Above, our booth dominated the entrance at ANME! Below, the only good picture of me from the entire freakin' show, with Pipedream alum & photographer Boots Bryant.
I spent the past few days hanging out in a giant room full of dicks (and lube and bondage gear and lingerie, oh my!), and by that I mean I was at ANME, the Adult Novelty Manufacturer Expo. Any adult manufacturer who’s anybody was there to show off their goods, make some sweet sales, and mingle with their fellow industry folk.
I was psyched to check out my first adult trade show and, holy shit, was this perv beyond satisfied! I ate ice cream topped with chocolate and pomegranate lube. I shared air with James Deen, the only pretty boy to ever make my panties wet with a mere smile (shut up, he’s just so pretty!) And I got the inside scoop on all the new and innovative products debuting in the novelty industry this season. Not to toot my own horn or anything, but this is like, a really big deal – this stuff is so new, some of it hasn’t even reached our own site yet! It’s your lucky day though, bitches and bastards (they’re terms of endearment, I swear!), because I had my Super Secret Sexpert Spy Cam handy to snap some pics of all the shiny new toys. Here are a few that got me really riled up!
Left, a wood paddle breaks on my ass; Middle, our Bamboo Slap Happy can be seen 5th from the right; Right, debuting our Metal Beater.
Long story short, I have a huge ass and it likes to be beaten… hard. Wood paddles are one of my favorite spanking tools because the impact is intense, and this material always leaves a bone-chilling sting. Problem? My big ass breaks them all the time! That’s why I can’t wait to bring home our new Bamboo Slap Happy. It’s long enough for the spanker to get a good grip on it while leaving enough room to reach across the entire ass – yes, even my monstrous booty! And it’s thick enough to endure the impact against a massive ass too. I’m pretty pumped about our new Metal Beater as well. Metal should withstand my ass, right? Or maybe I’ve got some undiscovered superpower ass strength! Shit, now I can’t decide which result I’m hoping for more…
Our Shock Therapy Luv Paddle is seen here with three other spankin' new products -- Shock Therapy Luv Gloves, Spinning Nipple Stimulators, and DP Hollow Strap On.
Another new item that’s got my tushy tingling with excitement is our Shock Therapy Luv Paddle. This heart-shaped leather paddle features metal studs that leave a sizzling sting even without the shock. But turn that bad boy on and your subject gets an extra jolt with every spank! And guess what – we’re gonna make it a little easier for you to get off with the release of those hard-to-find Shock Therapy Replacement Batteries too!
The Boobie Beer Bong. Do I really have to say more about it? Boobs. Beer. DUH.
Attending ANME proved my recent suspicions to be true — I’m not alone in my love of “weird” sex, you guys! I spoke with some of our stupendous sales people after the three-day long expo, and it turns out our recently expanded Fetish Fantasy Extreme line was a huge hit! According to Sales Manager Lynn Swanson, retailers flocked to our expansive FFE wall, intrigued by the simple fact that they were seeing new products catering to interesting fetishes they may not have been familiar with before. We saw unexpected loads of excitement for our new chastity devices, as well as the immense growth of our line of exquisite Le Réve vibes.
Wanna know more about our upcoming released? Hit up Sexpert Sabrina Dropkick at Sabrina@PipedreamProducts.com. You can also always anonymously inquire with the Sexperts here.