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ManCrushMonday: PipeDream Team Awards Nods Edish!


Nick Orlandino, Rob Phaneuf, and Steve Sav: Three of the most dedicated and hardworking businessdudes in the industry who we are lucky enough to call our own! #‎ManCrushMonday — I mean #‎ManCrushEVERYDAY!!!!

Congrats on your XBIZ Exec Awards nominations, guys! Voting ended yesterday, so keep your fingers crossed (but definitely not your legs) until the winners are announced in January!!

Learn more about the Dream Team in our past blog posts:


PIpedream Holiday Schedule

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Dear Friends & Customers,

We would like to thank you for another amazing year!

As you know, the holidays are quickly approaching and here is our upcoming schedule:

Our last day of shipping for 2015 is December 18th. Please place your orders no later than December 7th to ensure shipment before we close for the holidays and yearly maintenance. Normal operations will commence on January 4, 2016.

This year over the break, we will be installing a brand new ERP system that will help us improve every aspect of our business. As most of you know, the implementation of these type of software systems can be cumbersome and we anticipate some growing pains during this transitional period. As a result, you might experience shipping delays during this changeover and we advise you to place additional orders ahead of time to ensure that you have adequate inventory for Valentines Day, Chinese New Year and beyond.

We’re confident this new system will make us more efficient and more agile to address and adapt to all of your future business needs. Please be confident that we’re doing everything we can to ensure a smooth and speedy transition during this period.

If you have any questions or concerns, please contact myself or your Pipedream/Jimmyjane/Sir Richards sales person to ensure that you have sufficient inventory going forward.

We would like to wish you a safe and happy holiday season and we look forward to another prosperous year together!


Thank you for your continued support!

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Nick Orlandino

Chairman and CEO

WIN the best-selling Pipedream WOW! G-Motion G-Spot Vibrator!


Now that The Greatest Holiday of All Time (read: Halloween) is over, the winter holla-daze are creeping upon us. We’re feeling especially thankful on this chilly grey #MasturbationMonday, so we’re giving you a whole glob damn week to try and WIN our best-selling WOW! G-Motion g-spot vibrator! No more searching for your g-spot because this bedside bad ass squirms, thrusts, and vibrates to hit just the right spot every time!

Featuring three synchronized motors in perfect harmony, the WOW! G-Motion is the world’s first-ever triple-action vibrator that combines powerful clitoral vibrations with our patented G-Motion technology. Regular rabbit vibrators are great, but they feature obnoxious rows of spinning beads that don’t do much to actually stimulate the user. In short, they are unsatisfying at best and uncomfortable at worst. Instead, our G-Motion rabbit uses a mechanism that wiggles the tip of the vibe against your g-spot, intensifying the pleasure of each thrust. It’s made of ultra-hygienic and super-smooth silicone and the tapered, smooth tip makes insertion a breeze. A super cute and powerful bunny is nestled against the base of the shaft and with three independently controlled motors, you’re in complete control of the vibrations within the tip and the bunny, plus three speeds of g-spot stimulation. Combine the back and forth movement of the G-Motion stimulator with the powerful internal and external vibrations for the most intense, toe-curling g-spot orgasms you never even knew you could experience!

To enter for your chance to win, simply find the above photo on all of our social media pages then share each post as many times as you’d like until three winners are chosen on Friday, November 13, 2015 at noon PST. You must be 18 or older to win. Sorry international friends, this contest is open to U.S. residents only.

Pipedream’s Tuggie Featured on Comedy Central’s @midnight!


Click the pic to watch the vid!! Or just like, scroll down for two seconds and it’s embedded in this post. :)

Pipedream’s mainstream coverage continues with a Tuggie spotlight on Comedy Central’s @midnight on Tuesday night. Hosted by comedian Chris Hardwick, the game show rips headlines from the day’s news and distributes points based on comedians’ improvised jokes about the cited events. This week, Pipedream’s infamous Tuggie was highlighted in a bit regarding the pending brick and mortar Amazon store:


The fuzzy sock that warms your cock no matter where you go!!!

Amazon has revolutionized the way we shop, putting all manner of products at our fingertips from the complete works of Proust to the Tuggie, the “fuzzy sock that warms your cock.” I’m wearing one right now. It’s why I host with such confidence.

“It’s always exciting to find our products on our favorite shows!” exclaimed Social Media Manager Sabrina Dropkick. “Pipedream has remained on the cutting edge for over 40 years, and our extensive mainstream media coverage only proves that we always have and will continue to create and innovate the funniest, best-selling adult novelties in the world.”

Pipedream is riding an impressive wave of media support with a recent mention by Kristen Schaal (Last Man On EarthBob’s Burgerson Conan, an in-depth interview with Chairman and CEO Nick Orlandino in The Washington Post, plus tons of press coverage in Sports IllustratedFox SportsESPN, and VICE Sports surrounding the Redskins’ “comically vulgar” court filing that cites the manufacturer’s Anal Fantasy Collection,Midget-Man, and Edible Crotchless Gummy Undies. Customers are urged to contact their sales executives now to ensure stock on Pipedream’s best-selling brands as they continue to penetrate mainstream audiences.

Pipedream Chairman & CEO Nick Orlandino Featured in Washington Post Redskins Coverage



Pipedream has been the center of a media frenzy since news broke yesterday of the Redskins’ “comically vulgar” court filing in defense of their controversial trademark, citing a slew of other “offensive” trademarks including the manufacturer’s Edible Crotchless Gummy PantiesAnal Fantasy Collection, and Midget-Man. Today Pipedream enjoys the spotlight in the Washington Post’s “Reformed Whores band to Redskins: Your name is way more offensive than ours” by Dan Steinberg:

Some of the examples cited by the team are obviously outrageous, and many cannot even be published here. But some of them I didn’t get. Like Edible Crotchless Gummy Panties, for example. I mean, underwear is not possibly offensive. Neither is gummy candy — especially not the delectable peach flavor. So how is combining them into a trademarked item even remotely “startling,” to use the team’s word?

A passionate advocate for the Free Speech Coalition, Pipedream Chairman and CEO Nick Orlandino believes strongly in the freedom of the First Amendment and had much to say about the Redskins case.


“I think Daniel Snyder’s the Trump of the NFL.” —Orlandino

“I’m still laughing about it. I think Daniel Snyder’s a lunatic. I think he’s the Trump of the NFL. Get your own house in order. What are you pulling us into this [mess] for? We sell a good product at a fair price. It’s got nothing to do with the Redskins… Out in public it might be offensive. To me, it’s [just] another widget.”

While he had him on the line, Steinberg couldn’t resist a Midget Man inquiry, learning a little-known fun fact about the brand — they’re not really intended for modestly endowed gentlemen. It’s just a gag gift and it was actually produced as an inside joke — the picture on the package is of Pipedream VP of Development Rob Phaneuf.

The Skins appeal has been petitioned by Native American activists, who have until January 14, 2016 to file their response. Customers are urged to contact their sales representatives now to ensure full stock of Pipedream’s best-selling trademarks as they continue to make waves in this case.

Pipedream Named in Redskins’ Controversial Trademark Case


Our proposed team name and logo for the new Washington Edible Crotchless Gummy Panties!!!

The Washington Redskins are trending once again after their latest court filing was published online with Pipedream brand names cited. The controversial NFL team lost their trademark last year when it was canceled by the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office, and the decision was even upheld by a federal judge. The case is currently before a court of appeals and on Friday, the Skins filed an opening brief in its third attempt to salvage their racist trademark by citing other potentially “offensive” brand names:


Hey Dan, you can quit the passive aggressive tweets — we can totes send you a lifetime supply of peach Gummy Panties, all you had to do was ask!!!!!

“Pipedream is the leader of the adult novelty market because we’ve been pushing the envelope for 40 years, so we were very excited to see several Pipedream trademarks mentioned in this case,” said Chairman and CEO Nick Orlandino. “Over time our products, brands, and trademarks have become part of today’s pop culture and consumer landscape, and being cited in such a high-publicity lawsuit is yet another example.”

With reporters from Fox SportsESPN, and Vice Sports fighting for up-to-the-minute coverage of the ‘comically vulgar’ court filing, Orlandino has been fielding a flurry of media inquiries including his most recent interviews with Washington Post sports columnist Dan Steinberg and Sports Illustrated author Brendan Maloy.


Midget Man’s catching some of the spotlight too!

Maloy quoted Orlandino in his most recent Sports Illustrated article titled “We called the companies that the Redskins called offensive,” saying ”I think their level of play is offensive. Dan Snyder is a whack job. He is the Donald Trump of football.”

The Skins appeal has been petitioned by five Native American activists, led by Navajo Nation member and social worker Amanda Blackhorse, who has until January 14, 2016 to file their response. Customers are urged to contact their sales representatives now to ensure full stock of Pipedream’s best-selling trademarks as they continue to make waves in this case.

Pipedream’s Icicles sure do make Synergy magazine look gooooood!

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You know, our new Icicles Gold Edition makes you look real good, Synergy. Like, it really brings out your eyes… That’s right! We snagged this quarter’s cover of the Australian adult retail trade mag, plus tons of Pipedream coverage including news, reviews, art, and top-sellers. Ever wonder what the #1 selling cocks are? Well wonder no more!!!! Our Top 10 best-selling King Cocks arrreeee… *drum roll* 

  1. 7″ Cock 

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    Simultaneous soda-sized pleasure in BOTH holes?!?!! Umm, yes please!!!!

  2. 6″ Cock
  3. 8″ Cock
  4. 7″ Cock w/ Balls
  5. 8″ Cock w/ Balls
  6. 9″ Cock
  7. U-Shaped Medium Double Trouble
  8. U-Shaped Small Double Trouble
  9. 9″ Cock w/ Balls
  10. Double Penetrator

Our umbrella company, Diamond Products, also caught a few glimmers of the Australian spotlight with an awesome Jimmyjane Form 5 review and an editorial introducing our latest acquisition of Sir Richard’s Condoms

Billed as “Pleasure Time Three,” Form 5 works for men, women, and couples. For women, the theory is that the fluttering wings caress the labia whilst the dome targets the clitoris, rather like combining a pebble vibrator with a bullet. You can also use the wings for on-point clitoral massage of a different sensation, or on nipples and other sensitive areas – for example, the temples and sinuses (no, not a sex thing, I just found it helped ease the pain.) —Mia More, journalist and reviewer,



Sir Richard’s Founder, Mathew Gerson, who in 2005 started online retailer Econscious Market, which sells eco-friendly products and donates up to 10% of the retail price of each sale to charity, was reading a book about Dr. Paul Farmer, co-founder of Partners in Health. He learned that condoms, which are cheap to produce and the most effective way to avoid HIV and other infections, were no readily available to those disadvantaged regions. So in 2009, Mathew founded Sir Richard’s Condoms. Its mission is to address a massive global shortage of condoms. To do this, the company has the unique philosophy of donating one condom to a developing nation for every one that they sell. To date, Sir Richard’s has donated over 2.2 million of them. With sexual wellness and reproductive health in mind, they chose to make Sir Richard’s Condoms of all-natural latex and silicone lubricant. They also left out a range of seriously unsexy chemicals (parabens, spermicide, or glycerin), common ingredients in some other brands’ products. —page 29, Synergy

Will Forte, Kristen Schaal, Last Man On Earth Take Exclusive Pipedream Tour!

Besides sex toys, entertainment is probs the next big love of mine. I love music, I love movies, I love TV. As an only child, I spent all of my after school evenings and summertime afternoons with Ren and Stimpy, Bart and Lisa, Zim and Gir. And now, even as a “grown-up” with a nine to five, I still love cartoons, but now I’m just chilling with the likes of Finn and Jake, Beavis and Butt-head, and Tina, Gene, and Louise. So when the voice of Louise — Kristen Schall — name dropped Pipedream on Conan a few weeks ago, I basically lost my shit. Long story short, I tweeted her, connected with a rep for Last Man On Earth, and setup a Pipedream tour!

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You’d think the glitz and glam of Hollywood would keep our movie-making neighbors way too busy and entertained to make their way over to our side of Lassen Street, but it turns out that touring a dildo factory is an offer that no one can refuse. In fact, the LMOE rep had to contact us multiple times to increase the size of the tour because as word got around the LMOE office, everyone wanted in on the typically NSFW fun! So on Monday, October 26th around noon, Will Forte, Kristen Schaal, and about 20 writers and crew members walked the few Chatsworth blocks from their studio to Pipedream headquarters for an exclusive tour.


Serving as Master of Ceremonies was our VP of Development Rob Phaneuf (aka Midget Man!), who always gives the best, most in-depth and hilarious Pipedream tours whenever we host special guests. This dude has been with the company for ten years now, so he knows everything and anything you’d want to know about the history of Pipedream, the intricate details of development and business… and all of the sexual innuendos, of course. Our offices alone offered plenty of laughs, from walls lined with poster-sized porn stars and King Cocks to the 20-pound ass that ever-so-casually calls my desk its home. 


Next stop was a swift walk through our ridickulously massive shipping department before catching a blast of the sweet aroma that is our lube manufacturing facility. This room seriously smells like a candy store and one of the crew members  commented, “It’s like the Willy Wonka factory of sex toys!” We took a peek at our multimedia studio, impressing even Hollywood’s best with our sweet production setup. But then finally came the moment everyone was waiting for… THE DILDO FACTORY!!!!


We probably spent most of our time over at the toy manufacturing facility. Everyone was so enamored by every little detail – the molds, the pouring, the “baking”, the cooling, the quality control, the finishing touches by hand. I was especially surprised by Will Forte’s reaction – he was super intrigued by everything and there were plenty of times when he’d linger far behind the tour, watching and filming every process of manufacturing. My favorite part was watching him film our cooling mechanism – there was a cluster of brown King Cocks getting ready to plop from the conveyor belt, but they were moving sooooooooo slooooooowwwwwwww, and Will stood there filming the whooooooooole thiiiiiiiiiiiiiing! I laughed with a crew member about it and he was just like, “Well, that’s Will for ya. When he commits, he commits.”

So there you have it! Pipedream has the coolest neighbors and it turns out that no matter your industry – mainstream or adult – there’s one thing we can all agree on: sex toys are awesome, whether it’s for an orgasm or a laugh.

WIN Pipedream’s Fetish Fantasy Series Shock Therapy Violet Wand!


What better way to celebrate Halloween than with free sex toys?! One lucky winner will soon become the proud owner of our best-selling Fetish Fantasy Series Shock Therapy Violet Wand Electro-Sex Starter Kit! Entry is simple – just follow us on FacebookTwitterTumblr, and Instagram, then share/retweet/reblog/repost the contest post on each platform for your chance to WIN!

Sorry international friends, this giveaway is open to US residents only. You must be 18 years or older to participate. Winners will be chosen on Friday, October 30, 2015.

Complete Fantasy C-Ringz Cock Ring Range Now in Stock and Shipping!


After two show-stopping debuts at ANME and eroFame, the complete Fantasy C-Ringz range is now fully stocked and shipping. Customers are urged to contact their sales executives immediately to ensure complete stock on the 56 piece collection.

The Fantasy C-Ringz premium line of penis enhancement rings is the most comprehensive cock ring assortment in the world. Designed for maximum performance and explosive results, this broad range of erection enhancers is the first of its kind and made using only body-safe materials. From tough looking silicone rings that push his package out to the max, to vibrating couples rings that both partners can enjoy, Fantasy C-Ringz offers a cock ring that caters to every level of user.

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“We know that great customers are the key to our success and we’re working harder than ever to improve every aspect of our business,” said Chairman and CEO Nick Orlandino. “In this ever-changing environment, Pipedream will continue to create, innovate, and drive the market to help you merchandise and sell our award-winning brands.”

Like all Pipedream award-winning brands, the Fantasy C-Ringz collection is part of a unique 56-piece planogram that will be a welcome profit center in any retail environment. The universal line is competitively priced and available in beautiful foil boxes that look great on the wall and on the web. The easy-to-setup planogram includes complimentary signage, giving stores everything they need to effectively merchandise the brand and create stunning visual displays. Try featuring Fantasy C-Ringz next to Pipedream’s best-selling Fantasy X-tensions to create the ultimate male destination in any store.

Pipedream’s global merchandising team is ready to visit any customer to provide in-store training, planogram merchandising, and promotional materials and signage. Find every Fantasy C-Ringz description, hi-res image, specifications, and catalogs at, plus brand and product demo videos for in-store and online use at PDTV and Vimeo.