Tag Archive for Discreet Massagers

Welcome to the Freak Show
Exploring “Weird” Sex Toys, Part 3

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What the hell is “weird” anyway? Strange and bizarre; “unusual or surprising in a way that is unsettling or hard to understand.” Sometimes we’re afraid of the unknown and instead of exploring our curiosities and filling ourselves with the knowledge of experience, we quickly dismiss things we don’t understand.

Well guess what — ignorance ain’t bliss, people, especially in your pants! You may have popped your cherry years ago, but there’s still like, an infinite source of sensations to explore. Broaden the horizons of your ecstasy and experiment with a new shape, a new texture, or even a new fetish!

Fantasy X-tensions Vibrating Real Feel 2” Extension

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“But I can’t feel anything!” he may complain. Oh, well that’s convenient because I can’t feel anything either when you cum and I don’t. The female orgasm is so flippin’ underrepresented that some dinguses think it’s actually a myth. Just because it takes a little extra work to bring a vag to climax doesn’t mean you’re off the hook. Most people can’t cum from penetration alone anyway – our clit is where the action really is. That’s where this bomb ass Fantasy X-tension comes in. Not only does it feature a super-powerful clit stimulator, but the tight shaft and stretchy ball strap will keep your partner hard so the pounding can prevail on even if his boner doesn’t. – no excuses!!

Shock Therapy Professional Wireless Electro-Massage Kit

electrosex, estimThe words “Shock Therapy” may instill some uncomfortable visions of like, lobotomies and shit, but I swear that electrosex is the shit! The OG Shock Therapy Kit is actually a staple in the day-to-day office life here at Pipedream Headquarters. I could name at least five employees other than myself who keep one at their desk for tense shoulders and achey backs – true story. Regardless of the intricate control unit, the OG Shock unit remains on of our best-selling toys. But we heard your pleas for an upgrade so we stepped up our game with the new-and-improved Wireless Electro-Massage Kit. The wireless pads allow more freedom of movement and the easy-to-use control unit even features a diagram with suggested placement inspired by the ancient Chinese pressure points. Enjoy a deep tissue massage or add some jolt to your next sack sesh.

Icicles No. 49

anal plug, bondage, floggerThis shit just makes me laugh – and that’s totally cool! Personally, I think a lot of people take sex way too seriously. If laughing is one of the most enjoyable feels in the world, then what’s wrong with combining it with the other most enjoyable feel in the world? The Icicles flogger is actually a top-seller and best-reviewed toy – and it deserves the title, too. The butt plug is everything an anal aficionado looks for – super-smooth, tapered tip, thin neck, wide base – and the flogger’s bunch of super-soft leather tresses offer everything from a light tease to a sharp bite.

You may be thinking, uh, okay, so what about this perfect product makes you giggle? Furries. Okay, maybe not furries themselves, because I’m not tryna dismiss anyone’s sexual taste, but wearing this plug totally makes me feel like some sorta BDSM horse goddess who doesn’t even need a Dom(me) ‘cause I can flog myself with this bad boy! We actually whipped it out during my last appearance on Veteran porn star Ginger Lynn’s podcast “Blame It On Ginger,” where my girl got a kick out of this Icicle in the very same fashion, popping it in and trotting around the studio – beaming – as we cackled every time she paused to swing her hips and wag her “tail” or spank herself. You gotta check out the show on skidrowstudios.com.

Analysis Paralysis of the Pleasurable Kind
Choosing the Right Vibe in a Sea of Sex Tech

As a veteran of adult novelty retail, I can attest to the importance of an enthusiastic, knowledgeable sales associate. Before I hopped planes on a regular basis for Pipedream, my home was behind the counter of an adult store chain that prioritized sex education. I know from experience that a lackluster employee can easily dissuade a buyer from making the right purchase. Even worse, a customer might be convinced to pay for something that’s completely useless for their needs, painful to use, or leaves them with a terrible impression of the otherwise amazing world of sexual enhancement products. Before you drop a single dime on one of retail’s infamously unreturnable items, assess your needs, get educated, and impress your local pleasure retailer with your new sex toy geek status.

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Figure Out Your Body’s Needs

Sex toys can seem relatively simple… until you step into an adult boutique. There are options for your insides and outsides (and sometimes both!), and toy design has moved far beyond skinny, plastic vibrators and The Rabbit. When I used to coach customers on how to choose a toy, the first question I asked involved thinking about what body parts are the most desirable to stimulate. Do you prefer stimulation internally or externally? Do you need a little of both to enjoy using a toy? Is anal play something you’d like to add? Once you figure out what parts you’d like the toy to please, the decision-making process becomes a lot easier.

Go Big or Go Home (Happily With a Small Toy)

I think we all know by now that bigger isn’t always better when it comes to sex. When I’m on the road working with retail sales associates, one of the most common complaints is that many toys, despite otherwise good design, are just too big. Think about what you like when you’re with a partner or alone, or what you’d like to try now that you have a plethora of toys from which to choose. If hearty girth and length feel good from a human, you might enjoy the same from something silicone. If a couple fingers or stimulation around the entrance are turn-ons, go for something small and powerful with multi-speed options or an insertable vibe no larger than your hand. It’s usually more comfortable to start small and move up in size if needed, but if you know you like it big, then go for it!

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Need for Speed (or Not)

Vibrators have come a long way since “slow,” “medium,” and “fast.” The amount of rumbling, tumbling, and twirling options are enough to confuse even the savviest of toy connoisseurs. When it comes to power, there are different kinds of vibrations in addition to intensity levels. Some toys produce a “buzzy” vibration, which is a fluttery, surface-level sensation, often compared to what it might feel like to trap a large swarm of angry bees in a tin can. “Rumbly” vibes are the toy equivalent of a deep tissue massage. They resonate from the core of the vibrator deep into the body, and feel like sitting on the amp of a bass guitar. The best way to test whatever kind of vibe you’re seeking is to visit an adult shop that allows customers to view toys outside of the box, fully charged or with batteries. In the end, you might decide a good ol’ dildo without any power at all is the right choice.

Do Your Research

Before you begin browsing adults-only shops, you have lots of options to see how your toy of choice has fared for other users. There is a seemingly endless amount of pleasure product enthusiasts who regularly test popular toys for their personal blogs. Companies often distribute products to these veteran toy users for the purpose of a fair, unbiased review. Not every toy can be found on review websites, but all of the latest advances in sexual technology usually garner an opinion from the blogging community. When searching for a good blog to follow, look for a writer that takes different body types and activity preferences into account. A good adult toy reviewer will understand that a toy they thought was horrible might be perfect for someone else. You’ll have the best chances of understanding what a sex toy can do for you when a blogger pays attention to the material, functions, and options for use.

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Hit The Shops!

Although it can be tempting to hide behind a computer screen, choosing a toy from a brick-and-mortar store is a smarter choice if you’re not 100% confident in your purchase. A reliable retailer will employ sales associates with knowledge of how to use adult products, what kind of experience most products provide, and the kind of questions to ask customers to ensure they’re sent home satisfied. Retailer websites and Yelp reviews can help you decide which store holds the most qualified employees. If possible (and it absolutely should be possible at stores that promote sex ed.), ask a clerk to let you take the toy out of the box. If it requires batteries, staff can usually get a vibrator up and running so you can see all the details for yourself. If it’s a rechargeable toy, many stores will already have a charged-up version on the counter. Some shops even hold classes and seminars on adult pleasure products and living a healthy, happy sex life. Finding the most up-to-date retailer in your area is the final step in upping your status as a sex toy tech geek (and being a geek of sex is never a bad thing).

SNEAK PEEK: Crush, iSex, and King Cock

We can’t keep our panties on in anticipation of ANME! Our massive booth has already been in production all week, we’ve got a slew of new products added to some of our already best-selling lines… but what we’re super-duper stoked about is the debut of THREE completely new collections!

Okay, this is the part where you run to the bathroom, check your hair and swig some mouthwash, because we’re about to introduce you to your new bedside besties!

crush-sweet-heart-3dJust like that special someone who runs through your mind all day – you’ll never forget your first Crush! This 18-piece collection of silicone vibrators is made from our exclusive medical-grade Elite Silicone that’s phthalate-free, latex-free, hypoallergenic, and completely body-safe. These waterproof wonders feature 10 super-powerful pulsation patterns, 3 distinct sizes, and 18 completely unique shapes and textured. From sensuous and seductive clit stimulators to sophisticated and exquisite dual vibes, you’re sure to find a Crush that you can fall in love with over and over and over again!

news-anme-previewGive “plug-n-play” a whole new meaning with iSex, our 9-piece collection of portable USB-powered pleasure devices. There’s no need for batteries – just plug into the USB port of your computer, car, or cell phone plug, and you’re instantly ready for fun! We’ve included all your playtime essentials such as bullets, strokers, and even a vibrating nipple clamp, which are all easy-to-use, perfect for beginners, TSA-approved, and eco-friendly. They’re perfect for college students, long distance video chats, solo stroking sessions, office rendezvous, road trips, and any other time you need plug-n-play satisfaction.

We’re super excited about our first collection to be conceived and produced at our brand new manufacturing facility. King Cock is the ultimate collection of dildos that looks and feels just like the rock-hard stud you’ve always fantasized about! Every vein, every shaft, and every head is carefully handcrafted with detail to give you the most realistic experience ever imagined. Each dildo features a strong suction-cup base that sticks to nearly any flat surface and offers harness compatibility for strap-on fun. They’re all phthalate-free, latex-free, body-safe, hypoallergenic, and best of all, they’re proudly made in the USA so you can enjoy every masterpiece with confidence.

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Recipes for Pleasure: How to Have the Most Vibrant Orgasm with Neon!

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Look how stoked this silhouette is! It’s obvs ’cause she just had the WORLD’S GREATEST ORGASM!!!!

Even though I’m pretty proud of overcoming Only Child Syndrome, I can still get pretty bratty sometimes – I want it all, and I want it now! This totally spills into my solo sex life. I just want to feel all of the things so I can have the best possible orgasm, is that so much to ask?! Nope, not at all, and our newest Neon Luv Touch items offer everything you need to bring you the brightest blast off.

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STEP 1: Warmup with the Fantasy Kit’s Warming Massage Lotion, rubbing it all over your most sensitive spots (don’t forget the nips!) Really get to know your body. Arousal doesn’t come solely from genital play. Pay attention to your most erogenous areas – maybe your neck or hips. The more you touch, the more you’ll find yourself riling up!

STEP 2: Once you’re super hot and need to get some juices flowing, grab the Lil Rabbit. Don’t let its small size fool you – this bitty bunny packs plenty of pulsating power. Begin by tickling your thighs and lips before slipping the fluttering ears inside to tease your clit, getting you wet and ready for the real rabbit rock show.

Screen Shot 2014-07-18 at 11.02.35 AMSTEP 3: There are way too many pleasurable parts of our anatomy and, in fact, most people with vaginas can’t get off on penetration alone. But with the dual stimulating Rabbit Vibe you’ll kill two birds with one… uh… bunny. Squirt some Moist all over this sucker and the tapered tip will easily slip inside. The deeper you go, the closer the rabbit’s fluttering ears will flick against your clit as the bubbly textured shaft massages you with every thrust.

STEP 4: Two in the pink and one in the stink ain’t just a Shocker thing – it’s actually like, the best possible combo to have the most intense orgasm. Well, at least in my book, simultaneous clit, vaginal, and anal stimulation is the key to the ultimate climax. We’ll throw it back to an OG Neon item for this purpose, grabbing the P-Spot Stimulator and slathering it with Silicone Moist for the slickest and longest lasting lubrication. Although this toy is perfect for reaching its namesake pleasure point, people of all genders can enjoy this butt buddy.

STEP 5: Now that your entire pleasure palace is tended to, you’re ready for blast off! 3… 2… 1… CUM!!!!

For more tips on toys and other sexual curiosities, hit up Sexpert Sabrina Dropkick via email at sabrina@pipedreamproducts.com or anonymously inquire on our web site

The Sluts Have Spoken… and They LOVE Pure Aluminium!

SluttyGirlProblems.com is my all-time favorite web site right now. Not only is this site owned and operated by some super talented and driven sex-positive ladies, but they were able to build an entire web site and community around a simply hash tag – #sluttygirlproblems – which accidentally blew up thanks to Twitter. Man, is there anything that the power of the interwebs can’t achieve?  

Anyway, Pipedream is a proud sponsor of Slutty Girl Problems, and your favorite Sexpert has even become an official slutty author! Check out “Fuck Me, Pay Me: A Sexpert Reveals the Truth About the Adult Industry”, my first loud and proud SGP article.

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SGP has also graciously accepted our toys into their mailbox and vaginas, receiving our products for completely unbiased, tried and true reviews. Check out their CEO’s first rave-review of our Pure Aluminium Large Pink:

It’s very rare that I fall in love with a traditional vibe. It’s hard to find the right combination of fullness and feeling, ease and comfort, and powerful vibrations that will please my most sensitive spots. But this Pink Aluminium vibe had me purring in all the right spots. I couldn’t have asked for a more perfect introduction to aluminum vibes, and I’m so glad this gorgeous toy came my way. I’d totally recommend it to anyone who enjoys internal toys… but as someone who usually prefers external toys, even I fell in love with the Pink Aluminium. If you’re looking to try internal sensations with a bit of a twist, and a new pleasurable material, the Pink Aluminium is definitely the way to go!

Read the entire article, check out our interactive Pure Aluminium catalog to choose the perfect vibe for you, then find your local Pipedream retailer using our store locator! Overwhelmed by the mass of toys to choose from? Ask the Sexperts for help, or contact Sexpert Sabrina Dropkick by email at sabrina@pipedreamproducts.com.

Fetish Fantasy Series Shocks Again!

Pipedream’s award-winning Fetish Fantasy Series continues to grow as their best-selling Shock Therapy series expands to include the Shock Therapy Pleasure Panty. Perfect for customers who want to give their love life a charge, these easy-to-use electrosex panties feature a vinyl lace-up G-string and a super-soft Luv Touch handheld power unit that doubles as a hand massager.

Choose a setting on the power unit’s dial to control the intensity and go from a sensuous tingle to a throbbing tap in seconds. Users can switch between “slow” or “fast” to control the frequency of the shock, or adjust the dial at the base of the compact remote to control the strength of the shock. Switching to “in” mode lets users enjoy the remote as a hand massager, as the oval center piece delivers shocking stimulation once their palm touches any other part of the metal. A small pocket on the front of the panty allows the wearer to conveniently holster the power unit when the action heats up.

“Our Shock Therapy Pleasure Panty is the perfect solution for kinky couples looking to add a little jolt to their sex lives,” says Visual Merchandiser Briana Honz. “Great for beginners, the familiar design of the sexy G-string panty is much less intimidating than other Shock Therapy units. And the hand control unit couldn’t be more simple to use with just two switches and one dial to control its plethora of functions!”

Customers are urged to place their orders while supplies last. For those who haven’t already received them, all Pipedream catalogs are available by request from your distributor. Online catalogs are available in multiple formats. Product videos are also available to download for in-store and online use at PDTV.

 

For media inquiries or for further information about Pipedream Products Inc., please contact Sabrina Dropkick via email at sabrina@pipedreamproducts.com.

Fetish Fantasy GOLD featured in StorErotica Magazine!

Have you heard the big news? Gold is the new grey! We’re introducing the Fetish Fantasy Gold collection, which you can get your naughty little paws on in just a few weeks at the January ANME show. Until then, though, you can get a little taste in this month’s issue of StorErotica Magazine!

Rob Phaneuf, VP of Product Development aka Midget Man, said it best:

This collection features premium fetish must-haves developed for contemporary couples. We used high-quality materials and hardware to give our basic bondage items an upscale and elegant twist. We’re building on the success of our original Fetish Fantasy Series, but offering fashion-forward couples a more upscale alternative.

Read the entire article below, along with more Pipedream sprinkled throughout this issue! Our Ceramix made their Hot Products must-have list, while our Fetish Fantasy Series Sensual Hot Wax, Body Heat massage lotion, and Comfortably Numb Pleasure Kit are featured in their Valentine’s “mood-setters” spotlight.

Fiending for more on Fetish Fantasy Gold? Questions about any and all Pipedream products can be sent to Sexpert Sabrina Dropkick at sabrina@pipedreamproducts.com, or anonymously inquire with the Sexperts!

Pipedream Makes Best-Selling Panty Even Better!

Pipedream’s Fetish Fantasy Series has gotten bigger and better! The manufacturer has re-engineered the best-selling Remote Control Fantasy Panty to bring you the new 20-Function Remote Fantasy Panty.

“We focused on the best-selling features of the original, as well as consumer feedback, to produce the best new vibrating panty on the market,” said in-house lingerie designer Liz Jones. “It’s sleek, sexy, and best of all – no one will know your little secret!”

A sleeker PVC G-string now houses a smoother, more comfortable vinyl plug that quietly holds the bullet in place. Featuring twenty unique pulsation patterns, the bullet runs on a AAA battery that guarantees more power than ever.

Perfect for couples who want to spice up their next date night, the wireless remote control offers freedom for your partner to control the fun up to 25 feet away. Take it to a party, the club, or even the hot tub now that the remote control is waterproof along with the bullet.

“I’m especially excited about the added element of surprise offered by 20 unique functions,” said Brand Ambassador Cheryl Flangel. “The mystery adds to the fun because you never know how your partner will choose to control your climax. The pleasure possibilities are endless!”

View Pipedream’s entire new galley. All Pipedream catalogs are available by request from your distributor, as well as online catalogs in multiple formats. Product videos are also available to download for in-store and online use from PDTV.

For media inquiries or for further information about Pipedream Products Inc., please contact sabrina@pipedreamproducts.com.

Control the Fun with Pipedream’s New Remote Control Bullets!

Pipedream’s best-selling Neon collection continues to grow with the new Neon Luv Touch Remote Control Bullet. Featuring a waterproof bullet and wireless remote control, the possibilities for pleasure are endless!

The Remote Control Bullet offers solo satisfaction without the frustration of messy cords. Take the fun wherever you go and create custom vibrating panties by placing the bullet in your favorite pair of underwear. Or turn shower time into pleasure time thanks to the portable pulsating power of the waterproof bullet.

A perfect choice for couples that want to spice up their next date night, the wireless remote works up to 25 feet away. Tease your lover from across the room and tune in to a whole new satisfaction.

“Neon colors have been a raging trend, especially amongst younger markets,” explains Visual Merchandiser Briana Honz. “Our Neon collection is an eye-catching must-have that can be easily merchandised in any retail environment.”

View the complete list of Pipedream’s latest new galley. For customers who haven’t already received them, all Pipedream catalogs are available by request from your distributor. Online catalogs are available in multiple formats, including the Neon PDF. Product videos are also available to download for in-store or online use from PDTV.

For media inquiries or for further information about Pipedream Products Inc., please contact sabrina@pipedreamproducts.com.

We’re The Shit: Reviewer Roundup #4

Give "precious metals" a whole new meaning with this luxurious steel pleasure probe!

They say that any press is good press… and we here at Pipedream believe the naughtier, the better! Our heavy duty Metal Wörx collection has garnered tons of great feedback — with 19 unique pieces cast in high-quality, hand-polished steel, from vibes to probes to clamps and cock cages, what’s not to love about these weighted wonders?!

The Saucy Pair reviewers over at sextoys.co.uk loved our Mr. Smooth in particular — so much so that their words alone made me just as wet as this toy seemed to make them!

My vulva was exposed to the warm air of the room and its moistness beckoned the solid steel object towards it… I felt the cold, firm steel grace my right outer lip as I slowly searched for my opening. Finally the moment had come and the rounded silky end of the bullet shaped dildo fully nestled against my vulva.

It’s like our very own Pipedream fan fiction! Every aspect of this raunchy review had my ladyboner raging! Read it in its entirety here or below.

Are you a pleasure products blogger within the US? We’re always looking for Pipedream reviewers, so anyone qualified and interested should hit up Sexpert Sabrina Dropkick at sabrina@pipedreamproducts.com. Feel free to anonymously inquire with the Sexperts here about anything, any time!

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