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We’ve been caught in the act!

tv_law_order_special_victims_unit04-saved-by-the-bell-law-order-svu-and-more-in-the-best-t-v-spin-offs-to-happenYou guys, we’ve been seized… by our all-time favorite TV cops, of course! Our best-selling Fetish Fantasy Furry Cuffs were caught on Law and Order: SVU’s “Holden’s Manifesto” – a frustrated neighbor barges in on a couple mid-play, with out faux-fur handcuffs restraining the wife to the bed!

Our PR Manager and in-house Sexpert Sabrina Dropkick was especially excited about our latest TV spot:

It’s so exciting to continuously garner these incredible mainstream crossovers. When Hollywood’s top-tier entertainers rely solely on the top-quality of our products, it just goes to show, once again, that Pipedream is the leading adult novelty manufacturer in the world.

pd3804-15_03We’re really no stranger to the mainstream spotlight, with recent appearances on HBO’s Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, Universal Pictures’ A Walk Among Tombstones, and FX’s Partners. Check out the rest of our world-renowned brands with digital catalogs and cutting-edge product videos at pipedreamproducts.com.

Our FFLE collection hit the streets just in time for the new 50 Shades trailer!


Did you guys see the new 50 Shades trailer today?! How convenient – now that you’re all hot and bothered… our expanded Fetish Fantasy Limited Edition collection just hit the streets too! Now you can play along with your favorite book as we all anticipate the blockbuster this Valentine’s Day. The line has grown to now feature 65 products including classic fetish essentials, Grey-specific must-haves, and additional beginners bondage tools for all you extra-curious kinksters who want to further explore your fetish fantasies.

“The proof is in the sales,” explained Senior VP of Sales Rich Easton. “With over 3 million units sold since the book’s initial release – combined with our award-winning global marketing machine and the mainstream appeal driven by the film – FFLE is guaranteed to be the ultimate beginners bondage profit center in every retail environment.”


We’ve got some seriously comprehensive merchandising assistance on hand thanks to our incredible Dream Team of artists and sales friends. Just ask and ye shall receive custom Planograms, free LCD screens complete with cutting-edge brand videos, elegant art and signage, POP displays for applicable products, full color catalogs, hands-on product training, and in-depth product demonstration videos.

Until retailers receive ’em so you can get your pretty little pleasure paws on ’em, you can window shop for your FFLE wish list with our digital catalogs and PDTV downloadable videos at www.pipedreamproducts.com. 😉


The Pussy Pump: A Guaranteed Orgasm like Never Before!

What if we told you that there was one single toy that will completely change your sex life forever? What if we told you that there was a simple, easy-to-use, battery-free, and extremely affordable toy that is guaranteed to give you the most explosive orgasm unlike anything you’ve ever experienced? What if we told you that there was a toy that increases sensation in your most sensitive spot – and spots that you didn’t even know could feel so good?

Our High Intensity Pussy Pump is the simplest tool to achieving the most incredible orgasm!

Ladies and gents, we introduce to you…


Many of you probably weren’t even aware that pussy pumps are a thing, let alone that this contraption could offer anything in the realm of pleasure. One might contemplate and compare it to a penis pump, which primarily aims to increase one’s length and girth. You might be thinking vaginas aren’t even long! And why the hell would I want to marshmallow puff it up?  

Well, because science.

Just like the penis pump, the use of a pussy pump simply encourages blood flow to the area, which naturally increases the area’s size. Though some people really do enjoy the sight of a plump pussy – this is not the only use for a pussy pump.

With all of this fresh blood flowing through the area, your clit becomes engorged, growing and peeking from the clitoral hood to offer much easier access. Most women can’t have an orgasm without clitoral stimulation, and most partners would probably agree that it can be hard to find, especially amid face-to-face sex. Voila! Insta-clit has arrived.

Get to know your own vagina, then click ours to start the search for your perfect pump!

But our favorite effect of the pussy pump? All of this blood flood means increased sensitivity throughout the entire pumped area. So, not only does your most sensitive spot become even more sensitive, but your inner and outer labia also become incredibly receptive, more than you’ve ever previously experienced. Now it’s not just your clit or vagina that will ache for attention – your entire vulva becomes a palace of seriously mind-blowing pleasure!

So the next time you find yourself reaching beneath the bed for your favorite vibe, or grabbing a rubber for a spontaneous romp – why not grab a pussy pump too? Just a few extra minutes and you’ll be entering an entirely new world of ecstasy!


Want to know more about other unusual sex toys? Leave your kinky curiosities in the comments to find your questions answered in future blog posts!

Pipedream Takes on the Big Screen in Sony Pictures Film!

ThinkLikeAManTooPipedream is no stranger to the mainstream spotlight, with products featured on major network TV shows including CBS’ Two and a Half Men, MTV’s Real World, FX’s Sons of Anarchy, and Bravo’s Flipping Out. Now the manufacturer has stepped up to the big screen with a spotlight in Think Like a Man Too.

In this sequel to the original Think Like a Man, a crew of couples head to a Las Vegas wedding where the big event is threatened when plans for the romantic weekend go awry. The men and women split for their respective bachelor and bachelorette parties, but the ladies were sure to bring one hunk along – the Tasty Tyrone Love Doll!

“It’s no coincidence that one of the best new movies requested product from the best adult manufacturer,” said Social Media Manager Sabrina Dropkick. “We’re so proud to consistently see our products reach such wide audiences, proving that Pipedream is everyone’s go-to for quality novelties.”

Think Like a Man Too took the number one spot at the box office opening weekend and continues to screen in theaters across the nation. Find your local screening then check out your favorite Bachelorette Party Favors’ interactive catalog.

For media inquiries or for further information about Pipedream Products Inc., please contact Sabrina Dropkick via e-mail at sabrina@pipedreamproducts.com.

“I own and use MANY sex toys and [Pure Aluminium] has already become my favorite!”

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That’s Lesley on the right!

One of my favorite recent memories is hanging out with porn vets Ginger Lynn and Nina Hartley on Ginger’s radio show “Blame It On Ginger” at Skidrow Studios, where I also met the fierce and fabulous Lesley. While Ginger and Nina instantly jumped at our 11″ Extreme Glass Dong, Lesley was entirely seduced by our super-smooth Pure Aluminium Large Black.

Pure Aluminum Medium Black is a GREAT toy. It caught my eye, first of all, as soon as I saw it. The design is sleek and purposeful. Its graceful curves are visually appealing. It has substantial heft to it, as well. There is nothing wasted in the design.

When I was able to “be alone” with it, it continued to fascinate me. It is a powerful 3-speed vibrator that will satisfy both externally and internally. I used it to work up a little sweat before I brought out my heavy-duty vibrator, which I applied externally, while plumbing my own depths with the Pure Aluminum.

I began with the toy switched off so I could pay close attention to how my own internal curves welcomed and hugged this beautiful toy. As my external vibe helped build a wonderful tension, the Pure Aluminum foretold of great pleasures about to come.

As soon as I reached that elusive point of no return, I switched on the Aluminum and was instantly in deep ecstasy, and was able to climax several times in a very short period. I own and use MANY sex toys and this one has already become my favorite, having tested its prowess twice.


For media inquiries or for further information about Pipedream Products Inc., please contact Sabrina Dropkick via e-mail at sabrina@pipedreamproducts.com.

Up-Close & Personal with Pipedream at Adultex!

Pipedream rocked the 10th annual Adultex Awards, scoring “Best New Product Range” for Ceramix, as well as CEO Nick Orlandino’s coveted lifetime achievement recognition. The Awards ceremony wasn’t the only place to party, though – thanks to our Fetish Fantasy Series Inflatable Lube Wrestling Ring, the Pipedream booth was dripping wet with fun! Check out these exclusive, behind-the-scenes pics to capture the glistening memories from lube-covered cuties to VP Ruben Dietz’ acceptance speech.


Vote Daily for Pipedream’s 3 TLA RAW Awards Nominations!

TLARAW2014After snagging the “Best Sex Toy” Award last year with the best-sellingPipedream Extreme Toyz Mega Fuck Slut, Pipedream has scored three 2014 TLA RAW Awards nominations.

According to TLA RAW, “[The] Awards spotlight the best of the best that the adult industry has to offer.  Unlike other awards, our winners aren’t chosen by dollar sales or committee decisions. No, the TLA RAW Awards are chosen by the fans. So pick your winners, cast your votes, and rest easy knowing that, at least here at TLA, democracy works.”

The manufacturer scored two “Sex Toy of the Year” nominations for their Pipedream Extreme Toyz Flip-n-Fuck Me and Fetish Fantasy Series Vibrating Head Teazer, as well as the coveted honor of “Best Toy Manufacturer”.

“We’re thrilled to be recognized by such a pertinent retailer once again!” said Pipedream VP of Sales Steve Sav. “Knowing that our customers determine these awards makes this recognition especially incredible.”

Customers and fans are encouraged to cast their votes on a daily basis through April 14 atwww.tlavideo.com/raw-awards/a-4. Learn more about the award-nominated brands with online catalogs and downloadable product videos from PDTV.

For media inquiries or for further information about Pipedream Products Inc., please contact Sabrina Dropkick via e-mail atsabrina@pipedreamproducts.com.

REAL TALK! Avoiding Painful Anal

sabrina_loves_anal_1000x1000_loNow that the word’s gotten out that I’m a Sexpert, I get flooded with sex ed questions both in and out of the industry. REAL TALK! will cover, well, real questions that real people have really asked me, and the answers that I really gave them, and really, truly believe in. Seriously! These are real concerns and curiosities that come up time and time again – so never feel embarrassed or ashamed because even though no one talks about it, I think it’s safe to say that everyone is all about the sexy times – so what’s wrong with becoming more educated about it? 🙂

QUESTION: A finger feels good back there but when we try anal – I cannot describe how intensely painful it is – we immediately have to stop. We’re wet, we want it, what’s the prob?

ANSWER: STOOOOOOP!!!! You can’t just hop from a little bb finger to a big, giant COCK!! You gotta do some anal training first. Gradually go from a finger, to a small anal plug, to a small (anal-safe) toy, then maaaaybe to a ween. Also, use a CRAP TON of lube. I like silicone lube because it hardly dries up, therefore less application / interruptions amidst your sexing – but you can neverever use silicone lube with silicone toys.

Remember to TAKE. IT. SLOOOOW!!!!! Any time you put something new in your butt, do it with a lotta lube and a lotta patience. If it hurts, stop. Don’t ever force anything that hurts. EVER. If it continues to hurt – even after slow, patient, gradual anal training – then your butt hole just might not be into teh penetrationz.

Check out our Anal Fantasy Collection – it has like, everything you’ll ever need to put in your butt. Our Silicone Plugs are available in 6 graduating sizes that make for a perfect anal training kit. For your initial tushy trial, though, I’d suggest our Beginner’s Fantasy Kit – it features an array of shapes and textures for easy experimentation.

If you want some more personal, custom toy recommendations for your butt sexpedition, you can contact your favorite Sexpert anytime via email at sabrina@pipedreamproducts.com. 🙂

Turn Your Bedroom into an Erotic Playground!

My top three most exhilarating feelings of all-time are as follows:

#1. Screaming just as loud as I was speeding mid-air through the treetops of a Wisconsin zip line;

#2.  My first orgasm; and

#3. Discovering I could experience my #1 and #2 top two most exhilarating feelings of all-time simultaneously.

The swing de la sexy times, in my personal experience of pleasure products (which is like, a freakin’ ton), has got to be the greatest, most widely recognized and applauded bang toy I’ve ever known. Sex swings simply offer that one thing that no other product in the entire world (other than spaceships, I guess) can provide – weightless sex.

Whether you’re a vanilla virgin or the kinkiest cuckolding couple – anyone can spice up their sex lives with the incredibly unique element that is experiencing the purest form of bodily pleasure amid the open air.

Before diving into your mid-air mojo, you should probably know about the variety of sex swings (yay, options!) There’s a diverse selection of Fetish Fantasy Series swings to satisfy any niche, from the original Fantasy Swing, to the Yoga Sex Swing for ultra flexibility, the Fantasy Bondage Swing for fetish fun, or even the Spinning Fantasy Swing for rollercoaster fanatics. Among the vast choices, though, are typically two types of sex swings – ceiling swings and door swings.

Ceiling swings are this Professional Pervert’s swing o’ choice, as you can permanently transform any room into your very own pleasure playground. Drilling our heavy-duty metal hardware into a secure ceiling beam offers the strongest application possible, so you can play and swing hard. You’ll experience the freest passion and truly defy the laws of gravity with a free-hanging swing. You know what’s even better than that fantastic flush feeling after doing it in the air? Leaving your swing out as fun, floating additional seating, and then watching your friends’ faces turn red when explaining what they’re sitting in really is.

Are you stoked about totally weightless sex but your landlord’s already pissed that your last birthday bash may or may not have “damaged” the walls? Have no fear! Pipedream’s Fantasy Swing Stand offers weightless sex without risking any more of your security deposit! All hardware is included with minimal assembly required (that’s less than ten minutes, by the way). There’s no drilling, it’s not permanent, it’s super-portable, and best of all – the frame features “Bondage Loops” to connect a variety of Fetish Fantasy Series restraints, cuffs, and ties for endless possibilities of pleasure.

Door swings offer a more discrete form of swinging. There’s no labor involved with these swings, outside of the labor of love, of course. Pipedream’s Deluxe Fantasy Door Swing comes completely assembled and ready to go – seriously, you’ll go from opening the box to swinging from your door in 60 seconds flat. Just drape the straps over the door, then close and lock it, strap yourself in, and get ready for a wild ride! No bulky hardware makes this swing the perfect on-the-go pleasure palace for honeymoons and long overdue getaways, and allows you to breakdown and safely store it in seconds. Hanging from the door also offers additional stability for the swinger, who can lean, thrust, or push off the door, as well as for the standing partner, who can also utilize doors and walls for a sturdy stance to hit all the right spots.

You don’t even need a partner to be a Pipedream swinger! Enjoy the freedom of weightless sex with a solo ride on the Fantasy Saddle. This must-have swing attachment takes the strain off your legs and thighs, and provides added comfort and thrills with a soft, cushioned seat and two interchangeable phthalate-free dildos.

With ten models to choose from, you’re bound to find the perfect Fetish Fantasy Series swing for you, and discover that top three most exhilarating feeling of all-time for yourself. And if you’re still not sure which sinfully seductive swing to choose, your favorite resident Sexpert will be waiting for your call.

Pipedream Unleashes the Ultimate Strap-On Harness Collection!


When you’re looking for the perfect strap-on harness to get the job done right, Pipedream’s Fetish Fantasy Series harness collection offers something for everyone on any budget.

Designed by a woman with women in mind, Pipedream designer Liz Jones explains, “We’ve taken our best-selling harness designs, improved them with better, sturdier metal hardware and heavy-duty materials, and added three brand new high-end genuine leather styles.”

pdphoto_13922487692833With 12 unique styles to choose from including vibrating and remote control vibrating, this collection offers the perfect assortment of harnesses for beginners and strap-on aficionados alike.

Engineered for optimal fit and maximum comfort, all Fetish Fantasy Series harnesses come with three super-stretchy silicone O-Rings at 1.2-inches, 1.6-inches, and 2-inches to securely hold the dildo in place when the action heats up. Every harness features fully adjustable straps to accommodate a variety of body shapes and sizes, and are compatible with most flared base dildos. For premium performance, use with Fetish Fantasy Elite Suction-Cup silicone dildos, or Basix Suction-Cup PVC dildos.

Like all Pipedream brands, the harness collection features a 12-piece planogram that will be a welcome profit-center to any retail environment. The uniform, space-saving packaging features beautiful silver foiling and clearly showcases the unique elements of each harness. The easy-to-use planogram includes complimentary signage, giving stores everything they need to effectively merchandise the brand and create stunning visual displays.


Customers are urged to place their orders now while supplies last. Catalogs are available by request from your distributor, and online catalogs are available in multiple formats, including an interactive supplement for the harness collection. Product videos are also available to download for in-store and online use at PDTV.

For media inquiries or for further information about Pipedream Products Inc., please contact Sabrina Dropkick via email at sabrina@pipedreamproducts.com.