A pair of nicely round, spank-inviting, grope-worthy buttocks is euphoria to men in almost every culture on earth. Those titillating rear cushions on a woman have been enchanting us for countless generations—can we say that they’ve made vast contributions to the rapid growth of the human population? One look at those luscious, supple cheeks on a mate and the next generation is right on schedule.
Why does a great ass get us all hot and excited? Let’s explore this question from an evolutionary point of view. In 2008, scientists found amazingly intact 1.2-milion-year-old pelvis fossil remains of our species’ relative, Homo erectus, in Gona, Ethiopia. The pelvis measurements were much larger than previous finds, suggesting that the female’s hip and buttocks needed to be much wider in order to give birth to babies with large craniums (The Telegraph).
Bobbie S. Low, an American sociobiologist, wrote in her book, Why Sex Matters: A Darwinian Look at Human Behavior, that hips and buttocks are strong indicators of a woman’s ability to bear children. A healthy amount of fat distributed to those target areas means she can probably metabolize food efficiently, and safely give birth to healthy babies.
Darwin’s assistant, who studied the South African society, the Khoikhoi, found that this group’s ideal beauty is “a truly sexy woman who was unable to rise from level ground because of the weight of fat on her buttocks.” (Bobbi S. Low)
Health and fertility are all part of the ass package—arousal and reproduction are almost inseparable. Seeing a bodacious booty can instantly trigger our animal instincts to pass on our genes.
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