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Pipedream Featured on NBC’s Law & Order TONIGHT!!

Fetish Fantasy Series Furry Cuffs To Be Seen In Episode “Hot for Teacher”


Pipedream’s best-selling Fetish Fantasy Series Furry Cuffs will be featured on Law & Order’s “Hot for Teacher” episode tonight on NBC.

The faux-fur restraints are, once again, caught in the act with a couple mid-play, where the “student” is handcuffed to the bed.

“We are excited to see such consistent mainstream interest in Pipedream’s products,” said Chairman and CEO Nick Orlandino. “We want to thank Law & Order: SVU and their production team for continually showcasing Pipedream products in their long-running series. ”

A preview of tonight’s episode can be streamed at

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Pipedream’s Tuggie Featured on Comedy Central’s @midnight!


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Pipedream’s mainstream coverage continues with a Tuggie spotlight on Comedy Central’s @midnight on Tuesday night. Hosted by comedian Chris Hardwick, the game show rips headlines from the day’s news and distributes points based on comedians’ improvised jokes about the cited events. This week, Pipedream’s infamous Tuggie was highlighted in a bit regarding the pending brick and mortar Amazon store:


The fuzzy sock that warms your cock no matter where you go!!!

Amazon has revolutionized the way we shop, putting all manner of products at our fingertips from the complete works of Proust to the Tuggie, the “fuzzy sock that warms your cock.” I’m wearing one right now. It’s why I host with such confidence.

“It’s always exciting to find our products on our favorite shows!” exclaimed Social Media Manager Sabrina Dropkick. “Pipedream has remained on the cutting edge for over 40 years, and our extensive mainstream media coverage only proves that we always have and will continue to create and innovate the funniest, best-selling adult novelties in the world.”

Pipedream is riding an impressive wave of media support with a recent mention by Kristen Schaal (Last Man On EarthBob’s Burgerson Conan, an in-depth interview with Chairman and CEO Nick Orlandino in The Washington Post, plus tons of press coverage in Sports IllustratedFox SportsESPN, and VICE Sports surrounding the Redskins’ “comically vulgar” court filing that cites the manufacturer’s Anal Fantasy Collection,Midget-Man, and Edible Crotchless Gummy Undies. Customers are urged to contact their sales executives now to ensure stock on Pipedream’s best-selling brands as they continue to penetrate mainstream audiences.

Pipedream Chairman & CEO Nick Orlandino Featured in Washington Post Redskins Coverage



Pipedream has been the center of a media frenzy since news broke yesterday of the Redskins’ “comically vulgar” court filing in defense of their controversial trademark, citing a slew of other “offensive” trademarks including the manufacturer’s Edible Crotchless Gummy PantiesAnal Fantasy Collection, and Midget-Man. Today Pipedream enjoys the spotlight in the Washington Post’s “Reformed Whores band to Redskins: Your name is way more offensive than ours” by Dan Steinberg:

Some of the examples cited by the team are obviously outrageous, and many cannot even be published here. But some of them I didn’t get. Like Edible Crotchless Gummy Panties, for example. I mean, underwear is not possibly offensive. Neither is gummy candy — especially not the delectable peach flavor. So how is combining them into a trademarked item even remotely “startling,” to use the team’s word?

A passionate advocate for the Free Speech Coalition, Pipedream Chairman and CEO Nick Orlandino believes strongly in the freedom of the First Amendment and had much to say about the Redskins case.


“I think Daniel Snyder’s the Trump of the NFL.” —Orlandino

“I’m still laughing about it. I think Daniel Snyder’s a lunatic. I think he’s the Trump of the NFL. Get your own house in order. What are you pulling us into this [mess] for? We sell a good product at a fair price. It’s got nothing to do with the Redskins… Out in public it might be offensive. To me, it’s [just] another widget.”

While he had him on the line, Steinberg couldn’t resist a Midget Man inquiry, learning a little-known fun fact about the brand — they’re not really intended for modestly endowed gentlemen. It’s just a gag gift and it was actually produced as an inside joke — the picture on the package is of Pipedream VP of Development Rob Phaneuf.

The Skins appeal has been petitioned by Native American activists, who have until January 14, 2016 to file their response. Customers are urged to contact their sales representatives now to ensure full stock of Pipedream’s best-selling trademarks as they continue to make waves in this case.

Pipedream Named in Redskins’ Controversial Trademark Case


Our proposed team name and logo for the new Washington Edible Crotchless Gummy Panties!!!

The Washington Redskins are trending once again after their latest court filing was published online with Pipedream brand names cited. The controversial NFL team lost their trademark last year when it was canceled by the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office, and the decision was even upheld by a federal judge. The case is currently before a court of appeals and on Friday, the Skins filed an opening brief in its third attempt to salvage their racist trademark by citing other potentially “offensive” brand names:


Hey Dan, you can quit the passive aggressive tweets — we can totes send you a lifetime supply of peach Gummy Panties, all you had to do was ask!!!!!

“Pipedream is the leader of the adult novelty market because we’ve been pushing the envelope for 40 years, so we were very excited to see several Pipedream trademarks mentioned in this case,” said Chairman and CEO Nick Orlandino. “Over time our products, brands, and trademarks have become part of today’s pop culture and consumer landscape, and being cited in such a high-publicity lawsuit is yet another example.”

With reporters from Fox SportsESPN, and Vice Sports fighting for up-to-the-minute coverage of the ‘comically vulgar’ court filing, Orlandino has been fielding a flurry of media inquiries including his most recent interviews with Washington Post sports columnist Dan Steinberg and Sports Illustrated author Brendan Maloy.


Midget Man’s catching some of the spotlight too!

Maloy quoted Orlandino in his most recent Sports Illustrated article titled “We called the companies that the Redskins called offensive,” saying ”I think their level of play is offensive. Dan Snyder is a whack job. He is the Donald Trump of football.”

The Skins appeal has been petitioned by five Native American activists, led by Navajo Nation member and social worker Amanda Blackhorse, who has until January 14, 2016 to file their response. Customers are urged to contact their sales representatives now to ensure full stock of Pipedream’s best-selling trademarks as they continue to make waves in this case.

Pipedream’s Icicles sure do make Synergy magazine look gooooood!

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You know, our new Icicles Gold Edition makes you look real good, Synergy. Like, it really brings out your eyes… That’s right! We snagged this quarter’s cover of the Australian adult retail trade mag, plus tons of Pipedream coverage including news, reviews, art, and top-sellers. Ever wonder what the #1 selling cocks are? Well wonder no more!!!! Our Top 10 best-selling King Cocks arrreeee… *drum roll* 

  1. 7″ Cock 

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    Simultaneous soda-sized pleasure in BOTH holes?!?!! Umm, yes please!!!!

  2. 6″ Cock
  3. 8″ Cock
  4. 7″ Cock w/ Balls
  5. 8″ Cock w/ Balls
  6. 9″ Cock
  7. U-Shaped Medium Double Trouble
  8. U-Shaped Small Double Trouble
  9. 9″ Cock w/ Balls
  10. Double Penetrator

Our umbrella company, Diamond Products, also caught a few glimmers of the Australian spotlight with an awesome Jimmyjane Form 5 review and an editorial introducing our latest acquisition of Sir Richard’s Condoms

Billed as “Pleasure Time Three,” Form 5 works for men, women, and couples. For women, the theory is that the fluttering wings caress the labia whilst the dome targets the clitoris, rather like combining a pebble vibrator with a bullet. You can also use the wings for on-point clitoral massage of a different sensation, or on nipples and other sensitive areas – for example, the temples and sinuses (no, not a sex thing, I just found it helped ease the pain.) —Mia More, journalist and reviewer,



Sir Richard’s Founder, Mathew Gerson, who in 2005 started online retailer Econscious Market, which sells eco-friendly products and donates up to 10% of the retail price of each sale to charity, was reading a book about Dr. Paul Farmer, co-founder of Partners in Health. He learned that condoms, which are cheap to produce and the most effective way to avoid HIV and other infections, were no readily available to those disadvantaged regions. So in 2009, Mathew founded Sir Richard’s Condoms. Its mission is to address a massive global shortage of condoms. To do this, the company has the unique philosophy of donating one condom to a developing nation for every one that they sell. To date, Sir Richard’s has donated over 2.2 million of them. With sexual wellness and reproductive health in mind, they chose to make Sir Richard’s Condoms of all-natural latex and silicone lubricant. They also left out a range of seriously unsexy chemicals (parabens, spermicide, or glycerin), common ingredients in some other brands’ products. —page 29, Synergy

Pipedream’s Pervy Playlist No. 3

Everyone knows that music is essential to the best sack sesh, and this particular playlist is sure to get those juices flowing!

I Like You So Much Better When You’re Naked, Ida Maria

Genre: Swedish grrrl rock.

Favorite part:

You’re just another guy

OK, you’re kind of sexy

But you’re not really special


But I won’t mind

If you take me home

Come on, take me home


I won’t mind

if you take off all your clothes

Come on, take them off



Might Like You Better, Amanda Blank

Genre: Philadelphia lady rapper.

Favorite line:

Ride no lie just get inside me

Like you better if you just ride me

Grind me, try me, watch me finish

I like you better if you get up in it



Let’s Get Out Of Here, Les Savy Fav

Genre: New York indie band.

Favorite line:

Don’t care about the warning signs

Don’t care about friends of mine

Don’t care about what could should be

I just want you

To want me

Right now

Be sure to check out our previous pervy playlists No. 1 and No.2!

XBIZ Gets Rotten!

Bonnie Rotten is taking over XBIZ this month! She’s graced the cover, we’ve offered a sneak peek at her ultra-realistic deluxe love doll, and there’s even a super in-depth interview chronicling the process of her collection from development until now.

“I’m so excited to join forces with the biggest pleasure products company in the game! My fans have been going crazy for unique, one-of-a-kind Bonnie Rotten products that only Pipedream can develop and deliver.” 

Check out the entire article below or in XBIZ Premiere’s digital edition. Stay tuned as we count down to the debut of her entire collection at this weekend’s ANME!

The Adultex Party Continues!

What better way to spend Titty Tuesday than to reminisce about all the beautiful boobs we met at Adultex! See more at

Real Customer Utilizes Anal Fantasy Collection as Medical Aid!

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The Vibrating Curve features a curved shaft and beaded tip perfect for P-Spot stimulation, while the whisper-quiet motor delivers mind-blowing vibrations directly to your most sensitive area. Try filling yourself with the Vibrating Curve during other sexual stimulation and you’ll climax harder than ever before!

I am a male who uses your Anal Fantasy Vibrating Curve product for medical reasons: I have pelvic floor dysfunction, a condition where the muscles of the pelvic floor, including those of the perineum and the internal rectal muscles, go into constant spasm. This causes pain, but also can make it nearly impossible to defecate without tearing the internal and external sphincter muscles.

To that end, I undergo regular pelvic floor physical therapy. In fact, there are large practices that specialize in pelvic floor PT. I have advanced to the point that I can do SOME internal sphincter relaxation/stretching.  My doctor recommended the TheraWand device (a curved plastic instrument without a vibrator).  So I bought that, but also reasoned that something like it… but with a vibrating function, would be superior at relaxing internal rectal muscles. That is when I came across the Vibrating Curve at a nearby adult toy store.

It turns out that I was right. Your product is vastly superior for this purpose. It also has the the bonus benefit of allowing men to discover prostate massage (who wouldn’t otherwise even think about it), and I’m sure that women would find it more pleasurable and effective as well.

Check out more items that may help those suffering with pelvic floor dysfunction:

If you’ve got a super-specific health concern that could benefit from sex toys, contact Sexpert Sabrina Dropkick by email at to find the perfect Pipedream Product for you, along with your physician’s consent, of course.

Pipedream’s Fetish Fantasy Series Fantasy Swing Found on A&E’s Storage Wars!

Pipedream’s best-selling Fetish Fantasy Series Fantasy Swing made an appearance on one of A&E’s all-time most-watched programs. Storage Wars showcases various SoCal self-storage facilities, where California law permits facilities to sell the contents of a storage locker when rent goes unpaid for three months. Professional buyers are allowed five minutes to inspect the locker before a cash-only auction begins, with hopes of buying the locker and turning a profit from found merchandise.

This week’s episode showcases Ivy, who wins a storage bin for $150. He calculates the value of the first few sporadic items at over $600—an iHome, Kill Boy collectible, bowling ball set, heavy-duty metal trucks, a packed jewelry box… and Pipedream’s bright pink Fantasy Swing!


“I’m taking this home for sure!” boasted Ivy. “Gotta try this baby out, make sure it’s working properly before we sell it!”

“This type of reality TV coverage is so exciting,” says Pipedream PR Manager and Sexpert Sabrina Dropkick. “Not only does it offer incredibly valuable mainstream cross-over, but the fact that this is reality television truly showcases our mission to normalize and ignite people’s sexuality. Just look at the true joy of this surprised buyer—he couldn’t wait to take that swing home!”

Watch the entire episode for free at Learn more about Pipedream’s award-winning Fetish Fantasy Series with online catalogs in multiple formats and product showcases from PDTV, available to download for in-store and online use.


For media inquiries or for further information about Pipedream Products Inc., please contact Sabrina Dropkick via e-mail