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WIN the best-selling Pipedream WOW! G-Motion G-Spot Vibrator!

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Now that The Greatest Holiday of All Time (read: Halloween) is over, the winter holla-daze are creeping upon us. We’re feeling especially thankful on this chilly grey #MasturbationMonday, so we’re giving you a whole glob damn week to try and WIN our best-selling WOW! G-Motion g-spot vibrator! No more searching for your g-spot because this bedside bad ass squirms, thrusts, and vibrates to hit just the right spot every time!

Featuring three synchronized motors in perfect harmony, the WOW! G-Motion is the world’s first-ever triple-action vibrator that combines powerful clitoral vibrations with our patented G-Motion technology. Regular rabbit vibrators are great, but they feature obnoxious rows of spinning beads that don’t do much to actually stimulate the user. In short, they are unsatisfying at best and uncomfortable at worst. Instead, our G-Motion rabbit uses a mechanism that wiggles the tip of the vibe against your g-spot, intensifying the pleasure of each thrust. It’s made of ultra-hygienic and super-smooth silicone and the tapered, smooth tip makes insertion a breeze. A super cute and powerful bunny is nestled against the base of the shaft and with three independently controlled motors, you’re in complete control of the vibrations within the tip and the bunny, plus three speeds of g-spot stimulation. Combine the back and forth movement of the G-Motion stimulator with the powerful internal and external vibrations for the most intense, toe-curling g-spot orgasms you never even knew you could experience!

To enter for your chance to win, simply find the above photo on all of our social media pages then share each post as many times as you’d like until three winners are chosen on Friday, November 13, 2015 at noon PST. You must be 18 or older to win. Sorry international friends, this contest is open to U.S. residents only.

WIN Pipedream’s Fist of Fury for Int’l Fisting Day!

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What better way to celebrate International Fisting Day than with free sex toys?! One of five lucky winners will soon become the proud owners of our world-famous, 12-inch, 1.3-pound Basix Fist of Fury! Entry is simple – just follow us on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, and Instagram, then share/retweet/reblog/repost the contest post on each platform for your chance to WIN!

Sorry international friends, this giveaway is open to US residents only. You must be 18 years or older to participate. Winners will be chosen on Friday, October 23, 2015.

The Infamous Wall o’ (King) Cock!

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We descended upon the winter ANME show in Burbank this week, wowing buyers and crushing competitors with our trio of new lines – iSex, Crush, and King Cock - which were, to no surprise, all wildly received by attendees, as well as our new additions to the Fetish Fantasy Series Shock Therapy range, Neon, Super Star Series blowup dolls, Bachelorette Party Favors, and one of the mega-booth’s biggest crowd pleasers, the luxury silicone WOW! G-Motion vibe. However, the true talk of the show was our new American-made, super-authentic dildo line, King Cock, and the high tech-inspired USB plug-and-play collection, iSex.

“This was the biggest ANME ever,” said our head honcho aka Chairman and CEO Nick Orlandino. “We exhibited 120 great new products while simultaneously paring down some of our existing collections to offer only the best products and strongest sellers.” Orlandino continued, “iSex was a grand slam home run and the response to King Cock, American-made rubber done the Pipdedream way, was overwhelming.”

“Year after year, our customers are most impressed by how Pipedream continues to introduce new brands and innovative products,” said Midget Man, I mean – VP of Product Development Rob Phaneuf. “We try hard to develop lines that fill a niche and give our customers a reason to buy.”

“Our entire staff was constantly busy writing orders,” said VP of Sales Steve Sav. “We received only the most positive feedback – customers were very pleased to see that we continue to offer the most unique products that are easy for them to sell.”

We think the REAL talk of the show, though, was our unofficial photobooth, the infamous Wall o’ King Cock!

Throwback Thursday: Pipedream XXXmas 2013!

It’s not just a figure of speech when we say it ain’t a party without Pipedream! The Dream Team family celebrated last year’s holiday season with a private dinner at Morton’s (aka the world’s best steakhouse!!) before heading over to Chairman and CEO Nick Orlandino’s incredible mansion for the exclusive after party. From the crab legs to the Secret Santa, to the open bar – we shut down 2013 in true Pipedream fashion with a pretty darn incredible party!

Ahh, the memories…

We were on our favorite TV shows last week!!!

Sorry not sorry, but we’ve always been pretty popular — from our best-selling Fetish Fantasy Series to the infinite list of TV shows, movies, music videos, Hollywood events… And just last night our Visual Merchandiser Briana Honz caught us on one of her favorite shows, Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons! 

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She joked, “It’s always exciting to sporadically find our products on our favorite shows. Pipedream has always been the number one brand in the world – but now we’re reality royalty-approved!”

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In episode 7 of the Kardashian’s E! spin-off, Kourtney has a tiff with Khloe’s hubby Scott and offers her amends with a gift the next day – a Fetish Fantasy Series Bull Whip and Fetish Fantasy Lingerie Ride ‘em Cowboy chaps! Scott exclaims, “Fetish Fantasy Lingerie – this is exactly what we needed!”

Our long-lasting relationship with Sons of Anarchy should probably be made Facebook official by now, considering this is our fifth appearance on the award-winning FX drama. The opening credits of the series finale reveal the gang’s underground porn studio, where the wall of their latest production is packed with Fetish Fantasy Series whips, paddles, and restraints.

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Our PR Manager Sabrina Dropkick was excited to finally see a top-secret scene come to life – “We’re so grateful for our ongoing partnerships with Hollywood’s top producers. The best in the entertainment business require products that are guaranteed to peak the public’s interest. Our unique designs have created incredible mainstream crossover appeal, and that’s what makes Pipedream the top adult novelty manufacturer in the world.”

J-Law HACKED is leaked alongside top box office hit Hunger Games!

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How convenient! Just as Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1 is topping the box office for the third straight week, we’ve dropped our latest Hollywood hottie from our most controversial Super Star Series collection of inflatable love dolls — J-Law HACKED!

Screen Shot 2014-12-09 at 11.14.50 AMJust like Ryan’s Secrets, Lindsay Blowhan, and Katy Pervy, our new doll features nearly identical selfies and total tongue-in-cheek copy, poking fun at the A-list actress’ recently hacked cell phone nudes. Check out the freakin hilarious copy with kudos to our VP of Development and real-life Midget Man, Rob Phaneuf.

We’re not sure what came faster, news of J-Laws leaked selfies or the thousands of guys waiting for this day to finally come! She did the world a favor when her sexy selfies spread across the internet, and now Hollywood’s honey is getting naked for the money! If hacked cell phone pics weren’t enough to make J-Law our favorite new selfie slut, her brand new blowup doll is proof that this blockbuster babe is ready for primetime penetration! Just add air and this American hustler transforms into America’s hooker right before your eyes! There’s no silver lining to her 3 love holes, but if you add a little lube they feel great wrapping around every inch of your pleasure rod! Her cloud got hacked so you can get jacked! Screen Shot 2014-12-09 at 11.13.45 AM

Head honcho aka Chairman and CEO Nick Orlandino is super stoked about this release — the guy got his start in gag gifts, so he loves combining his passion for novelties with a good joke.

Nobody creates products with mainstream crossover appeal like Pipedream The publicity we receive when one of these celebrity dolls hits the market is priceless. Our customers will definitely experience rising sales as J-Law blows up – literally!

Consumers can buy their very own J-Law from Spencer’s, while distributors and retailers are urged to contact their sales rep today while supplies last!

We partied with our favorite rock stars this week!

There’s no better party than a Pipedream party – and now it’s been officially Ice-T approved! Punk Goes Pop dropped their latest video this week, where our hilarious Boy-Toy Brad Inflatable Love Doll starred amongst legendary rapper Ice-T and heavy metal quintet Upon A Burning Body.

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The ongoing Pop Goes Punk series features top 40 hits covered by alternative rock musicians. With a little help from mega novelty chain Spencer’s, their latest track morphs Lil Jon’s summertime rap hit “Turn Down for What” into a hardcore rock anthem. Check out the entire video on Fearless Records’ YouTube.

Fun Fact: Our Chairman and CEO Nick Orlandino was once known as Nick E. Luv in the 80s hair metal band FLAHJ. You already know how much he loves gag gifts since his start in that industry at 15 – so you can only imagine how stoked he was about this!

I’m very excited for my two passions to meet. I love music, I love novelties, and seeing our products with today’s best entertainers proves that Pipedream is the number one adult novelty manufacturer in the world.

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From classics like Tasty Tyrone and Midget Man to Superstars like Kinky Kim and Finally Miley, you can find all of our favorite inflatable dolls and gag gifts at spencersonline.com

3 New Ways to Love Our Fetish Fantasy Inflatable Lube Wrestling Ring!

pd3876-23_01We know, you can’t throw a bangin’ lube wrestling party every weekend. So what else can you do with your new 6’ by 6’ inflatable ring? We’ve got a few ideas for you on this Fetish Fantasy Friday…

The heat of this Indian summer is unbearable. The AC just busted and the community pool is closed for the winter… whatever will we do? BAM. Instant kiddie pool – supersized! You’ve already ensured the super sturdiness of this vinyl ring during cleanings, giving you the leak-free confidence to fill this bad boy up with almost two feet of ice-cold water.

Your cozy little two-bedroom loft has just been unanimously voted to host Thanksgiving weekend for the entire family (unbeknownst to you, of course). Your parents have called dibs on your room, and you’d just be a total jerk if you don’t give the pullout bed to your grandparents. You’ve outgrown your couches so those go to the kids…  Just as you’ve accepted the reality of the cold floor, you catch a glimpse of the Fetish Fantasy box as you retrieve your back stock of blankets from the back of your closet. BINGO! The ring is easily inflated with the included foot pump, then filled to capacity with the plushest pillows and comforters to become a DIY California king!

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Now that you’ve sent shock and awe throughout your last few parties by introducing the Lube Wrestling Ring, it’s kind of lost its wonder and is now expected. Think outside the box! Next time, fill it with Jell-O or mud – just don’t let your partygoers forget a change of clothes!

Are you ready for your next big bondage adventure? Check out the entirety of our 2014 EAN Brand of the Year award-winning Fetish Fantasy Series – yep, you heard that right, the biggest beginner’s bondage line in the world just scored its ELEVENTH award!

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Fallback Friday: Bonnie Meets Bonnie!

We can’t believe it’s finally (almost!) time to unleash our most rotten collection yet! ANME opens its doors tomorrow at the Burbank Marriott, where we’ll be debuting Bonnie Rotten’s new signature collection… and the starlet will even be there herself! Yeah, that’s right, Ms. Rotten will be hanging out at the Pipedream booth from 2-5PM on Saturday AND Sunday!

Bonnie stopped by PD headquarters to see her final results, and was ecstatic to see the lifelike, high-quality Rotten replicas!

AVN Gets Up Close and Personal with Nick Orlandino!

It’s no secret that Pipedream took over the pleasure products industry once Chairman and CEO Nick Orlandino got his hands on the reigns. We’ve gone from selling accessories out of a van to becoming one of the biggest, best-selling, most award-winning manufacturers in the planet, and AVN got the inside scoop on how Nick and the Dream Team have reached such mass success.

“Think back only four or five years ago at what adult novelty retail looked like,” said VP of Sales Steve Sav. “Look at it now. [Nick's] taken these mainstream ideas and developed them for the adult retail market to help create an environment that’s attractive and female and couple friendly.”

Read more below. Magnified pages can be found here and here, or check out AVN’s digital edition.