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WIN the best-selling Pipedream WOW! G-Motion G-Spot Vibrator!


Now that The Greatest Holiday of All Time (read: Halloween) is over, the winter holla-daze are creeping upon us. We’re feeling especially thankful on this chilly grey #MasturbationMonday, so we’re giving you a whole glob damn week to try and WIN our best-selling WOW! G-Motion g-spot vibrator! No more searching for your g-spot because this bedside bad ass squirms, thrusts, and vibrates to hit just the right spot every time!

Featuring three synchronized motors in perfect harmony, the WOW! G-Motion is the world’s first-ever triple-action vibrator that combines powerful clitoral vibrations with our patented G-Motion technology. Regular rabbit vibrators are great, but they feature obnoxious rows of spinning beads that don’t do much to actually stimulate the user. In short, they are unsatisfying at best and uncomfortable at worst. Instead, our G-Motion rabbit uses a mechanism that wiggles the tip of the vibe against your g-spot, intensifying the pleasure of each thrust. It’s made of ultra-hygienic and super-smooth silicone and the tapered, smooth tip makes insertion a breeze. A super cute and powerful bunny is nestled against the base of the shaft and with three independently controlled motors, you’re in complete control of the vibrations within the tip and the bunny, plus three speeds of g-spot stimulation. Combine the back and forth movement of the G-Motion stimulator with the powerful internal and external vibrations for the most intense, toe-curling g-spot orgasms you never even knew you could experience!

To enter for your chance to win, simply find the above photo on all of our social media pages then share each post as many times as you’d like until three winners are chosen on Friday, November 13, 2015 at noon PST. You must be 18 or older to win. Sorry international friends, this contest is open to U.S. residents only.

Pipedream’s Icicles sure do make Synergy magazine look gooooood!

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You know, our new Icicles Gold Edition makes you look real good, Synergy. Like, it really brings out your eyes… That’s right! We snagged this quarter’s cover of the Australian adult retail trade mag, plus tons of Pipedream coverage including news, reviews, art, and top-sellers. Ever wonder what the #1 selling cocks are? Well wonder no more!!!! Our Top 10 best-selling King Cocks arrreeee… *drum roll* 

  1. 7″ Cock 

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    Simultaneous soda-sized pleasure in BOTH holes?!?!! Umm, yes please!!!!

  2. 6″ Cock
  3. 8″ Cock
  4. 7″ Cock w/ Balls
  5. 8″ Cock w/ Balls
  6. 9″ Cock
  7. U-Shaped Medium Double Trouble
  8. U-Shaped Small Double Trouble
  9. 9″ Cock w/ Balls
  10. Double Penetrator

Our umbrella company, Diamond Products, also caught a few glimmers of the Australian spotlight with an awesome Jimmyjane Form 5 review and an editorial introducing our latest acquisition of Sir Richard’s Condoms

Billed as “Pleasure Time Three,” Form 5 works for men, women, and couples. For women, the theory is that the fluttering wings caress the labia whilst the dome targets the clitoris, rather like combining a pebble vibrator with a bullet. You can also use the wings for on-point clitoral massage of a different sensation, or on nipples and other sensitive areas – for example, the temples and sinuses (no, not a sex thing, I just found it helped ease the pain.) —Mia More, journalist and reviewer,



Sir Richard’s Founder, Mathew Gerson, who in 2005 started online retailer Econscious Market, which sells eco-friendly products and donates up to 10% of the retail price of each sale to charity, was reading a book about Dr. Paul Farmer, co-founder of Partners in Health. He learned that condoms, which are cheap to produce and the most effective way to avoid HIV and other infections, were no readily available to those disadvantaged regions. So in 2009, Mathew founded Sir Richard’s Condoms. Its mission is to address a massive global shortage of condoms. To do this, the company has the unique philosophy of donating one condom to a developing nation for every one that they sell. To date, Sir Richard’s has donated over 2.2 million of them. With sexual wellness and reproductive health in mind, they chose to make Sir Richard’s Condoms of all-natural latex and silicone lubricant. They also left out a range of seriously unsexy chemicals (parabens, spermicide, or glycerin), common ingredients in some other brands’ products. —page 29, Synergy

FAQ: I can’t stay wet enough! Which lube do I use?

What kind of lube do I use with the King Cock 7″ dildo? I used a gel which I believe is water-based but it didn’t stay lubricated for long.

I just had to show yous my new favorite toy. The average dick can shoot cum at like, 28 mph and our new King Cock squirters totes give those biological weens a run for their money!

I just had to show yous my new favorite toy. The average ween can shoot cum at like, 28 mph and our new King Cock Squirters totes give those biological dicks a run for their money! Click the pick to catch the action on video.

A water-based lube is totally safe to use with your King Cock – or any toy that’s made with any material, really – and that’s the beauty of this concoction. But the downside of water-based lube is the fact that, well, it’s made with fucking water. And water like, evaporates and shit. So it’s totally typical for your water-based lube to to dry up and require multiple applications.

My current fave silicone toy, the Crush Cuddle Bear is the shit 'cause it has two motors - one in the head and one in the clit stimulator, the latter of which is perfectly thumb-shaped to press right the fuck up against your clit. It's a beautiful thing, really.

My current fave silicone toy, the Crush Cuddle Bear is the shit ’cause it has two motors – one in the head and one in the clit stimulator, the latter of which is perfectly thumb-shaped to press right the fuck up against your clit. It’s a beautiful thing, really.

The alternative that I always suggest is a silicone-based lube. This shit lasts foooorrrreeevvveerrrrr! And with minimal re-application comes less interruptions. It’s also super-duper slick and I especially recommend using silicone-based lubes for anal. BUT!!! There is also a downside to my favorite type of lube – you can’t use silicone-based lubes with silicone toys. The silicone components react to one another, causing damage to the silicone toy. So, sorry frandz, you’ll just have to buck the fuck up and tolerate the re-applications of water-based lube whenever you’re using a silicone toy.

Do you have further questions about sex and toys but aren’t sure where to turn? Check out these related blog posts, or send a message to Sexpert Sabrina Dropkick via the official Pipedream Facebook or Twitter.

A Guide to Choosing Your First Sex Toy

I know – you want your first dildo or vibe but don’t know what to buy ‘cause you’re not even sure what type of stimulation you want. Unfortunately this is one of those situations where you just have to take a ride in order to figure it out. Luckily, there are plenty of super affordable toys that span all of your options for pleasure.

Clit Stimulation

Screen Shot 2015-05-21 at 4.03.15 PMFor sole clit stimulation, the iSex Bullet is where it’s at. Not only is it super affordable, but you’ll never have to suffer the horrific reality of dead batteries. This baby roars to life with a simple plug-in to any USB port, and I mean it when I say it roars! This has seriously got to be one of the most powerful clit stimulators on the market. And best of all – it’s only ten bucks!

Dual Stimulation

pd1171-11_03The Le Reve Butterfly is legit the first thing I suggest to friends who ask for help when choosing their first toy. The rabbit-style vibe is definitely the most popular in dual stimulators, but some of them can be pretty intimidating in size. The Butterfly is just 3.25-inches long and 1.1-inches wide (think two fingers for size comparison). The feature that makes this vibe as so unicorn-special, though, is the butterfly’s antennas. Unlike typical rabbit vibes with flimsy, fluttering ears, the antennas are sturdy enough to push up against the clit, surrounding it with incredible vibrations.


pd5502-29_05Simply put – rubber dildos are always going to be the most affordable dildos on the market. It’s true – some people have allergic reactions to this type of material, but I can tell you that, personally, I’ve never had a problem. The porous material just means you have to be super-duper hygienic with your rubber dildo, cleaning it after and before use, and ceasing use immediately upon irritation. I’d suggest our 7” King Cock because its tapered tip allows you to slowly ease into its size. My fav feature about it has got to be the suction-cup base because if you’ve never fucked a wall before, you have no idea what you’re missing.

Anal Stimulation

Screen Shot 2015-05-21 at 4.49.20 PMWhen choosing an anal plug, dildo, or vibe, you gotta make sure it has a wide or curved base so that it doesn’t slip too far inside. (Yes, that’s a thing that can actually happen, so please play safe!) You’ll want to start with a finger before graduating to a small (I repeat, SMALL) plug or dildo, then work your way up to whatever size is best for you. When purchasing an anal toy, pay special attention to the measurements, specifically the width or diameter. I’d suggest first-timers try out our super-smooth Mini Silicone Plug from the Anal Fantasy Collection. And don’t forget the lube! Like, a lot of lube.

Screw the Rabbit!
Top 3 Dual Stimulators

And I don’t mean that in the ‘screw off” kinda way, either. I mean – literally, screw yo’ rabbit! The rabbit vibrator is the OG design for the dual stimulator, which is exactly what it sounds like – it stimulates two parts of you, the vag and the clit. Everyone knows that most people with vaginas cannot cum from penetration alone, so the dual stimulator is a staple in every sane sex fiend’s toy box.

pd4146-11_c3. Fantasy X-tensions Vibrating Couples Cage

Turn your penis into an instant pleasure machine! Sure, sex is already great with your partner – but let’s be real, there’s already enough to coordinate, so coordinating simultaneous clit stimulation is sometimes pushed to the back burner… and I say fuck that! The Vibrating Couples Cage offers hands-free clit stimulation, plus extra good feels from the texture of this super-cute pink cage.

PD5223-14_062. Crush Cuddle Bear

This clit stimulator actually takes the rounded shape of the thumb to give you the most bang for your buck – no, seriously! Instead of the light fluttering of a rabbit’s ears, the Cuddle Bear gets snug against your clit for direct, constant vibrations. This is a must-have for any vagina’s daily self-love routine.

pd1767-11_04 (1)1. WOW! Thumper

A new twist on the old classic, this thing is the ultimate solo sack sesh device. Like, if there was only one sex toy you ever owned for your entire life, it better fuckin’ be the Thumper. Sorry not sorry, but I always hated the metal beaded tornado that’s typical of the OG rabbit vibes – and the Thumper totes avoids it by creating an entirely new sensation, almost like a super tiny thrust. If you’ve never had multiple orgasms, then get ready for the most lip biting, toe curling, sheet grabbing time of you’re life.

Check out some of my other fav sex toys:

Welcome to the Freak Show!
Exploring “Weird” Sex Toys, Part 4

What the hell is “weird” anyway? Strange and bizarre; “unusual or surprising in a way that is unsettling or hard to understand.” Sometimes we’re afraid of the unknown and instead of exploring our curiosities and filling ourselves with the knowledge of experience, we quickly dismiss things we don’t understand. Well guess what — ignorance ain’t bliss, people, especially in your pants! You may have popped your cherry years ago, but there’s still like, an infinite source of sensations to explore. Broaden the horizons of your ecstasy and experiment with a new shape, a new texture, or even a new fetish!


Ceramix No. 10

Beetlejuice or Dr. Seuss – I don’t really care what you wanna compare it to, but this thing is adorable AND functional as hell. I’m already a sucker for non-traditional materials, but then you go and slap some stripes on it? #sold The ribbed shaft is juuuust enough to add that extra little oomph, but subtle enough not to overwhelm you with that curved G-Spot strokin’ tip.

If you haven’t tried our Ceramix dildos yet then I’m not really sure what you’re doing with your life. They’re perfect for temperature play just like our glass Icicles, but get this – each of the Ceramix dildos (and plugs!) are hollow, meaning your ADD-ass won’t have to wait for that shit to soak in ice-filled water. Nope, just run the tap right into that bitch and SHAZAAM your arctic fuck toy is ready in a snap.


Fuck My Cock XL

BIGGER!!!! IS!!!! BETTERRRRAAAHHHH!!!!!!! …right? This remake of our OG Fuck My Cock stroker just makes me laugh every time I see it. Like, I really wanna give it a little smiley face and call it Brad. Even though this concept may look bizarre as fuck to some people, our gay reviewer friends have actually been head over heels for my boy Brad ‘cause he offers a total reach-around experience. Moral of the story? Don’t judge someone’s jam just ‘cause it’s not your cup of tea. Every sexual appetite is different and that’s totally O K A Y !


Bonnie Rotten Spit Lotion

Don’t you lie to my face! You know you like that rough and messy shit. Even if you don’t need any help juicin’ up, you can never have too much lube – especially if we’re doing it in the butt. Plus, who doesn’t wanna fuck their favorite porn star? Drench yourself in Bonnie Rotten’s Spit and you’ll feel like you’re fucking the infamous Squirtwoman herself! This water-based formula will totes keep you wet, wild, and porn star ready all night long.

Check out the rest of the Freak Show:

3 Reasons Why Pumps are the Shit



Penis pumps offer something for everyone with a dick. Whether you need length, girth, help getting a boner, or help keeping it rock hard and ready, we’ve got a dick device to suit you. We know, we know, size isn’t everything – but who doesn’t wanna get filled to the brim every once in a while?! Now, a lot of us with pussies might be wondering, why the fuck would I ever want a giant pussy? Well, it can be surprisingly hot, and it doesn’t get THAT big! What it does do is swell up and turn all pink and cute and ready for a pounding.

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Besides blowing yo’ shit up, pumps make everything feel better, and I mean everything. A caress of a freshly pumped pussy or cock is enough to bring someone close to climax. And it’s not voodoo, I swear! It’s just that pumps promote blood flow to the area, filling it up to make every vein and every crevice super fuckin’ sensitive. And even better for those of the vag-wielding variety – it also engulfs the clit, enlargening it for easier access and, I just can’t stress enough, even more spine-tingling sensations!

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Check out our other pump-related blog posts:

FAQ: How do I use my pussy pump?

The ONE simple toy that guarantees an orgasm unlike ever before!

Penis Pumps 101 (NSFW)

How to use a penis pump, plus demo video (NSFW)

Customizing Pumps for Penis Pleasure

The Anti-Fifty Shades Wish List

If Fifty Shades of Grey has you feeling fifty shades of annoyed over the fifty million Facebook posts bombarding your feed, take heart. Even if you’re steering clear of the book and movie, you can still take advantage of the best part of the hype: the sex toys! Retailers are stocking up on more than just handcuffs and Ben-Wa balls. If you hate the idea of being tied up and a ball gag makes you… well.. .gag, there are still plenty of options for toy lovers and first-timers. Forget Christian Grey. Anastasia is missing out on the fun and fulfillment of self-pleasure!

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WOW! G-Motion

G-spot goddesses, take note – the latest addition to our Wow! line does all the work for you! See that curved tip? Instead of awkwardly maneuvering the toy with your hand, just click the button and that curved end repeatedly bends in the same “come hither” finger motion recommended for discovering your G-spot. Two powerful motors, located within the curved tip and inside the cute, little bunny at the base, offer seven different vibration patterns to kick things up a bit. The control system lets you choose the intensity of your alone time: with or without vibration in either motor, plus the option for a vibrate-only mode without the wiggling of the G-Motion. One look at this silicone wonder tells you everything you need to know – you definitely won’t be spotting this toy in Fifty Shades.

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 Crush Luv Bug

Silicone toys are all the rage at the moment, and with good reason. This material does, in fact, contain pores, but they are so tiny that icky bacteria can’t grow within them. Our brand new Crush line hopes to make the silicone trend a mainstay, offering 18 unique pieces, each with their own shape, size, and color. The Luv Bug is a great way to begin your crush on body-safe toys. This little guy is only 3 inches long, but he packs a punch with 10 vibration patterns and a strong motor that vibrates his antennae. Plus, his pretty purple is as far away from dull grey as you can get!


Neon Luv Touch Mini Mite

Whether you’re a veteran toy collector or can hardly navigate the landscape of a crowded adult boutique, the Mini Mite is a standard that doesn’t disappoint. The Neon line puts a colorful touch on an old favorite, turning your “red room” into a rainbow of toys. The soft Luv Touch powder coating and 4 interchangeable caps offer fun textures. Though this toy only features a single speed, I doubt you’ll be dissatisfied. The Mini Mite and pocket rockets like it are toy drawer staples for a reason – they’re intensely strong. Maybe Anastasia would have passed up Mr. Grey altogether if she had one of these babies next to her bed!

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iSex USB Massage Kit

Pipedream steps into the tech game with iSex, a full line of USB-powered vibrating pieces designed to travel wherever you go. Plug one into your laptop during a Skype session with your long-distance lover, or take advantage of those new USB ports installed in the bedside lamps at hotels on your next business trip. The iSex Massage Kit takes everyone’s old favorite – the high-speed bullet – and adds 3 extra cap options for sensation play. This no-frills collection of classics has something for everyone, from anal beads to nipple clamps. The fresh, pearly-white shine of each piece adds a clean touch, perfecting for chasing away all those Grey days.

Welcome to the Freak Show
Exploring “Weird” Sex Toys, Part 3

PD3725-05 shock therapy electro massage kit

What the hell is “weird” anyway? Strange and bizarre; “unusual or surprising in a way that is unsettling or hard to understand.” Sometimes we’re afraid of the unknown and instead of exploring our curiosities and filling ourselves with the knowledge of experience, we quickly dismiss things we don’t understand.

Well guess what — ignorance ain’t bliss, people, especially in your pants! You may have popped your cherry years ago, but there’s still like, an infinite source of sensations to explore. Broaden the horizons of your ecstasy and experiment with a new shape, a new texture, or even a new fetish!

Fantasy X-tensions Vibrating Real Feel 2” Extension

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“But I can’t feel anything!” he may complain. Oh, well that’s convenient because I can’t feel anything either when you cum and I don’t. The female orgasm is so flippin’ underrepresented that some dinguses think it’s actually a myth. Just because it takes a little extra work to bring a vag to climax doesn’t mean you’re off the hook. Most people can’t cum from penetration alone anyway – our clit is where the action really is. That’s where this bomb ass Fantasy X-tension comes in. Not only does it feature a super-powerful clit stimulator, but the tight shaft and stretchy ball strap will keep your partner hard so the pounding can prevail on even if his boner doesn’t. – no excuses!!

Shock Therapy Professional Wireless Electro-Massage Kit

electrosex, estimThe words “Shock Therapy” may instill some uncomfortable visions of like, lobotomies and shit, but I swear that electrosex is the shit! The OG Shock Therapy Kit is actually a staple in the day-to-day office life here at Pipedream Headquarters. I could name at least five employees other than myself who keep one at their desk for tense shoulders and achey backs – true story. Regardless of the intricate control unit, the OG Shock unit remains on of our best-selling toys. But we heard your pleas for an upgrade so we stepped up our game with the new-and-improved Wireless Electro-Massage Kit. The wireless pads allow more freedom of movement and the easy-to-use control unit even features a diagram with suggested placement inspired by the ancient Chinese pressure points. Enjoy a deep tissue massage or add some jolt to your next sack sesh.

Icicles No. 49

anal plug, bondage, floggerThis shit just makes me laugh – and that’s totally cool! Personally, I think a lot of people take sex way too seriously. If laughing is one of the most enjoyable feels in the world, then what’s wrong with combining it with the other most enjoyable feel in the world? The Icicles flogger is actually a top-seller and best-reviewed toy – and it deserves the title, too. The butt plug is everything an anal aficionado looks for – super-smooth, tapered tip, thin neck, wide base – and the flogger’s bunch of super-soft leather tresses offer everything from a light tease to a sharp bite.

You may be thinking, uh, okay, so what about this perfect product makes you giggle? Furries. Okay, maybe not furries themselves, because I’m not tryna dismiss anyone’s sexual taste, but wearing this plug totally makes me feel like some sorta BDSM horse goddess who doesn’t even need a Dom(me) ‘cause I can flog myself with this bad boy! We actually whipped it out during my last appearance on Veteran porn star Ginger Lynn’s podcast “Blame It On Ginger,” where my girl got a kick out of this Icicle in the very same fashion, popping it in and trotting around the studio – beaming – as we cackled every time she paused to swing her hips and wag her “tail” or spank herself. You gotta check out the show on

Just the Tips
Choosing the Perfect Strap-On

pd4428-23_03Here are my top three favorite things ever:

  1. Kittens
    Roller derby

Seriously. If you’re lucky enough to wield a vagina, I urge you to get up right this second – don’t even finish this sentence, just go to your local adult shop right now, pick out the prettiest penis in the place, and pounce the first consensual hole you can find. I!! Said!!! Now!!!!!!!!

Wearing a ween for the first time is such an incredible experience, there are very few words to describe it. I was so excited my first time, I totally forgot about my anxiously anticipating lover. Instead, I was just like, there is a thing hanging off of my body! And I can wiggle and flop it around! I can even hit things with it! Oh, let me hit this wall. And this doorway. And this couch. And your forehead. Oh hello, little meow meow, I guess you could even swat at it too.

But before you can cock slap all of the things, you’re gonna need a good, sturdy harness. No matter how pretty your peen – if your harness sucks more dicks than you do, then there will be NO FUN to be had.

There are plenty of harness styles to accommodate body sizes, gender preferences, and comfort. Here are a few of my favs.

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All you really need to keep your junk in place is the following: 1) Interchangeable O-rings in a few different sizes so you can attach any size cock. Stretchy O-rings are, in my opinion, the easiest to deal with. 2) The material between the dildo’s base and your skin – though you probably want it to be pretty small so it doesn’t feel super invasive, you do want it to be wide enough to shield you from the largest possible dick-base. So, when you’re choosing a harness, keep your and your partner(s) preferred cock sizes in mind. 3) Completely adjustable waist and thigh straps. Personally, I just feel like this type of set-up offers the ultimate support. And some of us may share our harness with a variety of partners, so offering as much adjustment as possible is going to ensure that it will fit anyone. Harnesses like our Stay-Put Harness fit this bill to a T. No bells and whistles, no arduous loops, buckles, and straps – just everything you need for strap-on success.

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A lot of my friends dig boxer-brief or panty-style harnesses because they’re just sooo super comfortable. Some people argue that they’re the least invasive type of harness because we’re already accustomed to the fit.  They’re usually made with cotton, spandex, or polyester and a super-stretchy elastic waistband.  Our Universal Breathable Harness is popular as shit for these very reasons. The only downside, though, is that the O-ring is typically sewn in to the harness, limiting your pick o’ dick.

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I am a huge fan of gender play, so a gorgeous babe with voluptuous curves complimented by a big, shiny purple dick is enough to instantly unleash my floodgates. We can’t be stingy with the pleasure, though. Vibrating harnesses ensure that everyone involved gets off. You should probably be very particular with these types of harnesses. Everybody’s bodies are different – some people’s clits are deeper than others, or the placement of the bullet might be just a little too high. Most stores aren’t into trying things on, but you could, at the very least, probably hold it up against your clothed groin and guesstimate whether a particular clit stimulator is properly placed for you. Many times it’s a simple square pocket on the underside of the harness that can be easily MacGyvered for custom placement.

Just the Tips

Keep this check list in mind when choosing your new ween:

  1. Choose a size based on your partner’s preference, not your own.
  2. For anal, choose a tapered, smooooooooth dildo. (And use a fuck ton of lube!)
  3. The base should be flared and sturdy. Suction cups usually work, but may be floppier. This is not necessarily a bad thing for those of us who are easily amused.
  4. If you will be using this dick with multiple partners, I suggest you stick with nonporous materials like silicone to ensure you’re not passing on anyone’s potentially gross shit.
  5. If you will be using this dick with multiple partners, but your budget only allows for rubber or PVC dicks – clean the dildo after and before each use, and use a condom. You should be tested regularly and expect the same of your partner(s).
  6. I’m totally obsessed with alternative materials like glass and ceramic, but I’ve never had success using these with partners. These materials are just so hard and blunt that they must be maneuvered ever so particularly – in ways that only you can control.
  7. Hard dildos could potentially hurt your partner if you’re pounding them and miss. (Ooowwwwwww!!!!!!!!)