If Fifty Shades of Grey has you feeling fifty shades of annoyed over the fifty million Facebook posts bombarding your feed, take heart. Even if you’re steering clear of the book and movie, you can still take advantage of the best part of the hype: the sex toys! Retailers are stocking up on more than just handcuffs and Ben-Wa balls. If you hate the idea of being tied up and a ball gag makes you… well.. .gag, there are still plenty of options for toy lovers and first-timers. Forget Christian Grey. Anastasia is missing out on the fun and fulfillment of self-pleasure!
G-spot goddesses, take note – the latest addition to our Wow! line does all the work for you! See that curved tip? Instead of awkwardly maneuvering the toy with your hand, just click the button and that curved end repeatedly bends in the same “come hither” finger motion recommended for discovering your G-spot. Two powerful motors, located within the curved tip and inside the cute, little bunny at the base, offer seven different vibration patterns to kick things up a bit. The control system lets you choose the intensity of your alone time: with or without vibration in either motor, plus the option for a vibrate-only mode without the wiggling of the G-Motion. One look at this silicone wonder tells you everything you need to know – you definitely won’t be spotting this toy in Fifty Shades.
Crush Luv Bug
Silicone toys are all the rage at the moment, and with good reason. This material does, in fact, contain pores, but they are so tiny that icky bacteria can’t grow within them. Our brand new Crush line hopes to make the silicone trend a mainstay, offering 18 unique pieces, each with their own shape, size, and color. The Luv Bug is a great way to begin your crush on body-safe toys. This little guy is only 3 inches long, but he packs a punch with 10 vibration patterns and a strong motor that vibrates his antennae. Plus, his pretty purple is as far away from dull grey as you can get!
Neon Luv Touch Mini Mite
Whether you’re a veteran toy collector or can hardly navigate the landscape of a crowded adult boutique, the Mini Mite is a standard that doesn’t disappoint. The Neon line puts a colorful touch on an old favorite, turning your “red room” into a rainbow of toys. The soft Luv Touch powder coating and 4 interchangeable caps offer fun textures. Though this toy only features a single speed, I doubt you’ll be dissatisfied. The Mini Mite and pocket rockets like it are toy drawer staples for a reason – they’re intensely strong. Maybe Anastasia would have passed up Mr. Grey altogether if she had one of these babies next to her bed!
iSex USB Massage Kit
Pipedream steps into the tech game with iSex, a full line of USB-powered vibrating pieces designed to travel wherever you go. Plug one into your laptop during a Skype session with your long-distance lover, or take advantage of those new USB ports installed in the bedside lamps at hotels on your next business trip. The iSex Massage Kit takes everyone’s old favorite – the high-speed bullet – and adds 3 extra cap options for sensation play. This no-frills collection of classics has something for everyone, from anal beads to nipple clamps. The fresh, pearly-white shine of each piece adds a clean touch, perfecting for chasing away all those Grey days.