back burner… and I say fuck that! The Vibrating Couples Cage offers hands-free clit stimulation, plus extra good feels from the texture of this super-cute pink cage.

PD5223-14_062. Crush Cuddle Bear

This clit stimulator actually takes the rounded shape of the thumb to give you the most bang for your buck – no, seriously! Instead of the light fluttering of a rabbit’s ears, the Cuddle Bear gets snug against your clit for direct, constant vibrations. This is a must-have for any vagina’s daily self-love routine.

pd1767-11_04 (1)1. WOW! Thumper

A new twist on the old classic, this thing is the ultimate solo sack sesh device. Like, if there was only one sex toy you ever owned for your entire life, it better fuckin’ be the Thumper. Sorry not sorry, but I always hated the metal beaded tornado that’s typical of the OG rabbit vibes – and the Thumper totes avoids it by creating an entirely new sensation, almost like a super tiny thrust. If you’ve never had multiple orgasms, then get ready for the most lip biting, toe curling, sheet grabbing time of you’re life.

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3 Reasons Why Pumps are the Shit

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1. GO BIG OR GO HOME!

Penis pumps offer something for everyone with a dick. Whether you need length, girth, help getting a boner, or help keeping it rock hard and ready, we’ve got a dick device to suit you. We know, we know, size isn’t everything – but who doesn’t wanna get filled to the brim every once in a while?! Now, a lot of us with pussies might be wondering, why the fuck would I ever want a giant pussy? Well, it can be surprisingly hot, and it doesn’t get THAT big! What it does do is swell up and turn all pink and cute and ready for a pounding.

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2. CUM. HARD.

Besides blowing yo’ shit up, pumps make everything feel better, and I mean everything. A caress of a freshly pumped pussy or cock is enough to bring someone close to climax. And it’s not voodoo, I swear! It’s just that pumps promote blood flow to the area, filling it up to make every vein and every crevice super fuckin’ sensitive. And even better for those of the vag-wielding variety – it also engulfs the clit, enlargening it for easier access and, I just can’t stress enough, even more spine-tingling sensations!

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3. BECAUSE TECHNOTRONIC SAID SO.

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FAQ: How do I use my pussy pump?

The ONE simple toy that guarantees an orgasm unlike ever before!

Penis Pumps 101 (NSFW)

How to use a penis pump, plus demo video (NSFW)

Customizing Pumps for Penis Pleasure

Redefining April Showers: Sexpert Sabrina’s Top Springtime Sex Toys

Fuck May flowers, you guys, cause we’re about to make it rain… in yo’ pants!!! No, seriously, if you’ve never squirted before, then these springtime sex toys are totes gonna push you to your very own April showers.

Rabbits are the essential vibe in any sane person’s toy box. It’s super, duper rare for vag-wielding peeps to cum from penetration alone, so dual stimulators like the classic rabbit are imperative for some of us to get off. Some people don’t like penetration at all, though, but still crave the clit engulfing goodness of a rabbit’s fluttering clit stim. No worries, frandz, ‘cause we’ve got a new kind of rabbit who will get the job done – and it’s rechargeable!!!!

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For those pre-emptive summer days of too hot to handle temps, you gotta get at some glass toys. The heat can make it impossible for some of us to enjoy a good sack sesh because fuck sweat, so coooooooool it down by chilling a glass toy in ice-filled water. Got a case of the Millennial ADD? Go for Ceramix – the dildos are hollow for immediate temperature play.

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Itching for a new toy but aren’t sure where to start? Feel free to hit me up with your kinky curiosities any time at sabrina@pipedreamproducts.com.

 

A Cure for the Common New Year’s Resolutions

Screen Shot 2014-12-30 at 1.01.47 PMWhen you’re looking for the most trustworthy sex toy advice, who better to go to than the woman that spends 40 hours a week playing with them? Colleen Godin, our Event and Training Coordinator, travels the country to represent Pipedream at our customers’ events. She also hosts hands-on training for any of our distributors and retailers who request one in order to educate their employees on the intricacies of our products, and to keep them up-to-date with the next great Pipedream innovations.

Lose weight. Quit smoking. Party less. Get out of debt. Be less stressed.

Ready for the onslaught of familiar, boring New Year resolutions? Keeping up with those January 1st promises isn’t easy, especially when going from one year to the next involves months and months of sweat and tears and struggle (i.e. life).

Instead of torturing yourself by attempting to create a “new you” for the year, why not resolve to accomplish some sexier goals that will do more for your self-esteem, stress level, and physical health than that prematurely cancelled gym membership.

PD3978-23_041. Feel Gorgeous in the Bedroom

A positive body attitude doesn’t have to take months of sweat and dieting. All a girl needs to feel gorgeous in the nude is some bling! Start accessorizing like a goddess with the Fetish Fantasy Gold line of beginner’s BDSM accessories. Perfect for the gal who likes to mix fetish and fashion, the Collar & Leash and Gold Cuffs can even be worn as jewelry outside of the bedroom. And first-timers can jump-start their collection with the Fantasy Bondage Kit! I dare you to not feel worthy of worship decked out in our gold!

2. Explore YOUR Pleasure

Too many bodacious babes are missing out on the simple, exquisite pleasure of getting to know their own bodies. The WOW! line of (mostly) silicone luxury vibrators promises to leave you feeling like a new woman. The Wonder Wabbit is perfect for exploring your external parts. A powerful Japanese motor sends intense vibrations up the twin ears to massage the clitoris and labia. Click through 7 vibration patterns until you’ve found your favorite, and plug-in this pink cutie to any USB-port to charge it up. If internal sensations sound sexier, try the Rabbit Rocker, made of super-soft silicone and loaded with 7 different vibration options. Take charge of your orgasm this year!

3. Try Something Scary

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Earlier this year, I relayed my journey from pain wimp to shock champ in our blog and now it’s your turn to master the Fetish Fantasy Shock Therapy line! I promise it’s not as scary as it seems. The “shock” is similar to that of a TENS unit in the medical field and its purpose is to massage your area of choice with pleasurable muscle contractions. Start with the original Shock Therapy Professional Wireless XXXXXXXXX, complete with 2 butterfly-like adhesive pads that will transfer energy anywhere you decide to stick them. Get braver with the Shock Therapy Pleasure Probe, perfect for amping up a vaginal or anal orgasm. Once you’re the master of your domain, try my staff training favorite, the Shock Therapy Luv Gloves, and show your partner the benefits of conquering their fear of a good, old-fashioned zapping.

4. Play Dress-Up

Can’t seem to make a fast-enough transformation from your past-self into the sexy, bad-ass, and independent femme you’re envisioning for today? Fake it until you make it! Dressing the part will let your mirror image match your attitude, and Bonnie Rotten knows exactly how to display her ability to kick ass in the bedroom with the bad ass ink sprinkled across her body. Surprise your partner (and yourself!) with a make-over from the Bonnie Rotten Collection Make-A-Porno Kit. Complete with temporary tattoos a la Bonnie, fishnet thigh-highs, and a penis extension that adds girth and length to cocks or strap-ons — the only thing missing is the camera to record what you do with the included whip, blindfold, spit lube, ass lube, and deep throat spray. Just make sure to turn off your iCloud back-up before you hit “record!”

5. Buy Something Cute

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Christmas may not be all year long, but the decorations never have to be taken down! Before you lose that last bit of holiday cheer, consider a unique addition to your toy collection. The Icicles No. 59 is a must-have for any big-time Christmas decorator or fan of glass sex toys. Shaped and colored like a traditional candy cane, this beautiful, borosilicate piece could stand next to any festive display without Grandma even batting a lash. Dip the stem into a cup of hot or cold water before you play and you’ll quickly learn why glass is one of most unique, versatile materials on the toy market. If you’re anything like us delightfully perverted folks here at Pipedream, then deriving pleasure from a candy cane won’t be the most interesting occurrence in your bedroom this year. ;)

Hump Day (Pipe)Dreams: Celebrating National Breast Cancer Awareness Month with Our Favorite Pink Vibes

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Every day is hump day here at Pipedream, but who couldn’t use an additional reason to jump out of your panties and onto your lover! Through the entire month of October, we’ll introduce you to our best vibrators in pink as we celebrate National Breast Cancer Awareness Month.

PD1415-11_01Rabbit vibrators are perfect for those of us who require a variety of sensations. A classic and coveted design, the internal and external stimulators compliment each other to bring you to climax that some report as their quickest and most intense solo orgasm. With a bulbous tip, fluttering bunny ears, easy-access multi-speed dial, and waterproof, body-safe materials, our Neon Luv Touch Rabbit Vibe is, hands down, the most powerful vibrator available to beginners.

pd1169-34_02A small clit stimulator is just the thing you need to take your sex life over the edge. Most women will not climax from penetration alone, so clit stimulation is definitely required if you want to be a pleaser, not a teaser.  Our Le Réve Silicone Bunny is the best vibrator for couples – its small, round body easily fits into the palm of your hand as the silky-smooth silicone ears perch snug around your clit, encompassing it with direct vibrations. Don’t let its small size fool you though, because this waterproof wonder has seven mind-blowing pulsation patterns, making it the most powerful vibrator of the most compact size.

pd2955-00_01Glass dildos are the luxurious alternative for when the average toy just doesn’t cut it. Sex toy connoisseurs live for the range of features that glass provides – 100% nonporous, body-safe material, incredibly unique shapes and designs that other malleable materials could never offer, quick and easy cleaning, and back-arching temperature play. Our newest Icicles No. 55 goes two steps further – not only does it offer double-sided G-spot bliss, but either side features a ribbed and a beaded texture. Hands down, this dildo offers the best hump for your buck!

Which Hump Day (Pipe)Dreams have YOU swooning? Tell us about the PD toy that you’ll be seducing tonight!

College of Copulation: Gender and Sexuality Vocab, Plus Queer Porn and Sex Education Resources!

This queerdo’s favorite ladyboner! Basix Rubber Works 8″ Suction Cup Dong

Though I’m a very out and proud queer woman now, my journey through the boundaries and discovery of my own gender and sexuality wasn’t always easy. Even after finally growing secure with my identity, I still come across new definitions and theories, and keeping track of the somewhat evolving “alphabet soup” of sexuality can be arduous. Mmm, soup. Is it lunch yet? Okay, my stomach says we’re starting here:

LGBTQIA: Known as “The Alphabet Soup” — Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender/Transsexual/Trans*, Queer or Questioning, Intersex, Asexual or Ally. I’ll define these to my best ability in just a minute.

Gender versus Sex: Your sex (genitals) does not determine your gender identity. Gender identity is how a person experiences their own gender. Gender expression refers to the way one outwardly presents themselves, be it masculine, feminine, or otherwise.

D.C.’s Transgender and Gender Identity Respect Campaign is the first US governmentally-funded ad campaign to address trans/genderqueer discrimination.

Transgender versus Transsexual versus Transvestite: A transgender person has a gender identity that differs from their gender assigned at birth. A transsexual person has a gender identity that differs from their sex assigned at birth. Some people may interpret transsexual to mean a person who has undergone gender reassignment surgery. A person does not need to have surgery to identify as trans. In fact, some people prefer just top, just bottom, or no surgery at all. It’s pretty offensive to ask someone what genitals they have and if they plan for surgery. The words “transvestite” and “tranny” are also pretty offensive, so you should probably refrain from using them. Ever.

Ally: Someone who does not identify as LGBTQI but is an advocate for gender and sexual equality.

Androgyny: When a person’s gender expression does not strictly abide by traditional “masculine” and “feminine” expressions, and may combine the two.

Asexual: Someone who doesn’t regularly experience sexual attraction.

Bisexual: A person who is attracted to both sexes as defined by the gender binary.

Cisgender: A person whose birth-assigned sex and gender identity match i.e. a person who is born with a vagina, is assigned the female sex at birth, and identifies/expresses themselves as such.

Feminism: Complete equality for all genders and sexes.

Thigh Strap-Ons are super popular among queer kinksters.

Gay: A person who is attracted to those of the same gender or sex as themselves, both romantically and sexually. Usually used to refer to men.

Genderqueer: A person whose gender identity and expression breaks the boundaries of societal expectations for their sex.

Intersex: A person whose sex may feature attributes of both the male and female sex organs.

Lesbian: A woman who is attracted to women, both romantically and sexually.

Pansexual: Someone who has no restrictions on what gender or sexes they are romantically and sexually attracted to.

Preferred pronoun: The terms a person prefers when being referred to as other than their name, i.e. her/she, him/her, them/they, ze, hir, etc. If you’re ever unsure of what pronoun to use for someone, simply ask. It’s better to admit your ignorance than to offend someone by mis-gendering them.

Queer: Frequently used as an umbrella term for anyone who falls outside of heteronormative genders, sexes, and sexual preferences.

Being a young, clueless queer kid was hard enough when just trying to gain a solid grasp of the vast range of gender and sex identities and sexual preferences in order to apply it to myself. Once I started exploring my body and watching porn, I’d become super frustrated when mainstream sites just didn’t do it for me. Luckily there’s an evolving presence and acceptance of queer-identified people, therefore more and more queer porn! Click “Read More” below for some queer porn, toy, and sex education resources.

If you have any questions about gender, sex, and sexual identity, feel free to email Sexpert Sabrina Dropkick at Sabrina@PipedreamProducts.com, or anonymously inquire with the Sexperts here!

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Get Stuffed! A Guide to Beginners Anal Sex

Kayden Kross and Nick Jacobs

We’ll ease your anal anxiety in no time!

Traditionally, we express our Thanksgiving gratitude by shoving mounds of turkey and pie down each other’s throats. When contemplating my last Thanksgiving, though, I recalled not the tasty meal prepared by my best friends, but the stuffing that took place following our meal. Thanksgiving of 2011 was both an eye and ass opening evening for me. It was the first night I successfully and enjoyably took a pegging, so I’d like to take this opportunity to officially redefine Thanksgiving. As a life-long fat kid I am first to enthusiastically partake in any feast, but I think it’s important to satisfy our sexual hungers as well. So this Thanksgiving, why not give thanks to your loved ones with a different kind of stuffing — in the butt!

I’d been inherently against anal sex for a long time due, unfortunately, to partners who’d gone about it the wrong way. My number one rule for any type of sex is to be 100% certain that this is an entirely consensual act. If you have to really beg and persuade your partner to do it, they’re probably going to give in half-heartedly, tainting the experience for the both of you. If your partner isn’t into it, especially a partner on the bottom, they’re not going to be as comfortable and relaxed as one needs to be during a first-time pegging. And when it comes down to it, it’s just not fair to pressure your partner into anything — ever. Instead, try talking about it when you’re not in the midst of intimacy. Express your anal interests while clothed. Do some research on how to ensure that it’s an enjoyable experience for the both of you. Don’t just beg and plead. Show your partner that you care about their experience just as much, if not more, than you’re concerned about your own.

Our chocolatey Real Feel No. 9 is a perfect post-turkey dessert!

The second most important aspect of anal sex is lube. Use it. Use a LOT of it. Seriously, you can never, ever, ever use too much lube when preparing for rear entry. Our Silicone Moist lubricant is your best bet, as silicone lube won’t dry out, maintaining slick and easy entry through the entirety of your playtime. Never combine silicone lube with a silicone toy, though. The silicone molecules can bond together and create holes in the toy, which promotes the growth and spread of bacteria, making it impossible to sterilize. So if you prefer a condom-less silicone toy, our water-based Moist lubricant will suffice, though you may find yourself re-applying more frequently.

Avoid using numbing ointments when diving into your behind. Yes, anal can hurt, but that’s usually only because you’re rushing into it! Pain is your body’s way of letting you know that something isn’t right. If you numb the area you run the risk of being completely unaware in the event that something goes wrong. You really don’t want to numb yourself in order to take a pounding because as a beginner with absolutely no anal experience, anal tearing is a distinct possibility if you rush into rough anal sex. Anal rips can heighten the risk of STIs, as well as just being generally painful as hell! Be nice to your butthole and ease into it, because if it’s your first time, you need to gradually work up to a hardcore anal pounding no matter how much you may crave it.

It’s best to experiment with smaller probes before jumping into rough penetration. Your ass hole really is elastic, but it needs a bit of guidance to reach easy elasticity. Start with a finger. Massage the opening (with lube!) to really relax yourself and the area before slowly prodding it (with more lube!), then eventually slipping the entire finger in (where’s that lube at?!). Once you’re anally acclimated to the girth of a finger, try some toys.

Heat things up on this chilly Thanksgiving night by placing our Icicles No. 2 in a warm bowl of water prior to playtime!

Patience is key in gradually stretching your anus in preparation for a nice, hard pounding. Start with our Anal Fantasy Collection Mini Silicone Plug, it’s only 1 inch in girth at its widest point, before slowly graduating to our larger AFC Silicone plugs until you reach your desired size. Once you’ve mastered the AFC anal training plugs, move on to a slightly larger toy like the Fetish Fantasy Elite 7″ Vibrating Dildo. This luxurious, super-smoooooooth silicone toy should slide in with ease (with lube, yes, more lube!) You can even stick it on the wall for hands-free penetration while tickling your tush with seven vibration patterns.

The Icicles No. 2 is also a great, gradual stretcher as its smallest bulge has a girth of only 4 centimeters. Glass toys are a ton of fun for temperature play, too. Send shivers up your rump by freezing your Icicle, or heat up those buns by placing the toy in a bowl of warm water prior to use. If you’re going to use a toy like this, though, be sure to NOT insert it very far. The safest toys to put in your butt hole will have wide, flat bases that are wider than the widest point of the toy. If it doesn’t have a base, you mustmustmust practice extreme caution.

High five! You’re no longer an anal amateur and can graduate to the real stuffing! Those with two holes should definitely check out our Real Feel Deluxe No. 8 7.5″ Double Penetrator for more wall-bangin’ satisfaction. The squishy Fanta-Flesh material mimics the softness of real skin, while remaining stiff enough to penetrate that tough heinie hole. But beware — these toys feel so real, you might just lose your appetite for the real thing!

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