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A Guide to Choosing Your First Sex Toy

I know – you want your first dildo or vibe but don’t know what to buy ‘cause you’re not even sure what type of stimulation you want. Unfortunately this is one of those situations where you just have to take a ride in order to figure it out. Luckily, there are plenty of super affordable toys that span all of your options for pleasure.

Clit Stimulation

Screen Shot 2015-05-21 at 4.03.15 PMFor sole clit stimulation, the iSex Bullet is where it’s at. Not only is it super affordable, but you’ll never have to suffer the horrific reality of dead batteries. This baby roars to life with a simple plug-in to any USB port, and I mean it when I say it roars! This has seriously got to be one of the most powerful clit stimulators on the market. And best of all – it’s only ten bucks!

Dual Stimulation

pd1171-11_03The Le Reve Butterfly is legit the first thing I suggest to friends who ask for help when choosing their first toy. The rabbit-style vibe is definitely the most popular in dual stimulators, but some of them can be pretty intimidating in size. The Butterfly is just 3.25-inches long and 1.1-inches wide (think two fingers for size comparison). The feature that makes this vibe as so unicorn-special, though, is the butterfly’s antennas. Unlike typical rabbit vibes with flimsy, fluttering ears, the antennas are sturdy enough to push up against the clit, surrounding it with incredible vibrations.

Non-Vibrating

pd5502-29_05Simply put – rubber dildos are always going to be the most affordable dildos on the market. It’s true – some people have allergic reactions to this type of material, but I can tell you that, personally, I’ve never had a problem. The porous material just means you have to be super-duper hygienic with your rubber dildo, cleaning it after and before use, and ceasing use immediately upon irritation. I’d suggest our 7” King Cock because its tapered tip allows you to slowly ease into its size. My fav feature about it has got to be the suction-cup base because if you’ve never fucked a wall before, you have no idea what you’re missing.

Anal Stimulation

Screen Shot 2015-05-21 at 4.49.20 PMWhen choosing an anal plug, dildo, or vibe, you gotta make sure it has a wide or curved base so that it doesn’t slip too far inside. (Yes, that’s a thing that can actually happen, so please play safe!) You’ll want to start with a finger before graduating to a small (I repeat, SMALL) plug or dildo, then work your way up to whatever size is best for you. When purchasing an anal toy, pay special attention to the measurements, specifically the width or diameter. I’d suggest first-timers try out our super-smooth Mini Silicone Plug from the Anal Fantasy Collection. And don’t forget the lube! Like, a lot of lube.

Redefining April Showers: Sexpert Sabrina’s Top Springtime Sex Toys

Fuck May flowers, you guys, cause we’re about to make it rain… in yo’ pants!!! No, seriously, if you’ve never squirted before, then these springtime sex toys are totes gonna push you to your very own April showers.

Rabbits are the essential vibe in any sane person’s toy box. It’s super, duper rare for vag-wielding peeps to cum from penetration alone, so dual stimulators like the classic rabbit are imperative for some of us to get off. Some people don’t like penetration at all, though, but still crave the clit engulfing goodness of a rabbit’s fluttering clit stim. No worries, frandz, ‘cause we’ve got a new kind of rabbit who will get the job done – and it’s rechargeable!!!!

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For those pre-emptive summer days of too hot to handle temps, you gotta get at some glass toys. The heat can make it impossible for some of us to enjoy a good sack sesh because fuck sweat, so coooooooool it down by chilling a glass toy in ice-filled water. Got a case of the Millennial ADD? Go for Ceramix – the dildos are hollow for immediate temperature play.

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Itching for a new toy but aren’t sure where to start? Feel free to hit me up with your kinky curiosities any time at sabrina@pipedreamproducts.com.

 

College of Copulation: ABCs of Anal Sex

Sabrina I Love AnalIt makes my pervy little heart swell with ecstasy to see that the anal sex taboo is beginning to ease. Every so often, though, my ladyboner is totally inverted by stories of first-time anal goers with sad butts because they went too big, too hard, too fast. Sure, the whole “learn by doing” thing usually works like a charm – but most people just cannot immediately go balls deeps into their butt. So please, keep your pants on for just another few minutes and get yourself anal-sex-educated!

Anal training: Not only do you gotta educate yo’ noggin, but your butt hole’s got some work to do too. See, the reason why anal sex usually hurts is ‘cause your butt hole is tight as shit (no pun intended… okay maybe a little…) Vaginal canals are naturally malleable, whereas butt holes need some assistance. Before you dive into that hardcore anal pounding, you’re gonna have to start small and slow. There are actually anal training kits that consist of a bunch of plugs that gradually increase in size to help your butt hole slowly and comfortably stretch and maintain elasticity. I suggest wearing a plug at least once a day, during sex or even during your chores, and level-up your size week by week. Never force anything in, though. If, even with lube, it hurts too much – STOOOPPPP!!!!!

Our AFC silicone plugs make the perfect anal training kit.

Our AFC silicone plugs make the perfect anal training kit.

Beads: One of the most common anal toys, most people dig anal beads ’cause of the popping sensation they offer when you shove ‘em in and yank ‘em out. I definitely suggest these for more experienced anal players – if your butt hole isn’t acquainted well enough (i.e. you haven’t done your anal training), then you definitely risk tearing with this type of play. Ouch. Yeah, I don’t think you need the details about this one – just trust me, a broken butt hole sucks.

Double Penetration: Usually abbreviated to DP, it’s when someone is penetrated in both their vag and butt holes simultaneously. If there’s two dicks/dildos in one butt hole, it’s considered Double Anal (DA).

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This thin, tapered dildo is perfect for first-time pegging.

Lube: Okay, I know you know what lube is, duh. But I just had to include it because it’s like, the most important aspect of anal sex, next to anal training, of course. Your butt doesn’t naturally lubricate like a vag does, and we all know that too much dry friction during sex is, like, really not fun. To ease insertion and penetration, silicone lube is where it’s at. It’s super-duper slick and doesn’t dry up like water-based lubes, so your sack sesh won’t be interrupted for multiple reapplications. Just remember – you can never, ever, everrrrr use silicone lube with silicone toys because, long story short, silicone molecules play well with others but not with themselves. Translation: when two silicone items make contact, the materials kinda meld together and damage the toy(s).

Pegging: My all-time favorite kind of sex – out of the entire encyclopedia of awesome things that you can do with your genitals – pegging is typically defined as a cisgendered woman who fucks a cisgendered man in the butt with a strap-on. If you don’t know what cisgendered means, then check out this earlier College of Copulation of gender and sexuality vocab.

Plug: Probably the most common toy used for anal. I suggest using plugs for your anal training because (most of the time) they can sit comfortably in your hole and between your cheeks no matter how long the duration of play or wear. I really love glass plugs because they’re soooo smooooooth and usually ease in pretty well – plus the safety benefits and easy cleaning of a nonporous material.

P-Spot: The prostate gland is the thing that makes anal sex super ridiculously good for dick-wielding individuals. Think of it like the G-Spot of the vagina.

EXTRA CREDIT!!! Here are some diagrams of butts because education!

Welcome to the Freak Show
Exploring “Weird” Sex Toys, Part 3

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What the hell is “weird” anyway? Strange and bizarre; “unusual or surprising in a way that is unsettling or hard to understand.” Sometimes we’re afraid of the unknown and instead of exploring our curiosities and filling ourselves with the knowledge of experience, we quickly dismiss things we don’t understand.

Well guess what — ignorance ain’t bliss, people, especially in your pants! You may have popped your cherry years ago, but there’s still like, an infinite source of sensations to explore. Broaden the horizons of your ecstasy and experiment with a new shape, a new texture, or even a new fetish!

Fantasy X-tensions Vibrating Real Feel 2” Extension

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“But I can’t feel anything!” he may complain. Oh, well that’s convenient because I can’t feel anything either when you cum and I don’t. The female orgasm is so flippin’ underrepresented that some dinguses think it’s actually a myth. Just because it takes a little extra work to bring a vag to climax doesn’t mean you’re off the hook. Most people can’t cum from penetration alone anyway – our clit is where the action really is. That’s where this bomb ass Fantasy X-tension comes in. Not only does it feature a super-powerful clit stimulator, but the tight shaft and stretchy ball strap will keep your partner hard so the pounding can prevail on even if his boner doesn’t. – no excuses!!

Shock Therapy Professional Wireless Electro-Massage Kit

electrosex, estimThe words “Shock Therapy” may instill some uncomfortable visions of like, lobotomies and shit, but I swear that electrosex is the shit! The OG Shock Therapy Kit is actually a staple in the day-to-day office life here at Pipedream Headquarters. I could name at least five employees other than myself who keep one at their desk for tense shoulders and achey backs – true story. Regardless of the intricate control unit, the OG Shock unit remains on of our best-selling toys. But we heard your pleas for an upgrade so we stepped up our game with the new-and-improved Wireless Electro-Massage Kit. The wireless pads allow more freedom of movement and the easy-to-use control unit even features a diagram with suggested placement inspired by the ancient Chinese pressure points. Enjoy a deep tissue massage or add some jolt to your next sack sesh.

Icicles No. 49

anal plug, bondage, floggerThis shit just makes me laugh – and that’s totally cool! Personally, I think a lot of people take sex way too seriously. If laughing is one of the most enjoyable feels in the world, then what’s wrong with combining it with the other most enjoyable feel in the world? The Icicles flogger is actually a top-seller and best-reviewed toy – and it deserves the title, too. The butt plug is everything an anal aficionado looks for – super-smooth, tapered tip, thin neck, wide base – and the flogger’s bunch of super-soft leather tresses offer everything from a light tease to a sharp bite.

You may be thinking, uh, okay, so what about this perfect product makes you giggle? Furries. Okay, maybe not furries themselves, because I’m not tryna dismiss anyone’s sexual taste, but wearing this plug totally makes me feel like some sorta BDSM horse goddess who doesn’t even need a Dom(me) ‘cause I can flog myself with this bad boy! We actually whipped it out during my last appearance on Veteran porn star Ginger Lynn’s podcast “Blame It On Ginger,” where my girl got a kick out of this Icicle in the very same fashion, popping it in and trotting around the studio – beaming – as we cackled every time she paused to swing her hips and wag her “tail” or spank herself. You gotta check out the show on skidrowstudios.com.

REAL TALK! A Pegging Manifesto

I don’t really know how else to put it – pegging is the shit. For the n00bs who have no idea what I’m talking about – pegging is the term for when someone uses a strap-on to butt fuck someone else. Seriously! It’s probably, like, my number one favorite sex act ever. I just really love screwing with gender roles and there’s a certain dominance that overwhelms me when I’ve got a grizzly dude on their hands and knees. Plus, what better way to stick it to the patriarchy then to stick it in their ass?

Unfortunately, I had to learn my pegging etiquette the hard way (lol hard) by trial and error. If it’s your first time, keep these things in mind for the safest, most pleasurable experience.

Lube. Lube, lube, lube, lube, lube. Use lube, and use a lot of it. Butt holes don’t naturally lubricate the way our other orifices do, so you gotta help a brother out. Personally, I prefer silicone lube because it’s super-duper slick and a little lasts a looooong time, whereas water-based lubes dry up and must be continuously reapplied. Some people are divas and think silicone lube is annoying to clean up – and you know what I’ve got to say about that? Quit yer bitchin! A few extra minutes of cleanup is worth keeping that precious, uber-sensitive butt hole happy. There is one little problem with silicone lube, though – you can’t use it with silicone toys. But don’t you fret! If you’ve got a silicone cock, water-based lube is just fine, and will only ensure an even more wet and wild ride!

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Smooth, tapered, AND glow-in-the-dark?! YES PLEASE!!!!

If the person you’re pegging has little to no experience with anal – DO NOT DIVE IN DICK FIRST!!! Our butt holes actually need to be trained to maintain a certain elasticity that a good anal pounding requires. Before you even invest in a super dope harness and the big, glittery cock of your dreams – try some finger play with your partner first, to make sure they even like it. Once a finger becomes more and more comfortable, upgrade to a small toy, then gradually work your way up. Make sure the plugs and dildos you choose have a tapered tip to ease insertion and a base that’s wider than the toy’s widest point so it doesn’t get lost forever (or really, until an embarrassing hospital visit…) I suggest using smoooooooth, tapered toys with no drag for beginners solo anal use - glass, metal, and ceramic are perfect – and softer materials like silicone and PVC for strap-on use. Though hard materials slide the best, I don’t let other people use them on me because one wrong movement is just, like… oooouuuuuccccchhh!!!!!!

Now, if you’re gonna dive into the poop shoot, you’re gonna need to be prepared for the not-so mystery that lies inside. There’s just no way around it and no way to put it lightly – there’s poop up there. It’s just a biological fact. You can enema all you want, you can starve yourself all day (which I seriously don’t even recommend for any reason ever), but there’s still gonna be poop up there… AND THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT. To the person being pegged – don’t you ever be ashamed of your bodily functions. To the person doing the pegging – don’t you ever shame someone for their bodily functions. If you can’t stomach the possibility of poo, then you have no business pegging.

A lot of cis straight dudes get super skeeved out when considering pegging, like they have to defend their heterosexuality. But, uh, guess what guys – every cis dude has a prostate, and every prostate feels AWESOME when you get at it. Period. It’s just, like, science. Also, FYI, your sexual identity is not defined by the sexual acts you perform or even the sex partner(s) you have – it’s whatever YOU identify as. And even if getting it up the butt did make you gay – so what? There’s nothing wrong with being gay anyway.

REAL TALK! Introducing Threesomes… to Your Boyfriend

I’m flooded with sex ed questions, both in and out of the industry, now that word’s spread I’m a Sexpert. REAL TALK! will cover, well, real questions that real people have really asked me, and the answers that I really gave them, and really, truly believe in. 

Question: I don’t know how to say this without sounding like a total slut… but I LOVE threesomes. When I first met my boyfriend I thought he like, cured me of needing double the dick. But puppy love has faded and now I’m craving it again. How could I ever ask my boyfriend for a threesome without the risk of losing him? HELP!!!

I've totes had this conversation with my boyfriend. Not only did we survive, but we still actually like each other!

By the way, I’ve totes had this conversation with my boyfriend before. Not only did we survive, but we actually still really, really like each other too!

Answer: Okay, first thing’s first – yeah, you kinda do sound like a slut… and there’s nothing wrong with that! In fact, we really, really love sluts! Seriously, I’m a huge slut advocate and was bred by generations of sluts. I’m not sure when “slut” became a disdainful term, but all it means is someone who has a lot of sex.  I’m pretty sure a decent majority of the world has sex and probably really fricken’ enjoys it… so why are we trash talkin’ our friends who get to have a lot of it? (Pure jealousy, that’s why.)

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The ring on the top of the shaft acts as a performance-enhancing cock ring, while the slim, veiny dildo features a tapered tip to ease insertion, offering the thrill of double penetration without involving another partner!

Anyway, my dear sister slut, there are two routes you could go with this – simply ask or don’t ask. Whichever path you take, honesty is going to be imperative. The shorter, easier answer is the latter, though, so let’s smack that one out the way.

Whether you’re into two in the pink, or one in the pink and one in the stink, we’ve got a plethora of DP strap-ons to satisfy your hunger for all of the cock with none of the additional partners. The pleasure possibilities are endless with our Fetish Fantasy Series strap-ons – we’ve got solid DP strap-ons, hollow strap-ons, vibrating and non-vibrating, realistic and non-phallic… We even offer a less invasive, more discrete harness-free DP strap-on – Double Trouble from the Anal Fantasy Collection.

Now, the first, more complicated answer is to simply ask; to be completely honest with yourself and with your partner about your sexual desires and needs. Reassure your partner that this in no way means they’re not good enough or even simply enough for you. Let them know how much you love their brain and heart and hard-on. Maybe even sneak a hand down their pants amidst the conversation, proving just how hot that both they and this new kinky possibility makes you. Indulge with them your fantasy, and don’t leave out one single wet, tense, and explosive detail. You may be pleasantly surprised by your partner’s reaction to this genuine expression.

If it doesn’t go quite as you had hoped, be sure to reassure your partner that you won’t abandon them over this, that you won’t cheat on them, and that you don’t expect them to understand or agree to such a sudden and unexpected request. Maybe they’ll digest the information and eventually come around to the idea. And maybe they won’t. But as long as you remain honest to yourself and with your partner about your feelings and needs, everything will work out just the way it needs to be.

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If your partner simply doesn’t enjoy any of the above and you can’t imagine a future without them, then we’ve also got tons of multi-stimulating vibes so you can get stuffed all by yourself! Our WOW! Total Ecstasy 2 was meticulously designed with a traditional rabbit ears clit stimulator, squirming shaft with rotating beads, anal teaser, three speeds, seven functions, and is sculpted to excite with our super-soft body-safe Elite Silicone. Needless to say, this vibe offers every single sensation you could ever possibly want or need for mind-blowing masturbation.

Inquiries, opinions, suggestions, and love can be sent to your favorite Sexpert anytime via email at Sabrina@pipedreamproducts.com