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College of Copulation: ABCs of Strap-Ons

pd3679-15_02If you’re new to strap-on play, then welcome to the best thing that’s ever happened to you! Seriously, no feeling compares to wearing a cock for the first time. But before you do, make sure you do your research and get the lowdown on all things strap-on.

Dildo – Typically the strap-on is not simply one big piece, but made up of a harness and a dildo. You’re gonna want a dildo with a sturdy, flared base in order to fit snug into your harness. Whether it’s a super realistic King Cock with balls or a cute, smooth silicone Fetish Fantasy Elite dildo – half the fun is picking out the dick of your dreams!

Lube – There just ain’t no strap-on fun without lube! Just make sure you use the correct lube with each type of material. Silicone lube may last longer, but you cannot use silicone lube with your silicone toys, so make sure you’ve always got a stash of water-based lube to be safe.

pd3470-23_02Harness – The foundation of good strap-on play is a sturdy, solid harness. With a plethora of styles to choose from, be sure to do your research before investing in one. Consider fit – do you want them to fit like panties? Boxer briefs? Or do you prefer the extra-secure fit of a heavy-duty leather harness with thigh straps? Also consider cleanliness – and be honest! A classic harness like the Leather Fantasy Harness, in my opinion, will offer the most secure fit, but cleaning might be a bitch. If you’re lazy, you may want to consider a cotton panty or boxer brief instead.

O-Rings – These little guys will be a lifesaver, keeping your cock snug and in place. I suggest gathering a collection of O-Rings – especially stretchy ones – to accommodate any sized dick that might come your way.

Pegging – This is what it’s called when a lady uses a strap-on to fuck a dude in the butt. It’s the best thing in the world. If you don’t believe me, then just read my Pegging Manifesto.

Check out the previous College of Copulation posts:

Just the Tips
Choosing the Perfect Strap-On

pd4428-23_03Here are my top three favorite things ever:

  1. Kittens
    Roller derby
    Pegging

Seriously. If you’re lucky enough to wield a vagina, I urge you to get up right this second – don’t even finish this sentence, just go to your local adult shop right now, pick out the prettiest penis in the place, and pounce the first consensual hole you can find. I!! Said!!! Now!!!!!!!!

Wearing a ween for the first time is such an incredible experience, there are very few words to describe it. I was so excited my first time, I totally forgot about my anxiously anticipating lover. Instead, I was just like, there is a thing hanging off of my body! And I can wiggle and flop it around! I can even hit things with it! Oh, let me hit this wall. And this doorway. And this couch. And your forehead. Oh hello, little meow meow, I guess you could even swat at it too.

But before you can cock slap all of the things, you’re gonna need a good, sturdy harness. No matter how pretty your peen – if your harness sucks more dicks than you do, then there will be NO FUN to be had.

There are plenty of harness styles to accommodate body sizes, gender preferences, and comfort. Here are a few of my favs.

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All you really need to keep your junk in place is the following: 1) Interchangeable O-rings in a few different sizes so you can attach any size cock. Stretchy O-rings are, in my opinion, the easiest to deal with. 2) The material between the dildo’s base and your skin – though you probably want it to be pretty small so it doesn’t feel super invasive, you do want it to be wide enough to shield you from the largest possible dick-base. So, when you’re choosing a harness, keep your and your partner(s) preferred cock sizes in mind. 3) Completely adjustable waist and thigh straps. Personally, I just feel like this type of set-up offers the ultimate support. And some of us may share our harness with a variety of partners, so offering as much adjustment as possible is going to ensure that it will fit anyone. Harnesses like our Stay-Put Harness fit this bill to a T. No bells and whistles, no arduous loops, buckles, and straps – just everything you need for strap-on success.

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A lot of my friends dig boxer-brief or panty-style harnesses because they’re just sooo super comfortable. Some people argue that they’re the least invasive type of harness because we’re already accustomed to the fit.  They’re usually made with cotton, spandex, or polyester and a super-stretchy elastic waistband.  Our Universal Breathable Harness is popular as shit for these very reasons. The only downside, though, is that the O-ring is typically sewn in to the harness, limiting your pick o’ dick.

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I am a huge fan of gender play, so a gorgeous babe with voluptuous curves complimented by a big, shiny purple dick is enough to instantly unleash my floodgates. We can’t be stingy with the pleasure, though. Vibrating harnesses ensure that everyone involved gets off. You should probably be very particular with these types of harnesses. Everybody’s bodies are different – some people’s clits are deeper than others, or the placement of the bullet might be just a little too high. Most stores aren’t into trying things on, but you could, at the very least, probably hold it up against your clothed groin and guesstimate whether a particular clit stimulator is properly placed for you. Many times it’s a simple square pocket on the underside of the harness that can be easily MacGyvered for custom placement.

Just the Tips

Keep this check list in mind when choosing your new ween:

  1. Choose a size based on your partner’s preference, not your own.
  2. For anal, choose a tapered, smooooooooth dildo. (And use a fuck ton of lube!)
  3. The base should be flared and sturdy. Suction cups usually work, but may be floppier. This is not necessarily a bad thing for those of us who are easily amused.
  4. If you will be using this dick with multiple partners, I suggest you stick with nonporous materials like silicone to ensure you’re not passing on anyone’s potentially gross shit.
  5. If you will be using this dick with multiple partners, but your budget only allows for rubber or PVC dicks – clean the dildo after and before each use, and use a condom. You should be tested regularly and expect the same of your partner(s).
  6. I’m totally obsessed with alternative materials like glass and ceramic, but I’ve never had success using these with partners. These materials are just so hard and blunt that they must be maneuvered ever so particularly – in ways that only you can control.
  7. Hard dildos could potentially hurt your partner if you’re pounding them and miss. (Ooowwwwwww!!!!!!!!)

SNEAK PEEK: Crush, iSex, and King Cock

We can’t keep our panties on in anticipation of ANME! Our massive booth has already been in production all week, we’ve got a slew of new products added to some of our already best-selling lines… but what we’re super-duper stoked about is the debut of THREE completely new collections!

Okay, this is the part where you run to the bathroom, check your hair and swig some mouthwash, because we’re about to introduce you to your new bedside besties!

crush-sweet-heart-3dJust like that special someone who runs through your mind all day – you’ll never forget your first Crush! This 18-piece collection of silicone vibrators is made from our exclusive medical-grade Elite Silicone that’s phthalate-free, latex-free, hypoallergenic, and completely body-safe. These waterproof wonders feature 10 super-powerful pulsation patterns, 3 distinct sizes, and 18 completely unique shapes and textured. From sensuous and seductive clit stimulators to sophisticated and exquisite dual vibes, you’re sure to find a Crush that you can fall in love with over and over and over again!

news-anme-previewGive “plug-n-play” a whole new meaning with iSex, our 9-piece collection of portable USB-powered pleasure devices. There’s no need for batteries – just plug into the USB port of your computer, car, or cell phone plug, and you’re instantly ready for fun! We’ve included all your playtime essentials such as bullets, strokers, and even a vibrating nipple clamp, which are all easy-to-use, perfect for beginners, TSA-approved, and eco-friendly. They’re perfect for college students, long distance video chats, solo stroking sessions, office rendezvous, road trips, and any other time you need plug-n-play satisfaction.

We’re super excited about our first collection to be conceived and produced at our brand new manufacturing facility. King Cock is the ultimate collection of dildos that looks and feels just like the rock-hard stud you’ve always fantasized about! Every vein, every shaft, and every head is carefully handcrafted with detail to give you the most realistic experience ever imagined. Each dildo features a strong suction-cup base that sticks to nearly any flat surface and offers harness compatibility for strap-on fun. They’re all phthalate-free, latex-free, body-safe, hypoallergenic, and best of all, they’re proudly made in the USA so you can enjoy every masterpiece with confidence.

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Bring Your Fetish Fantasy Series Harness Collection to Life!

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Bring your best-selling Fetish Fantasy Series wall to life with Pipedream’s new Promotional Torso Displays (PD4003-55). The latest addition to the manufacturer’s award-winning merchandising efforts is now available to all customers who purchase Fetish Fantasy Series Harnesses - at no additional cost!

The smooth, white torso proudly displays the Fetish Fantasy Series logo at the waistline, and features a sturdy metal hanger with plastic hook to easily hang this half torso on any display rack, peg, grid, or slat wall. You can also dress up your complimentary displays with other wearable Fetish Fantasy Series items, such as vibrating panties and strap-ons.

“Our new torso displays are a must-have for any retail environment,” explains Visual Merchandiser Briana Honz. “They do all the selling for you, allowing the customer to really see and feel these exquisite new fetish essentials.”

Customers are urged to contact their sells rep now while supplies last. Catalogs are available by request from your distributor. Online catalogs are available in multiple formats, including the Fetish Fantasy Series Harnesses interactive supplement. Brand and product videos are also available to download for in-store and online use at PDTV.

For media inquiries or for further information about Pipedream Products Inc., please contact Sabrina Dropkick via e-mail atsabrina@pipedreamproducts.com.

REAL TALK! Introducing Threesomes… to Your Boyfriend

I’m flooded with sex ed questions, both in and out of the industry, now that word’s spread I’m a Sexpert. REAL TALK! will cover, well, real questions that real people have really asked me, and the answers that I really gave them, and really, truly believe in. 

Question: I don’t know how to say this without sounding like a total slut… but I LOVE threesomes. When I first met my boyfriend I thought he like, cured me of needing double the dick. But puppy love has faded and now I’m craving it again. How could I ever ask my boyfriend for a threesome without the risk of losing him? HELP!!!

I've totes had this conversation with my boyfriend. Not only did we survive, but we still actually like each other!

By the way, I’ve totes had this conversation with my boyfriend before. Not only did we survive, but we actually still really, really like each other too!

Answer: Okay, first thing’s first – yeah, you kinda do sound like a slut… and there’s nothing wrong with that! In fact, we really, really love sluts! Seriously, I’m a huge slut advocate and was bred by generations of sluts. I’m not sure when “slut” became a disdainful term, but all it means is someone who has a lot of sex.  I’m pretty sure a decent majority of the world has sex and probably really fricken’ enjoys it… so why are we trash talkin’ our friends who get to have a lot of it? (Pure jealousy, that’s why.)

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The ring on the top of the shaft acts as a performance-enhancing cock ring, while the slim, veiny dildo features a tapered tip to ease insertion, offering the thrill of double penetration without involving another partner!

Anyway, my dear sister slut, there are two routes you could go with this – simply ask or don’t ask. Whichever path you take, honesty is going to be imperative. The shorter, easier answer is the latter, though, so let’s smack that one out the way.

Whether you’re into two in the pink, or one in the pink and one in the stink, we’ve got a plethora of DP strap-ons to satisfy your hunger for all of the cock with none of the additional partners. The pleasure possibilities are endless with our Fetish Fantasy Series strap-ons – we’ve got solid DP strap-ons, hollow strap-ons, vibrating and non-vibrating, realistic and non-phallic… We even offer a less invasive, more discrete harness-free DP strap-on – Double Trouble from the Anal Fantasy Collection.

Now, the first, more complicated answer is to simply ask; to be completely honest with yourself and with your partner about your sexual desires and needs. Reassure your partner that this in no way means they’re not good enough or even simply enough for you. Let them know how much you love their brain and heart and hard-on. Maybe even sneak a hand down their pants amidst the conversation, proving just how hot that both they and this new kinky possibility makes you. Indulge with them your fantasy, and don’t leave out one single wet, tense, and explosive detail. You may be pleasantly surprised by your partner’s reaction to this genuine expression.

If it doesn’t go quite as you had hoped, be sure to reassure your partner that you won’t abandon them over this, that you won’t cheat on them, and that you don’t expect them to understand or agree to such a sudden and unexpected request. Maybe they’ll digest the information and eventually come around to the idea. And maybe they won’t. But as long as you remain honest to yourself and with your partner about your feelings and needs, everything will work out just the way it needs to be.

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Feast your eyes upon the greatest thing that’s ever happened to your vagina.

If your partner simply doesn’t enjoy any of the above and you can’t imagine a future without them, then we’ve also got tons of multi-stimulating vibes so you can get stuffed all by yourself! Our WOW! Total Ecstasy 2 was meticulously designed with a traditional rabbit ears clit stimulator, squirming shaft with rotating beads, anal teaser, three speeds, seven functions, and is sculpted to excite with our super-soft body-safe Elite Silicone. Needless to say, this vibe offers every single sensation you could ever possibly want or need for mind-blowing masturbation.

Inquiries, opinions, suggestions, and love can be sent to your favorite Sexpert anytime via email at Sabrina@pipedreamproducts.com

Pipedream Unleashes the Ultimate Strap-On Harness Collection!

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When you’re looking for the perfect strap-on harness to get the job done right, Pipedream’s Fetish Fantasy Series harness collection offers something for everyone on any budget.

Designed by a woman with women in mind, Pipedream designer Liz Jones explains, “We’ve taken our best-selling harness designs, improved them with better, sturdier metal hardware and heavy-duty materials, and added three brand new high-end genuine leather styles.”

pdphoto_13922487692833With 12 unique styles to choose from including vibrating and remote control vibrating, this collection offers the perfect assortment of harnesses for beginners and strap-on aficionados alike.

Engineered for optimal fit and maximum comfort, all Fetish Fantasy Series harnesses come with three super-stretchy silicone O-Rings at 1.2-inches, 1.6-inches, and 2-inches to securely hold the dildo in place when the action heats up. Every harness features fully adjustable straps to accommodate a variety of body shapes and sizes, and are compatible with most flared base dildos. For premium performance, use with Fetish Fantasy Elite Suction-Cup silicone dildos, or Basix Suction-Cup PVC dildos.

Like all Pipedream brands, the harness collection features a 12-piece planogram that will be a welcome profit-center to any retail environment. The uniform, space-saving packaging features beautiful silver foiling and clearly showcases the unique elements of each harness. The easy-to-use planogram includes complimentary signage, giving stores everything they need to effectively merchandise the brand and create stunning visual displays.

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Customers are urged to place their orders now while supplies last. Catalogs are available by request from your distributor, and online catalogs are available in multiple formats, including an interactive supplement for the harness collection. Product videos are also available to download for in-store and online use at PDTV.

For media inquiries or for further information about Pipedream Products Inc., please contact Sabrina Dropkick via email at sabrina@pipedreamproducts.com.

Pure Aluminium and Fetish Fantasy Series Dominate This Month’s SIGN Magazine!

Pure Aluminium graces the cover of European trade mag SIGN Magazine this month, while our best-selling Fetish Fantasy Series products are showcased across an impressive two page spread. Learn more about our spankin’ new Gag & Wrist Restraint, Giddy-Up Harness, Ultimate Bed Restraint SystemExtreme Spreader SetWonderful Wabbit Hollow Strap-On, Vibrating Strap-On Liner, Carpet Beater, and Chastity Panty & Leash in the article below, or view magnified pages at the following page numbers: Un * Duex * Trois

Learn more about the world’s biggest bondage lines in our interactive catalogs, or download brand and product videos for in-store and online use at PDTV. All kinky curiosites can always be sent to Sexpert Sabrina Dropkick at sabrina@pipedreamproducts.com, or anonymously inquire with the Sexperts!

Let’s Talk About Sex… and Pipedream!

One of our very good friend and reviewer, Let’s Talk About Sex, hosted a few Sexy Santa Workshops in Michigan last week. The educational events took place at Get Curious in Ann Arbor and Deja Vu in Ypsilanti, and featured a slew of our best-selling brands. LTASex showcased our Icicles to demonstrate temperature play, Fetish Fantasy Series Shock Therapy Luv Gloves to demonstrate e-stimulation, and Fetish Fantasy Series 8″ Hollow Strap-On when discussing erection enhancement and strap-on play, along with a slew of our other award-winning brands. We’d like to send our deepest gratitude to LTASex, Get Curious, and DeJaVu for their continued support, and wish you all the warmest holiday season and most prosperous New Year! To learn more about the items featured in LTASex’s Sexy Santa Workshop, hit up Sexpert Sabrina at sabrina@pipedreamproducts.com, or anonymously inquire with the Sexperts!

Pipedream’s Tru-Fit Strap-Ons Truly Fit Any Size!

Pipedream’s award-winning Fetish Fantasy Series continues to grow with their new Tru-Fit Strap-Ons, equipping you with all you need for sensational strap-on sex! With three styles to choose from and harnesses that fit up to a 64 inch waist, these are truly the strap-ons for everyone.

“Most harnesses don’t exceed 50, maybe 52 inch waists,” explained Sales Manager Lynn Swanson. “Our Tru-Fit Strap-Ons offer secure strap-on sex at any size with exceptional ease and comfort.”

The super-soft Luv Touch harness feels great against your skin while keeping everything in place when the action heats up. The 4-way nylon straps are completely adjustable to fit waists between 26 and 64 inches.

Each phthalate-free TPR dildo features a flared suction cup base to ensure a snug fit inside the harness. Remove the dildo from the harness and stick the super strong suction cup base to any smooth, flat surface for some wall banging fun. Completely waterproof, you can also enjoy these dildos in the shower or hot tub.

The non-vibrating purple Tru-Fit Strap-On includes a cleverly curved 7” dildo that’s perfect for G-Spot and P-Spot stimulation. The pink and black vibrating Tru-Fit dildos offer powerful multi-speed vibrations controlled by a simple twist of the dial at the base, eliminating pesky remotes and messy cords.

View Pipedream’s entire new galley. All Pipedream catalogs are available by request from your distributor, as well as online catalogs in multiple formats. Product videos are also available to download for in-store and online use from PDTV.

For media inquiries or for further information about Pipedream Products Inc., please contact sabrina@pipedreamproducts.com.

Throwback Thursday: Crystal Klein

Long story short: Crystal Klein is a bad ass. This Austrian bombshell didn’t fall far from the trees of her super academic family — the girl was a straight A student her whole life, mastering piano and winning several state sport championships before graduating high school with honors, and going on to study Psychology at the University of Vienna. But after three years of college Crystal found herself super unhappy. So you know what she did? She broke free from her familial routine and fled to Hawaii.

I never thought I’d be a model. I never had it in my mind because I always thought it was something superficial. I come from an academic family and it was always clear that I would study, and I did for three years, but at that point I really needed a change in my life. So I decided for a drastic change, and I just went for it.

It takes a lot of balls to flip the finger to generations of expectations, so I dub thee, Crystal Klein, the most bad ass babe of all the babes who’ve ever graced Pipedream studios. Her craving to succeed never ceased during her jump into adult entertainment, either — she’s one of very few women to have received the coveted positions of both Playboy Playmate and Penthouse Pet of the Month.

Since we haven’t seen much of Crystal in our spank banks in recent years, we dug super deep into the PD vaults for this exclusive 2005 photo shoot. So deep, that the items you see don’t even exist anymore! Whoa, that must makes these like, vintage or something…

Want to see more of your favorite Pipedream hotties? Are you dying to know who that beauty on your toy box is? Hit up Sabrina Dropkick at sabrina@pipedreamproducts.com, or anonymously inquire with the Sexperts.