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Welcome to the Freak Show!
Exploring “Weird” Sex Toys, Part 4

What the hell is “weird” anyway? Strange and bizarre; “unusual or surprising in a way that is unsettling or hard to understand.” Sometimes we’re afraid of the unknown and instead of exploring our curiosities and filling ourselves with the knowledge of experience, we quickly dismiss things we don’t understand. Well guess what — ignorance ain’t bliss, people, especially in your pants! You may have popped your cherry years ago, but there’s still like, an infinite source of sensations to explore. Broaden the horizons of your ecstasy and experiment with a new shape, a new texture, or even a new fetish!


Ceramix No. 10

Beetlejuice or Dr. Seuss – I don’t really care what you wanna compare it to, but this thing is adorable AND functional as hell. I’m already a sucker for non-traditional materials, but then you go and slap some stripes on it? #sold The ribbed shaft is juuuust enough to add that extra little oomph, but subtle enough not to overwhelm you with that curved G-Spot strokin’ tip.

If you haven’t tried our Ceramix dildos yet then I’m not really sure what you’re doing with your life. They’re perfect for temperature play just like our glass Icicles, but get this – each of the Ceramix dildos (and plugs!) are hollow, meaning your ADD-ass won’t have to wait for that shit to soak in ice-filled water. Nope, just run the tap right into that bitch and SHAZAAM your arctic fuck toy is ready in a snap.


Fuck My Cock XL

BIGGER!!!! IS!!!! BETTERRRRAAAHHHH!!!!!!! …right? This remake of our OG Fuck My Cock stroker just makes me laugh every time I see it. Like, I really wanna give it a little smiley face and call it Brad. Even though this concept may look bizarre as fuck to some people, our gay reviewer friends have actually been head over heels for my boy Brad ‘cause he offers a total reach-around experience. Moral of the story? Don’t judge someone’s jam just ‘cause it’s not your cup of tea. Every sexual appetite is different and that’s totally O K A Y !


Bonnie Rotten Spit Lotion

Don’t you lie to my face! You know you like that rough and messy shit. Even if you don’t need any help juicin’ up, you can never have too much lube – especially if we’re doing it in the butt. Plus, who doesn’t wanna fuck their favorite porn star? Drench yourself in Bonnie Rotten’s Spit and you’ll feel like you’re fucking the infamous Squirtwoman herself! This water-based formula will totes keep you wet, wild, and porn star ready all night long.

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3 Reasons Why Pumps are the Shit



Penis pumps offer something for everyone with a dick. Whether you need length, girth, help getting a boner, or help keeping it rock hard and ready, we’ve got a dick device to suit you. We know, we know, size isn’t everything – but who doesn’t wanna get filled to the brim every once in a while?! Now, a lot of us with pussies might be wondering, why the fuck would I ever want a giant pussy? Well, it can be surprisingly hot, and it doesn’t get THAT big! What it does do is swell up and turn all pink and cute and ready for a pounding.

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Besides blowing yo’ shit up, pumps make everything feel better, and I mean everything. A caress of a freshly pumped pussy or cock is enough to bring someone close to climax. And it’s not voodoo, I swear! It’s just that pumps promote blood flow to the area, filling it up to make every vein and every crevice super fuckin’ sensitive. And even better for those of the vag-wielding variety – it also engulfs the clit, enlargening it for easier access and, I just can’t stress enough, even more spine-tingling sensations!

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Check out our other pump-related blog posts:

FAQ: How do I use my pussy pump?

The ONE simple toy that guarantees an orgasm unlike ever before!

Penis Pumps 101 (NSFW)

How to use a penis pump, plus demo video (NSFW)

Customizing Pumps for Penis Pleasure

Quit Dickin’ Around and Choose the BEST Possible Dick Device!

Whiskey dick ain’t just for the drunk – there are plenty of sober, healthy people whose junk are just in a funk. Whether you’re having a hard time staying, well, hard, or you cum too fast, or you need a little boost in size, rest assured that there are male enhancement options beyond those expensive pills and invasive procedures. In fact, there’s a plethora of dick devices that are just aching to wrap around your big, thick, rock hard cock, so keep these things in mind when prowling for the perfect device.


ENHANCE YOUR ERECTION! There are two particular elements to be aware of when looking for something to keep you harder, longer – the cock ring and the ball strap. That tight squeeze at the base of your ween is what’s gonna do the deed, so you need to measure yourself (and be honest!) to ensure that the ring on a particular item is going to be tight enough for you. For a super premium extra tight squeeze, try a stretchy cock cage instead of a simple cock ring. This way it’ll be like there’s a bunch of rings wrapped snug around your entire shaft to help keep as much of the blood within as possible. Plus, you’ll give your partner some extra good feels with the texture the cage adds to your cock.

Now, the ball strap is also going to assist in this maintaining of the hard-on, but it serves two additional purposes. When a cage, extension, or girth gainer features a ball strap, it ensures that the device will remain in place no matter how hard the pounding gets. But the really cool thing about ball straps? EXPLOSIVE!!!! ORGASMS!!!! If you thought busting a load was the ultimate ecstasy – do it with a ball strap on. See, when someone with a dick comes to climax, the balls retract into the body. With a ball strap, it forces the balls not to retract, making the orgasm a billionity times stronger than you could’ve ever imagined.


The ball strap and triple cock ring of this Vibrating Cock Cage is perfect for maintaining your boner, plus it leaves your cock open to still feel your partner AND it offers additional feels with the vibrating bullet strategically placed on top of the shaft.

If you’re having a hard time finding the right size for you or these choices just aren’t working out, then hollow strap-ons are where it’s at – in fact, they’re probably the easiest, quickest fix. You can get any size, any material, and the harness will keep it in place no matter how rough you get.

INCREASE YOUR SIZE! If you’re looking to grow yourself, you’ve got three options – extensions, girth gainers, and hollow strap-ons.

Extensions are going to make you longer and there’s a ton of great combinations of extensions that also provide girth, vibrations, and double penetration, and some that feature cock rings and ball straps. The best extensions are usually made of a flesh-like material so they’re stretchy and still feel real to your partner.


Length, girth, ball strap, AND vibrating clit stim?! It really doesn’t get any better than our Vibrating Reel Feel Extensions.

Girth gainers do exactly what you’d assume. With the same options as extensions, there is one additional type that will satisfy everyone involved. While many extensions leave no room for the wearer to feel much, there are some girth gainers with open tips so you can trim it for the perfect fit and still enjoy the natural feel of your partner.

Hollow strap-ons offer a much wider variety of sizes and materials since they don’t have to be malleable enough to wrap around your cock. They’re definitely going to be the sturdiest option, though the wearer will obvi not feel anything, well, besides the satisfaction of pleasuring your partner.

BOOST YOUR PERFORMANCE! Maybe your biological gear is actually serving you pretty well, but you’re looking for something new to surprise your lover with. If you’re banging someone with a vagina, then I’m sure you’re aware that most of us won’t get off on penetration alone. (If you didn’t know that then you need to immediately stop fucking until you get yourself sex educated. Seriously.) The clit is where it’s at; the magic button to the Rubik’s cube of the vagina. Most would agree that dual-stimulating vibes are what get us off the best, so why not turn your cock into one? Usually featuring a bunny or a bullet at the base, there are plenty of clit stimulating devices that will turn you into a high-power turbocock!


These open tip toys are the shit – they offer girth while leaving the most sensitive part of your dick open to still feel sensation. This Double Trouble Girth Gainer even has the perfect slim, tapered dildo for easy anal insertion.

For the anally adventurous, there are double penetrating extensions and hollow strap-ons to fill ‘em up without the inconvenience of another partner or a handheld toy. I suggest DP items where the butt dildo is soft, slim, and tapered for easier insertion and more comfortable play.

PROLONG EJACULATION! Basically ALL of the options we’ve gone over can help prolong your sack sesh i.e. ensure that you don’t cum in two seconds. Even if you do cum fast, cock rings can help maintain the blood in your cock to keep your erection going. Extensions and girth gainers will minimize feeling to help you hold off, and hollow strap-ons completely subdue sensation so you can focus completely on your partner’s pleasure.

But seriously, let’s be real. At the end of the day, it doesn’t matter how you do it, it just matters that you both get off.


Welcome to the Freak Show
Exploring “Weird” Sex Toys, Part 3

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What the hell is “weird” anyway? Strange and bizarre; “unusual or surprising in a way that is unsettling or hard to understand.” Sometimes we’re afraid of the unknown and instead of exploring our curiosities and filling ourselves with the knowledge of experience, we quickly dismiss things we don’t understand.

Well guess what — ignorance ain’t bliss, people, especially in your pants! You may have popped your cherry years ago, but there’s still like, an infinite source of sensations to explore. Broaden the horizons of your ecstasy and experiment with a new shape, a new texture, or even a new fetish!

Fantasy X-tensions Vibrating Real Feel 2” Extension

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“But I can’t feel anything!” he may complain. Oh, well that’s convenient because I can’t feel anything either when you cum and I don’t. The female orgasm is so flippin’ underrepresented that some dinguses think it’s actually a myth. Just because it takes a little extra work to bring a vag to climax doesn’t mean you’re off the hook. Most people can’t cum from penetration alone anyway – our clit is where the action really is. That’s where this bomb ass Fantasy X-tension comes in. Not only does it feature a super-powerful clit stimulator, but the tight shaft and stretchy ball strap will keep your partner hard so the pounding can prevail on even if his boner doesn’t. – no excuses!!

Shock Therapy Professional Wireless Electro-Massage Kit

electrosex, estimThe words “Shock Therapy” may instill some uncomfortable visions of like, lobotomies and shit, but I swear that electrosex is the shit! The OG Shock Therapy Kit is actually a staple in the day-to-day office life here at Pipedream Headquarters. I could name at least five employees other than myself who keep one at their desk for tense shoulders and achey backs – true story. Regardless of the intricate control unit, the OG Shock unit remains on of our best-selling toys. But we heard your pleas for an upgrade so we stepped up our game with the new-and-improved Wireless Electro-Massage Kit. The wireless pads allow more freedom of movement and the easy-to-use control unit even features a diagram with suggested placement inspired by the ancient Chinese pressure points. Enjoy a deep tissue massage or add some jolt to your next sack sesh.

Icicles No. 49

anal plug, bondage, floggerThis shit just makes me laugh – and that’s totally cool! Personally, I think a lot of people take sex way too seriously. If laughing is one of the most enjoyable feels in the world, then what’s wrong with combining it with the other most enjoyable feel in the world? The Icicles flogger is actually a top-seller and best-reviewed toy – and it deserves the title, too. The butt plug is everything an anal aficionado looks for – super-smooth, tapered tip, thin neck, wide base – and the flogger’s bunch of super-soft leather tresses offer everything from a light tease to a sharp bite.

You may be thinking, uh, okay, so what about this perfect product makes you giggle? Furries. Okay, maybe not furries themselves, because I’m not tryna dismiss anyone’s sexual taste, but wearing this plug totally makes me feel like some sorta BDSM horse goddess who doesn’t even need a Dom(me) ‘cause I can flog myself with this bad boy! We actually whipped it out during my last appearance on Veteran porn star Ginger Lynn’s podcast “Blame It On Ginger,” where my girl got a kick out of this Icicle in the very same fashion, popping it in and trotting around the studio – beaming – as we cackled every time she paused to swing her hips and wag her “tail” or spank herself. You gotta check out the show on

Never Slip on the Nip Again!
A Guide to Unique Nipple Play

I’m not gonna lie – nip slips are pretty amusing… but NOT when your nips become a slip of the mind. I’m an “all or nothing” kind of lover – I want to feel all of the things all of the time! We have sex for pleasure, the pinnacle of which becomes your climax – so don’t you want that climax to rock your flippin’ world?! Come on, it’s just like, logic, you guys…

The not-so-secret to the most explosive orgasm you’ve always dreamt of is this: utilize every. single. delicious nerve ending that the Universe has so graciously bestowed upon us for our pleasure – AND I MEAN ALL OF THEM! Sure, it’s entirely possible to have some pretty good sex using only that stuff in your pants, but what if I told you that there’s even better sex to be had if you just paid more attention to the babes (and hunks, respectively) upstairs?

Yes, ladies and gents, the nips! Quit forgettin’ the nips! They’re totally underrated and under-stimulated. If you want all of the pleasure then you absolutely need to play with all of the things, and the nipples are key to completing that internal party of biological ecstasy. Today, we’re gonna venture beyond the traditional lotions and clamps, though, and check out some of the most unique ways to stimulate your nips

There are many types of nerve endings and the nipple contains four of them, one of which are the lamellar corpuscles – they’re the reason we make things like our Vibrating Silicone Nipple Lassos, because this type of nerve ending is responsible for sensitivity to vibration. The super cool thing about these little bad boys is that the bullet not only offers direct stimulation just beneath the nipple, but it shoots pulsations through the entire silicone piece, engulfing your whole nipple with vibrating goodness.

Nipples chains and hanging clamps are super sweet because they offer hands-free stimulation as they swing with every move you make. Most of these come in the form of adjustable metal clamps, though, and many of our friends who were new to kink were kind of like, “What are those jumper cables and why would I ever want to put them on my nips?!” Okay, okay, I guess I could kind of see that. But have no fear! There is still nipple fun to be had for you, too! This super soft polyester nipple chain offers that sexy swing with zero pinch.

One of my most favorite sex toys in the whole wide world happens to be one of the most underrated and totally misinterpreted toys on the market – pussy pumps. You want the most intense sensations without any work? Use a pussy pump. Just like a penis pump, a pussy pump promotes blood flow to the area, filling both your internal and external parts and offering the utmost sensitivity possible. Seriously, like, after pumping, a single poke is enough to unleash the flood gates, I swear! Well guess what – you can do the same exact thing with your nips! Our Nipple Erector Set performs the same kind of vacuum suction that boosts blood flow with other pumps.

Fun facts to inspire your nipple appreciation:

  • Hairy nipples are actually a good thing. The hair surrounding the areola adds additional sensory tissue. More tissue equals even more awesome feels!
  • The entire breast has a network of nerve endings – and it has the same number of nerve endings regardless of its size.
  • The male and female breast have a similar nerve supply but the nerves lie closer together in men, whereas in a female breast they are spread out more widely.
  • Perky nipples are actually a contraction of muscles similar to that of goose bumps.

The secret exercise that will change your sex life forever!

50112Regardless of the incredible results that are guaranteed with consistency, most of us are never really stoked about hitting the gym and getting our sweat on. But what if we told you there was one work out that guarantees the strongest muscles without lifting a single weight? An incredibly easy exercise that can be done simultaneously alongside your 9 to 5, while prepping for taco night, at the $3 movie theater – seriously, anywhere – that will change your sex life forever… without even breaking a sweat!

Pause. Before we get to the life altering fun times, let’s go over some Vagina 101.

The vagina does not just consist of a button and some holes. In fact, the vagina is a community of muscles that are super elastic in order to stretch and contract (because babies). Because of this elasticity, it’s pretty easy to build incredibly strong vaginal muscles – if you put the work in.

But why would I want a beef cake vagina?  Because the secret to a stronger orgasm is… a stronger vagina!

That exercise we hyped up earlier? Kegeling. Every good core workout needs a little weight, and the kegel’s barbell is the ben-wa ball. Kegeling tones your PC muscles, which are some of the muscles that contract during orgasm, so working them out will naturally increase pleasure and even make it easier to climax.

It takes patience and consistency to identify your PC muscles and learn how to contract and relax them. Here are some pointers from the Mayo Clinic:

Find the right muscles. Stop urination in midstream. If you succeed, you’ve got the right muscles.

Screen Shot 2014-09-25 at 9.18.54 AM 1Perfect your technique. Empty your bladder and lie on your back. Tighten your PC muscles, hold the contraction for five seconds, and then relax for five seconds. Try it four or five times in a row. Work up to keeping the muscles contracted for 10 seconds at a time, relaxing for 10 seconds between contractions.

Maintain your focus. For best results, focus on tightening only your PC muscles. Be careful not to flex the muscles in your abdomen, thighs or buttocks. Avoid holding your breath. Instead, breathe freely during the exercises.

Repeat 3 times a day. Aim for at least three sets of 10 repetitions a day.

Don’t make a habit of using kegel exercises to start and stop your urine stream. Doing kegel exercises while emptying your bladder can actually weaken the muscles, as well as lead to incomplete emptying of the bladder — which increases the risk of a urinary tract infection.

Naturally, you can enhance this exercise by using your favorite Fetish Fantasy vaginal exercisers. Not only will ben-wa balls enhance your sex life, but vaginal strength will improve urinary tract health and better prepare your body for giving birth. So try kegeling right now, and tell us in the comments where you’ve inconspicuously pumped your sexiest guns today!

Beginner’s Bondage Tips

10423654_10153009737899788_9038250081914617595_nWe’ve been anxiously anticipating the 50 Shades theatrical debut since the moment it was revealed, fantasizing about the breathtaking bondage scenes that will appear on the big screen in just 148 days (seriously, we’re that excited). While wondering which of our favorite fetish toys will grace mainstream screens, we quickly realized that upon this release, tons of closeted kinksters will very eagerly dive right into the vast sea of leather, clamps, and restraints. The incredible variety of BDSM gear can be overwhelming to a newbie. There’s just so much to choose from! How do I know which toy is right for me? Check out these BDSM essentials to get you started, easing your way into your very own favorite shade of play.

BLINDFOLD: Who knew that something as simple as a sexy silk mask could bring the most intense pleasures to life? Sensory deprivation is an incredibly simple and effective way of increasing the body’s sensitivity, muting one sense to increase the others. Try blindfolding your partner before teasing them with a feather tickler – you’ll quickly see how much more intense your lover’s trembles of satisfaction will become!

pd4458-23_03bNIPPLE CLAMPS: The nipple is one of the most sensitive spots on your lover’s body. In fact, for women, the sensation from the nipple travels to the same part of the brain as sensations from the vagina and clitoris. Logic will tell you that your climax can only intensify if you simultaneously pleasure your nipples along with your genitals. The next time you find yourself at play, add some feather nipple clamps to keep your nipples perked with pleasure, while the super-soft feathers delicately tickle your sensitive skin for even more stimulation.

CUFFS: Consensual restraint is another very simple way to quickly increase your partner’s pleasure. Very much like sensory deprivation, restraining a lover’s arms puts the dominant partner in complete power. Not only is this level of trust as sexy as you can get, but this leaves the comfortably cuffed partner with exceptionally heightened sensitivity as they anticipate what will happen next.


REAL TALK! Introducing BDSM to Clueless Noobs

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I was seriously taken aback this week when a new friend confided in me that someone she knows is involved in something that’s “just not normal.” Being the offspring of a genuine yenta, I just had to nudge and prod until she finally burst – “She beats people for a living and that’s just not normal!”

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Our Fetish Fantasy Series Sub & Dom Kit is the perfect introduction for curious kinksters.


I’ve been in this industry a few years now and it’s been a while since being confronted with “normal people” who harbor less sex-positive perspectives. When I heard that foreign statement I went into like, borderline panic attack mode, all like, oh my god I just made this new friend but she doesn’t think BDSM is normal and I like BDSM so that means she’s gonna think I’m a freak and I don’t wanna lose my friend but I also don’t wanna silence my own values and AHHHH!!!!

Once my anxiety settled, I was able to come back to Earth and realize that this is her problem – not mine; that whatever her view is does not invalidate mine. It also became quite clear that my friend is entirely uneducated about the wonderful world of fetish.

“The satisfaction gained from S&M is something far more than sex,” explains Roy Baumeister, Ph.D., a social psychologist at Case Western Reserve University. “It can be a total emotional release.”

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Our Fetish Fantasy Series Bamboo Slap Happy is my fav spanker right now.

Different people may have different fetishes for different reasons, but many of us will agree that we achieve a total catharsis after a scene or a spank. It’s actually been proven that spanking releases endorphins that just make you feel super relaxed and incredible. Think of it like when someone snaps a rubber band around the wrist to ease anxious thoughts, or the zen someone feels during a long tattoo sesh. Making this concept more relatable should help your noob better understand these practices.

A lot of people who are afraid of BDSM may connect it with abuse, so it’s really important to explain the principles that we ALL abide by in this community – Safe, Sane, and Consensual. It is known and respected by everyone that all activities are performed safely – yes, there are some places you can hit and some places that you can’t, and a trustworthy Dom(me) will know this. We also only ever play in a “sane” environment i.e. a sensible frame of mind, and all acts are completely consensual. It’s imperative that partners discuss exactly what is going to occur before it happens so the receiver can agree to everything beforehand.

Sometimes simply sharing that you are part of this community is more than enough to help “normalize” a typically taboo topic. The more we “come out”, the more people will see that, hey, there are actually a ton of people who feel this way, and it becomes less and less foreign to them. Awareness is the first step to acceptance, but at the end of the day you must never forget – this is yo’ gotdamn life, and the only person whose opinion matters is YOURS.

Sexpert Sabrina Dropkick can be reached for more kinky questions and other curiosities at Pipedream Sexperts or by email at 

Summer Sex Tips from Sexpert Sabrina + Lover’s Lane!

sabrinadropkickToday we bring you another post from our favorite Pipedream sexpert - Sabrina Dropkick. With summer now in full force, it’s the perfect time to read about how to bring a little coolness into your sex life. Sabrina is here to tell us all about it and give us her sexpert scoop on what to try, when to try it, and who to try it with! Read on to find out the adult sex toys you’ll want to help you cool down in the sexiest of fashions this summer.

Now that summer’s officially been unleashed, it’s getting hothothot over here in Porn Valley. Like, it’s getting way too hot for some of us to even get hot – you know, in that more desirable, similarly sweaty sort of way. Especially when I come home red-faced and sweat-drenched after a 90-something degree outdoor roller derby practice, the last thing I wanna do is sweat some more, and then have someone else’s sweat drip dropping all over me, turning my sheets into a salty wet nap.

So what is a Professional Pervert to do when the SoCal heat has exhausted me to the point of lady blue balls? Well, I actually took a lesson learned from roller derby with this one – if what you’re doing isn’t working… then freakin’ try something else!

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Kink Therapy for the Shockingly Vanilla

pd3723-00When you’re an eccentric individual and a sex toy enthusiast, stereotypes are a familiar, amusing, and occasionally annoying occurrence. Most outsiders and even close friends assume that the whips and chains, glass dildos and lifelike faux penises I use in my educational presentations come from my own bedroom. Contrary to what may seem obvious, my enthusiasm for adult toys goes beyond what I choose to bring into my personal life. Preaching the gospel of vibrators, lubes, and FantaFlesh is about helping others find their spark. It doesn’t matter that I’ll never have the applicable equipment to use the RotoBator or that giant ball gags aren’t on my wish list. When I teach others about toys, I carry my exuberance to every item regardless of how much I may or may not enjoy having a particular toy in my own collection.

Pipedream’s Shock Therapy line had crossed my path a few times while working in adult novelty retail. I’d bring the various pieces to the attention of customers who were looking for something out-of-the-ordinary, but I never really gave the products much thought beyond my sales pitch. Though I recently began working exclusively for Pipedream, the line still seemed like something I’d probably never have to touch with the batteries in place. Imagine my surprise when I viewed the toy roster for my first employee product training and found that I would not only have to speak knowledgeably about these torture devices, but I would have to demonstrate them before a group of trainees.

To say that I dislike pain is an understatement. I run screaming in the other direction from anything that could possibly be physically painful. With that said, consider how, with some coaxing from one of our sales reps, I am now a confident fan of Pipedream’s Shock Therapy products. Touching the metal of the Pleasure Probe or donning the Luv Gloves went from terrifying to fun in a matter of minutes. At first, the shock felt a little like touching a door knob in winter, better known as “static electricity,” but don’t let that description scare you. Once I overcame my fear and kept a handle on the conductive surfaces, the shock felt more like a vibrating pulse, albeit with an edge. The intensity of the shock and the quickness of the pulses can be changed with the flick of a switch, press of a button, or turn of the dial depending on which Shock Therapy product you’ve got zappin’.

pd3723-10_02This tiny device isn’t necessarily meant to punish a submissive lover, though it can certainly be used that way. The electricity causes the contacted muscles to contract, much in the same way that certain parts of the body experience contractions at the peak of sexual activity. After building up a lot of senseless fear over this rather delightful toy, the take-away from my experience is this: If I can do it, then so can you! And as for my first employee product training session featuring a live shock demonstration? The Shock line was a hit!

Colleen Godin is Pipedream’s Event and Training Representative and can be contacted via email at