What the hell is “weird” anyway? Strange and bizarre; “unusual or surprising in a way that is unsettling or hard to understand.” Sometimes we’re afraid of the unknown and instead of exploring our curiosities and filling ourselves with the knowledge of experience, we quickly dismiss things we don’t understand. Well guess what — ignorance ain’t bliss, people, especially in your pants! You may have popped your cherry years ago, but there’s still like, an infinite source of sensations to explore. Broaden the horizons of your ecstasy and experiment with a new shape, a new texture, or even a new fetish!
Ceramix No. 10
Beetlejuice or Dr. Seuss – I don’t really care what you wanna compare it to, but this thing is adorable AND functional as hell. I’m already a sucker for non-traditional materials, but then you go and slap some stripes on it? #sold The ribbed shaft is juuuust enough to add that extra little oomph, but subtle enough not to overwhelm you with that curved G-Spot strokin’ tip.
If you haven’t tried our Ceramix dildos yet then I’m not really sure what you’re doing with your life. They’re perfect for temperature play just like our glass Icicles, but get this – each of the Ceramix dildos (and plugs!) are hollow, meaning your ADD-ass won’t have to wait for that shit to soak in ice-filled water. Nope, just run the tap right into that bitch and SHAZAAM your arctic fuck toy is ready in a snap.
Fuck My Cock XL
BIGGER!!!! IS!!!! BETTERRRRAAAHHHH!!!!!!! …right? This remake of our OG Fuck My Cock stroker just makes me laugh every time I see it. Like, I really wanna give it a little smiley face and call it Brad. Even though this concept may look bizarre as fuck to some people, our gay reviewer friends have actually been head over heels for my boy Brad ‘cause he offers a total reach-around experience. Moral of the story? Don’t judge someone’s jam just ‘cause it’s not your cup of tea. Every sexual appetite is different and that’s totally O K A Y !
Bonnie Rotten Spit Lotion
Don’t you lie to my face! You know you like that rough and messy shit. Even if you don’t need any help juicin’ up, you can never have too much lube – especially if we’re doing it in the butt. Plus, who doesn’t wanna fuck their favorite porn star? Drench yourself in Bonnie Rotten’s Spit and you’ll feel like you’re fucking the infamous Squirtwoman herself! This water-based formula will totes keep you wet, wild, and porn star ready all night long.
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